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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
#630 to #568 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#561 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
#562 to #561 - bakinboy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lol
#564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
#567 to #564 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
#581 to #578 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Roflcopter
#535 - godshandshake
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
#520 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
#457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
#416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
#389 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
#394 to #390 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
#373 - johntravolta
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
#378 to #373 - Savos Mok
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(03/28/2010) [-]
or
A: Dead
#363 - RumTumTubin
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account**
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#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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#61 - Setari
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
#64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
#12 - DeadGoomba
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#468 - sayankees
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
#466 - Tits Tilson
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
#421 - SlippersRAL
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
#424 to #421 - RAWRimadino
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ive heard a different version
what worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in ten trash cans.
#442 to #424 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? There's a live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out. What's worse? He goes back for seconds
#235 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
society
#237 to #235 - OhBruh
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(03/28/2010) [-]
hear hear
#239 to #237 - FlanneletteJesus
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ohh ive got plenty :3
#140 - Rawrer
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
#148 to #140 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/28/2010) [-]
sorry i had to type really fast cause i was bout to leave
#146 to #140 - Protagnistawhat
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(03/28/2010) [-]
/agree
#19 - IceBearJudgesYou
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(03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?