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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
#630 to #568 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#548 - Antifag
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
#535 - godshandshake
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
#520 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
#518 - mwillsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken
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(03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
#527 to #523 - anonemous
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I agree this is my king of twisted funny, but my previous comment got thumbed down
#457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
#416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
#389 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
#394 to #390 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
#373 - johntravolta
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
#378 to #373 - Savos Mok
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(03/28/2010) [-]
or
A: Dead
#363 - RumTumTubin
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
#313 - OliveOrz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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#12 - DeadGoomba
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#576 - amimuh **User deleted account**
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#479 - RobBeiiEre
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(03/28/2010) [-]
**RobBeiiEre rolls 082,588,608** doubles i will shag a tree
#481 to #479 - RobBeiiEre
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(03/28/2010) [-]
God Damn It !
#505 to #481 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Do it faggot
#487 to #479 - Fopp
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Pics or it did not happen. ;3
#359 - Brix **User deleted account**
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#280 - ahahah
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
#281 to #280 - xoLindsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
*better
#291 to #281 - ahahah
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(03/28/2010) [-]
touche
#258 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
ahmadman@gmail
god bless
#268 to #258 - ThuCheef
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(03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
#83 - VCEmblem
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips