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#549 - sayankees
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor...

i apologize, that was uncalled for =/
#552 to #549 - IAmTheOne
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(03/28/2010) [-]
jeez... that was an anti joke alright, you could have said put it in it's bed or something but nooo. it had to be that/??
#492 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
original poster is an idiot, this isn't new humor, he just was too ignorant to ever come across it until now.
#510 to #492 - cmm
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(03/28/2010) [-]
This isn't 4chan, we don't call people op or orignal poster
#587 to #510 - sumi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Funny, because you don't seem to mind using all the rest of their terms.
#594 to #587 - cmm
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What? Because I used to say /f/amily? I don't do that anymore
#595 to #594 - sumi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Thank god. Welcome back to sanity, weary traveller.
#468 - sayankees
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
#466 - Tits Tilson
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
#463 - DisappointedBanana
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I don't quite understand the last one.
#476 to #463 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
do u srsly dont know what the holocaust is? ughhh *facepalm*
#491 to #476 - Fopp
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Get off your computer and go outside then.
#593 to #463 - DisappointedBanana
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(03/28/2010) [-]
He probably meant 'better' not 'worse', on that last one.
#421 - SlippersRAL
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
#424 to #421 - RAWRimadino
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ive heard a different version
what worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in ten trash cans.
#442 to #424 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? There's a live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out. What's worse? He goes back for seconds
#413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO."
#415 to #413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
The one's i posted are here.
There are quite a bit more.
You need to login to view this link jokes-since-people-seem-love-my-jokes-all.html
#337 - phatboi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
#293 - itallpartoftheplan
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
#289 - carmeloandy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than getting raped?
A: Getting Raped with a rake.
#302 to #289 - cameronchase
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my motto is "you can't rape the willing"
#374 to #302 - quackaduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my motto is "its not rape if you shout suprise
#294 to #289 - SilveRogue
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than getting raped with a rake?
A: Getting raped with the front end.
#298 to #294 - carmeloandy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
nice, very nice
#301 to #298 - mrKWITTEH
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(03/28/2010) [-]
wats worse than getting raped?
getting raped by a pterodactyl with a rake...
#280 - ahahah
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
#281 to #280 - xoLindsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
*better
#291 to #281 - ahahah
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(03/28/2010) [-]
touche
#235 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
society
#237 to #235 - OhBruh
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(03/28/2010) [-]
hear hear
#239 to #237 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ohh ive got plenty :3
#219 - GreekOzzie
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Who ate the dog?
A: Someone
#140 - Rawrer
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
#148 to #140 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/28/2010) [-]
sorry i had to type really fast cause i was bout to leave
#146 to #140 - Protagnistawhat
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(03/28/2010) [-]
/agree
#83 - VCEmblem
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
#79 - trigger
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
#74 - trigger
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I laughed so hard I had a -HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#78 to #74 - TehEman
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(03/27/2010) [-]
stroke?
#28 - MrWobblez
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

Succeed?
#31 to #28 - ImGonnEatYouNOMNOM
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(03/27/2010) [-]
you have suceeded my friend
#33 to #28 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
ehh it was a pretty bad one but u got the idea
#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly
#19 - IceBearJudgesYou
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(03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?