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#576 - amimuh **User deleted account**
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#549 - sayankees
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor...

i apologize, that was uncalled for =/
#552 to #549 - IAmTheOne
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(03/28/2010) [-]
jeez... that was an anti joke alright, you could have said put it in it's bed or something but nooo. it had to be that/??
#492 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
original poster is an idiot, this isn't new humor, he just was too ignorant to ever come across it until now.
#510 to #492 - cmm
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(03/28/2010) [-]
This isn't 4chan, we don't call people op or orignal poster
#587 to #510 - sumi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Funny, because you don't seem to mind using all the rest of their terms.
#594 to #587 - cmm
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What? Because I used to say /f/amily? I don't do that anymore
#595 to #594 - sumi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Thank god. Welcome back to sanity, weary traveller.
#466 - Tits Tilson
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
#463 - DisappointedBanana
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I don't quite understand the last one.
#476 to #463 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
do u srsly dont know what the holocaust is? ughhh *facepalm*
#491 to #476 - Fopp
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Get off your computer and go outside then.
#593 to #463 - DisappointedBanana
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(03/28/2010) [-]
He probably meant 'better' not 'worse', on that last one.
#445 - RussellCrowe
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q.whats the difference between 3 dead babies and a corvette?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage.
#449 to #445 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
damn it Russell Crowe!!
#421 - SlippersRAL
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
#424 to #421 - RAWRimadino
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ive heard a different version
what worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in ten trash cans.
#442 to #424 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? There's a live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out. What's worse? He goes back for seconds
#413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO."
#415 to #413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
The one's i posted are here.
There are quite a bit more.
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#359 - Brix **User deleted account**
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#293 - itallpartoftheplan
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
#289 - carmeloandy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than getting raped?
A: Getting Raped with a rake.
#302 to #289 - cameronchase
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my motto is "you can't rape the willing"
#374 to #302 - quackaduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my motto is "its not rape if you shout suprise
#294 to #289 - SilveRogue
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than getting raped with a rake?
A: Getting raped with the front end.
#298 to #294 - carmeloandy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
nice, very nice
#301 to #298 - mrKWITTEH
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(03/28/2010) [-]
wats worse than getting raped?
getting raped by a pterodactyl with a rake...
#235 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
society
#237 to #235 - OhBruh
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(03/28/2010) [-]
hear hear
#239 to #237 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ohh ive got plenty :3
#219 - GreekOzzie
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Who ate the dog?
A: Someone
#177 - Felate
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why the **** are there blue people having sex on the left??
#140 - Rawrer
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
#148 to #140 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/28/2010) [-]
sorry i had to type really fast cause i was bout to leave
#146 to #140 - Protagnistawhat
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(03/28/2010) [-]
/agree
#131 - potatowrestler
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(03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
#79 - trigger
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
#74 - trigger
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I laughed so hard I had a -HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#78 to #74 - TehEman
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(03/27/2010) [-]
stroke?
#69 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
ATTTENTION?? who wants me to make a second?
#28 - MrWobblez
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

Succeed?
#31 to #28 - ImGonnEatYouNOMNOM
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(03/27/2010) [-]
you have suceeded my friend
#33 to #28 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
ehh it was a pretty bad one but u got the idea
#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly