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User avatar #512 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you get 5 babies into a jar?
Use a blender.
How do you get 5 babies out of a jar?
Use Dorito's
User avatar #501 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
#462 - megadrscar (03/28/2010) [-]
-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
#588 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.
User avatar #583 - Patzzki (03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

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#531 - LovableStoner (03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?

Gang rape.
User avatar #503 - ZombieSmile (03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What's brown and sticky?

#342 - Huzzar (03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.

why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
User avatar #147 - PteParts (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
User avatar #23 - DrGordon (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
User avatar #14 - andster (03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
User avatar #6 - MADDFOXX (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
#568 - CheesyCheesesteak **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.
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User avatar #12 - DeadGoomba (03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.
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