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#134 - fatdudeee (10/03/2012) [-]
**fatdudeee rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at silly humans **
#43 - alfjnn (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mars Needs you, you say?
#45 to #43 - alfjnn (10/03/2012) [-]
Or this.
#31 - TARDIS (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#56 - gevaudan (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Now that you've got the laxatives, it's time to get the explosives."
User avatar #150 - iamasian (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Panel 1: House appears as a guest on "The Big Bang Theory". He meets Sheldon and disagrees with his way of life. Sheldon begs to differ.

Panel 2: "Hey! The monkey that knows what the answer to world hunger is is running away!"

Panel 3: "But misterkinz, you'll die if you shove that bomb up your anus!"

Panel 4: "I'm sorry misterkinz, but we had to amputate your cock."

Panel 5: After searching planet Zorgee for a while, a hoard squid creatures starts chasing your group.

Panel 6: Several years after your return from Zorgee, you are summoned to examine possible signs of life on Mars.

You're welcome.
#128 - dengekisushi (10/03/2012) [-]
> Be 19
> A few months ago, summer
> Go to Lake Ozark, MO and bring friend
> Mom and step dad surprise us with helicopter ride
> Go to the helicopter
> Turn around and say "GET TO THE CHOPPA"
> Life goal accomplished
> I can die happy now
#8 - geeksters (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**geeksters rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Warning: tits ** Something I want to say during my life... "I'm not a virgin." And mean it
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#3 - galifianakis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #116 - angelojuusan (10/03/2012) [-]
I also hope to say the following:
"There can be only ME!"
"We have worms the size of which even God has never seen before!"
"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you."
And more!
User avatar #107 - shitstormjoe ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
**shitstormjoe rolled a random comment #993512 posted by rump at MLP Friendly Board ** :
well you can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man, no time to talk
#100 - pineappleninja (10/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #120 to #117 - pineappleninja (10/03/2012) [-]
**pineappleninja rolls 896,447,924** that gif is horrifying
#69 - anonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
"Hand me that piano?"
User avatar #10 - skeetonamber (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
All of this could happen, in order... Someone write this story...
#13 to #10 - freefan (10/03/2012) [-]
I had done it, I had graduated college. I knew that getting a job was tough, but I was determined to try. A friend walked up to me and said "This is it, we completed college!" "And so it begins." I responded. Since my college was a space research college, it was tough to get a good solid job. I decided to get a job as a zookeeper, pretty easy and decent pay. People ask me why I quit that job. It's all because of once instance. Our zoo was a nice zoo, but it was a bit easy for the animals to escape, especially the monkeys with their climbing abilities. Just my luck, one day the quickest monkey escapes the zoo. I had to run down the town screaming "Follow that monkey!" to all of my fellow zookeepers. Pretty stressful day. I decided to quit after that, couldn't deal with such a terribly guarded zoo. As luck would have it, as I walked out of the zoo, I saw a newspaper stand. I knew I needed a job, so I went over to get a newspaper to find a job. Right away I see an ad for college grads to go and apply for a job at NASA. Knowing my college was a space college, I had a good advantage. "This is my destiny." I said, as I walked away from the news stand. I got a job as a NASA scientist, and I slowly worked my way up the job latter to finally become an official NASA astronaut. After some trips to the International Space Station, I got the biggest job of my life: the first expedition to Mars. Ten months later, my crew was ready. We had a successful takeoff, and ten days of smooth space traveling had us on Mars. When we got there, things got ugly. The spacesuits were 0.00001% off from their calculations, making it harder for us to breathe. Having had practice holding my breath cleaning up shit at my zoo job, I was prepared for this. My colleges, however, were not. Slowly, each of them starting dying of air deprivation. "WHYYYYYYYYYY?!" I screamed, as I watched my co-workers, my colleges, and friends die around me. I screamed "Quickly! To the spaceship!"
#118 - templenator (10/03/2012) [-]
**templenator rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at No time **
I've already said "and so it begins", This is my destiny", "Whhyyyyyy?!" and, oddly enough, "follow that monkey"
User avatar #110 - redflame (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**redflame rolled a random comment #1004775 posted by midboe at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Good morning.
What I hope to say in my lifetime.
#73 - armarares (10/03/2012) [-]
What?
Nobody wants to turn around in a big, black chair on a rainy day,in an big,dark office and say :

"I've been expecting you."
User avatar #52 - fizzor (10/03/2012) [-]
**fizzor rolled a random comment #1006178 posted by microbrony at MLP Friendly Board ** :
*hugs* Hey.
what I hope to say during my lifetime.
#34 - chupiter (10/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**chupiter rolled a random comment #566459 posted by Trustfull at Item Discussion ** :
I hope science gives me shit items.
What I hope to say one day.
#35 to #34 - noirwyns (10/03/2012) [-]
**noirwyns rolled a random comment #571665 posted by matmans at Item Discussion ** :
CRAFTING LIST V3.2
IS SOMETHING WRONG, MISSING OR DO YOU HAVE THE PICTURES I MISS
PLEASE TELL ME
well said good sir,this in return is what I hope to utter from my mouth in the near future
#22 - Audray (10/03/2012) [-]
> Be first day of term
> Douche-bag student teacher is taking our class
> Had him previous month, he was a massive dick.
> Sit at the back of classroom
> Instantly makes me move to the front and has massive douchebag smile on his face
>Stand from seat and look him dead in the eye and say loudly enough for everyone to hear:
> 'So it begins'

His face when:
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