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#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
#519 to #516 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
stfu you grammar nazi :D
we all understand what it means
why don't you just get your head out of your butt and go with it
#512 - bradynissen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How do you get 5 babies into a jar?
Use a blender.
How do you get 5 babies out of a jar?
Use Dorito's
#517 to #512 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
i don't know which anti-joke is worse
blending babies... baby dip... blending babies... baby dip
#178 - KisameFish
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q:A man hits a woman who gets in his way, who's fault is it?
A: The man's for driving in the Kitchen.
#181 to #178 - ScondorTheWizard
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(03/28/2010) [-]
It's the womans for not making the sammich quick enough
#588 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
#583 - Patzzki
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
#566 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account**
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#531 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
#503 - ZombieSmile
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#375 to #368 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha, jimmy carr said this on the chris moyles show
#342 - Huzzar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
#224 to #222 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take your expensive, gay ass, fried chicken with you!!!1
#227 to #224 - AdmiralAckbar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take you diamonds, Justin Bieber and bike with you !
#147 - PteParts
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
#23 - DrGordon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
#45 to #23 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and cause shes blind. and dead.
#59 to #45 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and deaf.
#66 to #59 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
how does that effect ur driving lol
#14 - andster
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
#6 - MADDFOXX
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(03/27/2010) [-]
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
#7 to #6 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
thats exactly what i thought the first time i read em haha
#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw.
#630 to #568 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#561 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
#562 to #561 - bakinboy
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lol
#564 to #562 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse then 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can? 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans. how many dead babies does does it take to paint a wall? depends how u throw them
#567 to #564 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I got tons of these. Here we go.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you skin them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you make a baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop baby.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor. An erection.
#578 to #567 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Easier way to make a baby float: Take your foot off its head!
#581 to #578 - Corrado
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Roflcopter
#518 - mwillsey
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(03/28/2010) [-]
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken
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(03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
#527 to #523 - anonemous
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I agree this is my king of twisted funny, but my previous comment got thumbed down
#61 - Setari
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for laughing at these...
#64 to #61 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
yeah me to..... there are worse ones though..... but you gotta admit its feakin funny