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#596 - Shahiro (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What's red, black and red?

A nun with a spear through her chest.
#617 to #608 - dooper (04/03/2010) [-]
Not Youuu!
User avatar #208 - jimi hendix (03/28/2010) [-]
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you have already told her twice.
User avatar #197 - RawrIAreDinosaur (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the chicken get hit by a car?
it didnt look both ways
#588 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
User avatar #583 - Patzzki (03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
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#531 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
User avatar #503 - ZombieSmile ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#342 - Huzzar (03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
User avatar #147 - PteParts (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
User avatar #23 - DrGordon (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
User avatar #14 - andster (03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
User avatar #6 - MADDFOXX (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
User avatar #561 - Corrado (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies! What's worse than that? A pile of dead babies! What's worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom! What's worse than that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds.
User avatar #548 - Antifag (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
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