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User avatar #571 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
User avatar #629 to #571 - Mephizto (09/08/2010) [-]
That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-




but i lold
User avatar #433 - freshzac (03/28/2010) [-]
A 10 year old black kid dies, and goes to heaven to be judged.
God doesnt say anything to him, but gives him wing.
The black kid asks in a very soft tone "God, am i an angle."
God turned to the kid and said in an angry tone " NO ***** YOU A BAT!!!!!."
User avatar #408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/28/2010) [-]
So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#588 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
User avatar #583 - Patzzki (03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
+4
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#531 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
User avatar #503 - ZombieSmile (03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#375 to #368 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
haha, jimmy carr said this on the chris moyles show
#342 - Huzzar (03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann (03/28/2010) [-]
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
User avatar #224 to #222 - NumberOneNob (03/28/2010) [-]
And take your expensive, gay ass, fried chicken with you!!!1
User avatar #227 to #224 - AdmiralAckbar (03/28/2010) [-]
And take you diamonds, Justin Bieber and bike with you !
User avatar #147 - PteParts (03/28/2010) [-]
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
User avatar #23 - DrGordon (03/27/2010) [-]
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
User avatar #45 to #23 - Downey (03/27/2010) [-]
and cause shes blind. and dead.
#59 to #45 - anon (03/27/2010) [-]
and deaf.
User avatar #66 to #59 - Downey (03/27/2010) [-]
how does that effect ur driving lol
User avatar #14 - andster (03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
User avatar #6 - MADDFOXX (03/27/2010) [-]
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
User avatar #7 to #6 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
thats exactly what i thought the first time i read em haha
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
User avatar #55 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton (03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
User avatar #115 to #93 - avatarfan (03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
User avatar #389 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
User avatar #394 to #390 - kananGFY (03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......
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