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User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a fuck about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
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User avatar #468 - sayankees (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
User avatar #466 - Tits Tilson (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
#463 - DisappointedBanana (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I don't quite understand the last one.
User avatar #337 - phatboi (03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
User avatar #293 - itallpartoftheplan (03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
#280 - ahahah (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
#258 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
god bless
User avatar #268 to #258 - ThuCheef (03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
User avatar #235 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
User avatar #193 - crackatrax (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Whats better than twenty three year olds?
Some one with enough grammar experience to put twenty-three with a hyphen.
#194 to #193 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
I watched your avatar for a good five minutes.
User avatar #140 - Rawrer (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
how do you fuck up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
User avatar #131 - potatowrestler (03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
User avatar #83 - VCEmblem (03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
User avatar #28 - MrWobblez (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe (03/27/2010) [-]
Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly
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