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User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #562 to #561 - bakinboy ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
User avatar #567 to #564 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
User avatar #581 to #578 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
Roflcopter
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
User avatar #535 - godshandshake (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #378 to #373 - Savos Mok (03/28/2010) [-]
or
A: Dead
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
+3
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User avatar #313 - OliveOrz (03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
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User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton (03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
User avatar #115 to #93 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#479 - RobBeiiEre (03/28/2010) [-]
**RobBeiiEre rolls 082,588,608** doubles i will shag a tree
#481 to #479 - RobBeiiEre (03/28/2010) [-]
God Damn It !
#505 to #481 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Do it faggot
User avatar #487 to #479 - Fopp (03/28/2010) [-]
Pics or it did not happen. ;3
User avatar #468 - sayankees (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
#280 - ahahah (03/28/2010) [-]
Q:whats worse than 7 dead babies in a tree?
S:one dead baby in 7 trees
User avatar #281 to #280 - xoLindsey (03/28/2010) [-]
*better
#291 to #281 - ahahah (03/28/2010) [-]
touche
User avatar #235 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [-]
A jew, a black guy and an arab all jump off a cliff, who wins?
society
User avatar #237 to #235 - OhBruh (03/28/2010) [-]
hear hear
User avatar #239 to #237 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [-]
ohh ive got plenty :3
User avatar #162 - icetre (03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse than the holocaust...


two holocausts.
User avatar #19 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?
User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #394 to #390 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
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