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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #518 - mwillsey (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken (03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #313 - OliveOrz (03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
#233 - chanson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#479 - RobBeiiEre (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**RobBeiiEre rolls 082,588,608** doubles i will shag a tree
User avatar #468 - sayankees (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
User avatar #466 - Tits Tilson (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the airplane crash?

Because its pilot was a loaf of bread.
User avatar #140 - Rawrer (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
User avatar #131 - potatowrestler (03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
User avatar #83 - VCEmblem (03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
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