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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
#630 to #568 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#561 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
#562 to #561 - bakinboy ONLINE
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lol
#564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
#567 to #564 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
#581 to #578 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Roflcopter
#548 - Antifag
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
#520 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
#518 - mwillsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken
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(03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
#527 to #523 - anonemous ONLINE
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I agree this is my king of twisted funny, but my previous comment got thumbed down
#457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
#416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account**
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#313 - OliveOrz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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#61 - Setari
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
#64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
#55 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton
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(03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
#115 to #93 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
#12 - DeadGoomba
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#421 - SlippersRAL
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
#424 to #421 - RAWRimadino
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ive heard a different version
what worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in ten trash cans.
#442 to #424 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? There's a live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out. What's worse? He goes back for seconds
#413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO."
#415 to #413 - shammalamma
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(03/28/2010) [-]
The one's i posted are here.
There are quite a bit more.
You need to login to view this link jokes-since-people-seem-love-my-jokes-all.html
#382 - madduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
#258 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
ahmadman@gmail
god bless
#268 to #258 - ThuCheef
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(03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
#140 - Rawrer
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(03/28/2010) [-]
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
#148 to #140 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/28/2010) [-]
sorry i had to type really fast cause i was bout to leave
#146 to #140 - Protagnistawhat
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(03/28/2010) [-]
/agree
#131 - potatowrestler
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(03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!