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#11 - humusss
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Like House does all the time!!!
i'm a fan of House don't hate me
#16 to #11 - CollinTB
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Everybody's a House fan.
#22 to #16 - lostwoodskid
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I've never even watched the show and i like it just because of Hugh Laurie, he was great in Flight of the Phoenix.
#24 to #22 - HarvietheDinkle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
At first I was like lolwhat

Then I found out there was a remake.
#26 to #24 - lostwoodskid
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Yeah should have mentioned that, they're both great though!
#7 - drakesblood
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(10/06/2012) [-]
There is a difference between sarcasm and being witty. You can be sarcastic with just an inflection. Proper wit takes imagination, quick thinking, and general knowledge.
#5 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I reply with sarcasm way to often. I guess i can use "brain training" as an excuse.
#25 to #5 - HarvietheDinkle
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(10/06/2012) [-]
"to"
"to"
#29 to #25 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
to?
#30 to #29 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
Look at your previous comment
#31 to #30 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Oh, didnt notice that.
#8 to #5 - novren
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#9 to #8 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I´m flattered! Actually i´m not that clever. I just wish other people weren't so stupid.
#10 to #9 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
We think alike.   
We should, like, ****, and stuff.
We think alike.
We should, like, ****, and stuff.
#12 to #10 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
#60 to #12 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I mean, about half the population of FJ is gay or bi or something, so why not?
I mean, about half the population of FJ is gay or bi or something, so why not?
#62 to #60 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot to reply properly...   
*clears throat*   
<------
Sorry forgot to reply properly...
*clears throat*
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#61 to #60 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Its kinda cool that half the people here have non-traditional sexualities...i like it!

...its spreading through the internets into meeeeee...
#63 to #61 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Do you have a non-traditional sexuality, my good sir?
#64 to #63 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Would you mind if i did, sir?

and the answer is yes
#65 to #64 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Being the answer affirmative, shall we engage in a non-presential sexual intercourse?
#66 to #65 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Could you, sir, use another set of words to clear the sentence you just typed into the thingamajing you are using, so i could understand it at a higher grade?
Could you, sir, use another set of words to clear the sentence you just typed into the thingamajing you are using, so i could understand it at a higher grade?
#67 to #66 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
are we ******* or what?
#68 to #67 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
Maybe.
Maybe.
#70 to #68 - novren ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
forgot the pic
forgot the pic
#69 to #68 - novren ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
what are the conditions for we to ****?
#71 to #69 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Full control of time and space...
#72 to #71 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
And possibly matter, if you don't mind.
#73 to #72 - novren ONLINE
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(10/06/2012) [-]
time, space, matter and my mind?
#74 to #73 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#75 to #74 - novren ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
so what are we waiting for?
#78 to #75 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Ive ran out of reply space...i guess that means....GAME START
#76 to #75 - anttumi
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(10/06/2012) [-]
I... i dont know...
I... i dont know...
#77 to #76 - novren ONLINE
0
(10/06/2012) [-]
you say when...
#3 - suckerfish
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Holy **** im a genius
#2 - maximusboy
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(10/06/2012) [-]
formulas for sarcasm
false statement = yeah right
true statement = noooo
#6 to #2 - jetpistol
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Example #2 - true statement :
>Heat legend is kill
>No.
#4 to #2 - lastsamurai
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(10/06/2012) [-]
For example:
Girl: John, my sister's at the grocery store right?
John: Nooooo, she's tied to the basement and I sex her every night!
Girl: haha, yeah, I thought she was at the grocery store too ;)

Yes... grocery store...
#1 - skybluetroll
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Well, do memes count? I've seen "you don't say?" so often, i use it all the time.