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#304 - stillnotbob
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Always wrap it before you tap it
#238 - potatotown
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(10/09/2012) [-]
It's good form to cover your one-eyed worm   
   
If you don't want one born, wrap your one-eyed worm
It's good form to cover your one-eyed worm

If you don't want one born, wrap your one-eyed worm
#255 to #238 - mylifeasacomic
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#257 to #238 - mylifeasacomic
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(10/09/2012) [-]
#202 - heirofaniu
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Hello IShatBrix and dishes.

I would like to personally thank the two of you for these funny condom sayings.

Keep up the good work.
#236 to #202 - dishes
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
#201 - AceOfHart
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Cover your stump before you hump?
#170 - thealpharogue
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Armour your knight before storming the castle
#152 - pineapplepeople
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(10/09/2012) [-]
I commented on that thread, too bad it was after the screencap.
#36 - infamoustrapper
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(10/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#38 to #36 - zigzagderpaderp
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Well if it's funny and makes people laugh, then why the **** does it matter if it's screen capped from the comments? I came here to laugh.
#282 to #38 - infamoustrapper
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(10/09/2012) [-]
its not like he specifically did that to make people laugh...you give him too much credit.
#315 to #282 - zigzagderpaderp
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Neither does half of funnyjunk, but it made me laugh.
#22 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(10/08/2012) [-]
>mfw

if you haven't tried it without one I wouldn't recommend it. you'll never be able to go back.
#25 to #22 - tbonewilson **User deleted account**
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#27 to #25 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(10/08/2012) [-]
One of the following is a suitable response for you:

1. don't act like it isn't true
2. try it, and then comment again
#313 to #27 - tbonewilson **User deleted account**
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#318 to #313 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(10/09/2012) [-]
can you refer to a specific quote where I bragged and/or asked you to brag?

>why would i brag
>about something i'm soooo used to

faggot
#319 to #318 - tbonewilson **User deleted account**
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#44 to #22 - AresX
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Trojan naked sensations are pretty good actually, better safe than sorry right?
#26 to #22 - lordzixx
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(10/08/2012) [-]
condoms really do suck. When I first heard guys be like, oh yeah it's like having a shower with a raincoat on, you don't get the full experience, and I was like those gus are pigs, I will always wear a condom.... yeeeaah I try but it really isn't the same
#28 to #26 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(10/08/2012) [-]
if she's on the pill, give her a fill
#321 to #28 - lordzixx
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(10/09/2012) [-]
funny story about that, had an ex that was on the pill and we ****** all of the time without a condom. After we broke up, there were a lot of hard feelings, but that wasn't the only thing that was hard... so it was difficult to have sex with a condom, so i pull out and hope to god that none came out without me noticing
#322 to #321 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(10/09/2012) [-]
cheers to that. every time the day after i feel like i got 5 std's and am going to have triplets. still worth it though.
#323 to #322 - lordzixx
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(10/09/2012) [-]
those are some very appropriate spiderman photos
#14 - mikaelkid
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Much better, much older version here.
#15 to #14 - mikaelkid
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Starting to think he saw my content...


XD lol
#16 to #14 - mikaelkid
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(10/08/2012) [-]
#10 - lupislord
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Be good,
protect that wood
#268 - nitsuan
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be stupid, cover your cupid.
#246 - badgerbaiting
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Before you spunky, wrap your monkey.
#234 - phsycokidx
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Pull out and shove it in her asshole.


Wait... were we supposed to be rhyming?
#231 - christofferse
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(10/09/2012) [-]
don't be a loner, cover your boner
#207 - hokeymon
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Don't make any bloopers, stick it in her pooper.
#48 - baditch
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be a chump, cover your stump
#52 to #48 - doodogger
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(10/09/2012) [-]
LOL
#23 - mrvino
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Gettin lucky? Rubber your ducky.
#21 - mittins **User deleted account**
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#39 to #21 - zigzagderpaderp
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Their usernames are in the ******* content, what else do you ******* want?
#37 to #21 - retrojays
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(10/08/2012) [-]
why would you have to if their names are IN the content?
#9 - thetryings
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(10/08/2012) [-]
cover your stump before you hump
#6 - mollike
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