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User avatar #304 - stillnotbob (10/09/2012) [-]
Always wrap it before you tap it
#202 - heirofaniu (10/09/2012) [-]
Hello IShatBrix and dishes.

I would like to personally thank the two of you for these funny condom sayings.

Keep up the good work.
User avatar #236 to #202 - dishes (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
User avatar #201 - AceOfHart (10/09/2012) [-]
Cover your stump before you hump?
#170 - thealpharogue (10/09/2012) [-]
Armour your knight before storming the castle
#152 - pineapplepeople (10/09/2012) [-]
I commented on that thread, too bad it was after the screencap.
#14 - mikaelkid (10/08/2012) [-]
Much better, much older version here.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mikaelkid (10/08/2012) [-]
Starting to think he saw my content...


XD lol
User avatar #10 - lupislord (10/08/2012) [-]
Be good,
protect that wood
User avatar #295 - weirdoo (10/09/2012) [-]
Quote from "Born on the Fourth of July"

If you don't have it in your hips you better have it on your lips!
User avatar #231 - christofferse (10/09/2012) [-]
don't be a loner, cover your boner
User avatar #207 - hokeymon (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't make any bloopers, stick it in her pooper.
User avatar #204 - chaoscheese (10/09/2012) [-]
Even if it's a quicky, wrap that sticky
#220 to #204 - smokeymouse (10/09/2012) [-]
omg haha is that from jaboodydubs?
User avatar #127 - muffindragon (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be a dinker, put it in her stinker.
User avatar #89 - jalthelas (10/09/2012) [-]
Even if it's a quickie, wrap that sticky!
User avatar #99 to #89 - pinkehpie (10/09/2012) [-]
Dont be a prick and cover the Dick
User avatar #48 - baditch (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be a chump, cover your stump
User avatar #52 to #48 - doodogger (10/09/2012) [-]
LOL
#22 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/08/2012) [-]
>mfw

if you haven't tried it without one I wouldn't recommend it. you'll never be able to go back.
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#27 to #25 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/08/2012) [-]
One of the following is a suitable response for you:

1. don't act like it isn't true
2. try it, and then comment again
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#318 to #313 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/09/2012) [-]
can you refer to a specific quote where I bragged and/or asked you to brag?

>why would i brag
>about something i'm soooo used to

faggot
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User avatar #44 to #22 - AresX (10/09/2012) [-]
Trojan naked sensations are pretty good actually, better safe than sorry right?
#26 to #22 - lordzixx (10/08/2012) [-]
condoms really do suck. When I first heard guys be like, oh yeah it's like having a shower with a raincoat on, you don't get the full experience, and I was like those gus are pigs, I will always wear a condom.... yeeeaah I try but it really isn't the same
#28 to #26 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/08/2012) [-]
if she's on the pill, give her a fill
User avatar #321 to #28 - lordzixx (10/09/2012) [-]
funny story about that, had an ex that was on the pill and we ****** all of the time without a condom. After we broke up, there were a lot of hard feelings, but that wasn't the only thing that was hard... so it was difficult to have sex with a condom, so i pull out and hope to god that none came out without me noticing
#322 to #321 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/09/2012) [-]
cheers to that. every time the day after i feel like i got 5 std's and am going to have triplets. still worth it though.
#323 to #322 - lordzixx (10/09/2012) [-]
those are some very appropriate spiderman photos
User avatar #9 - thetryings (10/08/2012) [-]
cover your stump before you hump
User avatar #3 - belphegore (10/08/2012) [-]
Don't be black, wrap your cack
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#100 - schutzstaffel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
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User avatar #38 to #36 - zigzagderpaderp (10/08/2012) [-]
Well if it's funny and makes people laugh, then why the **** does it matter if it's screen capped from the comments? I came here to laugh.
User avatar #282 to #38 - infamoustrapper (10/09/2012) [-]
its not like he specifically did that to make people laugh...you give him too much credit.
User avatar #315 to #282 - zigzagderpaderp (10/09/2012) [-]
Neither does half of funnyjunk, but it made me laugh.
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