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User avatar #535 - godshandshake (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #518 - mwillsey (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken (03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
+3
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #313 - OliveOrz (03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
+3
#233 - chanson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#492 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
original poster is an idiot, this isn't new humor, he just was too ignorant to ever come across it until now.
User avatar #510 to #492 - cmm (03/28/2010) [-]
This isn't 4chan, we don't call people op or orignal poster
#463 - DisappointedBanana (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I don't quite understand the last one.
User avatar #445 - RussellCrowe (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q.whats the difference between 3 dead babies and a corvette?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage.
User avatar #337 - phatboi (03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
User avatar #293 - itallpartoftheplan (03/28/2010) [-]
What did the polition get when he hired a prostitute
a blowjob
User avatar #79 - trigger (03/27/2010) [-]
Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
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