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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #630 to #568 - Mephizto
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #561 - Corrado
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What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #562 to #561 - bakinboy
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lol
User avatar #564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP
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whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
User avatar #567 to #564 - Corrado
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I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon id: 7461d9d2
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Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
User avatar #581 to #578 - Corrado
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Roflcopter
User avatar #548 - Antifag
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A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner
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You genius!
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #518 - mwillsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken
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**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #527 to #523 - anonemous
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I agree this is my king of twisted funny, but my previous comment got thumbed down
User avatar #457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account**
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User avatar #313 - OliveOrz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Lmao, I laughed. That's sad. :D
#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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User avatar #61 - Setari
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
User avatar #55 - avatarfan
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What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton
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except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
User avatar #115 to #93 - avatarfan
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I know, which made it even better
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba
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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
User avatar #468 - sayankees
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Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
User avatar #337 - phatboi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
User avatar #79 - trigger
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Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
User avatar #74 - trigger
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I laughed so hard I had a -HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #78 to #74 - TehEman
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stroke?
User avatar #28 - MrWobblez
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Why do we remember 9/11?

Because many people died and it was a horrible tragedy.

Succeed?
#31 to #28 - ImGonnEatYouNOMNOM
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you have suceeded my friend
#33 to #28 - anon id: d7c1d8a4
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ehh it was a pretty bad one but u got the idea
#40 to #33 - ThisGuyIsMe
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Silly anon. What are you doing out here with all the members? You're an anon. Go back to the anon slums where you belong silly
User avatar #19 - IceBearJudgesYou
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these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?