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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
User avatar #535 - godshandshake ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
User avatar #466 - Tits Tilson (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
User avatar #413 - shammalamma (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
User avatar #382 - madduck (03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
User avatar #337 - phatboi (03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
User avatar #293 - itallpartoftheplan (03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
#280 - ahahah (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
#258 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
god bless
User avatar #268 to #258 - ThuCheef (03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
User avatar #235 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
User avatar #193 - crackatrax (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Whats better than twenty three year olds?
Some one with enough grammar experience to put twenty-three with a hyphen.
#194 to #193 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
I watched your avatar for a good five minutes.
User avatar #131 - potatowrestler (03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
User avatar #74 - trigger (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
ATTTENTION?? who wants me to make a second?
User avatar #28 - MrWobblez (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe (03/27/2010) [-]
Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly
User avatar #19 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?
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