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#222 - theitmann (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
#182 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Whats a ****** ?
A: Evolutionary proof that skunks ****** monkeys
User avatar #147 - PteParts (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
User avatar #23 - DrGordon (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
whats worse than losing the game
losing the game and dieing
#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
#556 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's worse than giving your grandmother oral sex?
A: Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done.
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
User avatar #535 - godshandshake (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #518 - mwillsey (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken (03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
User avatar #313 - OliveOrz (03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
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