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User avatar #549 - sayankees (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor...

i apologize, that was uncalled for =/
#479 - RobBeiiEre (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**RobBeiiEre rolls 082,588,608** doubles i will shag a tree
User avatar #468 - sayankees (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
User avatar #466 - Tits Tilson (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
User avatar #445 - RussellCrowe (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q.whats the difference between 3 dead babies and a corvette?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage.
User avatar #421 - SlippersRAL (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
User avatar #382 - madduck (03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
User avatar #337 - phatboi (03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
#280 - ahahah (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
#258 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
god bless
User avatar #268 to #258 - ThuCheef (03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
User avatar #235 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
User avatar #219 - GreekOzzie (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Who ate the dog?
A: Someone
User avatar #177 - Felate (03/28/2010) [-]
why the **** are there blue people having sex on the left??
User avatar #162 - icetre (03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse than the holocaust...

two holocausts.
User avatar #83 - VCEmblem (03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
User avatar #79 - trigger (03/27/2010) [-]
Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
User avatar #74 - trigger (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
ATTTENTION?? who wants me to make a second?
User avatar #28 - MrWobblez (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe (03/27/2010) [-]
Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly
User avatar #19 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?
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