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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
User avatar #630 to #568 - Mephizto (09/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #562 to #561 - bakinboy ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
User avatar #567 to #564 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
User avatar #581 to #578 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
User avatar #520 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
User avatar #457 - theJENK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
User avatar #416 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ (03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #378 to #373 - Savos Mok (03/28/2010) [-]
A: Dead
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User avatar #61 - Setari (03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
User avatar #64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton (03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
User avatar #115 to #93 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
User avatar #421 - SlippersRAL (03/28/2010) [-]
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
User avatar #424 to #421 - RAWRimadino (03/28/2010) [-]
ive heard a different version
what worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in ten trash cans.
#442 to #424 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? There's a live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out. What's worse? He goes back for seconds
User avatar #413 - shammalamma (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
User avatar #415 to #413 - shammalamma (03/28/2010) [-]
The one's i posted are here.
There are quite a bit more.
You need to login to view this link jokes-since-people-seem-love-my-jokes-all.html
User avatar #382 - madduck (03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
User avatar #140 - Rawrer (03/28/2010) [-]
how do you **** up spelling that much? excuse my OCD, but DAMNIT!
User avatar #148 to #140 - holyhandgrenade (03/28/2010) [-]
sorry i had to type really fast cause i was bout to leave
#146 to #140 - Protagnistawhat (03/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #131 - potatowrestler (03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
#258 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
god bless
User avatar #268 to #258 - ThuCheef (03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #394 to #390 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
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