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#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
#630 to #568 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#561 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
#562 to #561 - bakinboy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lol
#564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
#567 to #564 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
#581 to #578 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Roflcopter
#548 - Antifag
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
#535 - godshandshake
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
#457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
#416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
#389 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
#394 to #390 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
#373 - johntravolta
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
#378 to #373 - Savos Mok
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(03/28/2010) [-]
or
A: Dead
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account**
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#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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#61 - Setari
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
#64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny
#55 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton
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(03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
#115 to #93 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
#12 - DeadGoomba
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
#576 - amimuh **User deleted account**
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#382 - madduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
#337 - phatboi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
make more!
#258 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
my mom blocked access to porn sites. please send me some boobies. no gay stuff please.
ahmadman@gmail
god bless
#268 to #258 - ThuCheef
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(03/28/2010) [-]
youre pathetic
#131 - potatowrestler
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(03/28/2010) [-]
perfection at its finest!
#83 - VCEmblem
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips