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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #535 - godshandshake ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #518 - mwillsey (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken (03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
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User avatar #313 - OliveOrz (03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
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User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
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User avatar #466 - Tits Tilson (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
#463 - DisappointedBanana (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I don't quite understand the last one.
User avatar #293 - itallpartoftheplan (03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
User avatar #289 - carmeloandy (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Q: What's worse than getting raped?
A: Getting Raped with a rake.
User avatar #301 to #298 - mrKWITTEH (03/28/2010) [-]
wats worse than getting raped?
getting raped by a pterodactyl with a rake...
User avatar #219 - GreekOzzie (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Who ate the dog?
A: Someone
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