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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
User avatar #535 - godshandshake (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
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User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
User avatar #413 - shammalamma (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
User avatar #382 - madduck (03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
User avatar #337 - phatboi (03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
#258 - fefe (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
god bless
User avatar #268 to #258 - ThuCheef (03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
User avatar #131 - potatowrestler (03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
User avatar #83 - VCEmblem (03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
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