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#577 - SenorAnonymous
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Yo me gusta dinero
#584 to #577 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Any hispanic grammar nazis out there? Time to act!
#604 to #577 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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(03/30/2010) [-]
there wouldnt be a "Yo" in fornt of it..that reads- I i like money

HISPANIC GRAMMER NAZI..AWAY! *WOOOSH*
#620 to #604 - SenorAnonymous
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Yo no soy una gramatica Nazi, bastardo.
No puedo usar acentos en este sitio web
#624 to #620 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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(04/09/2010) [-]
all icould read was the bastardo thingy, nothing else
#621 to #620 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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(04/07/2010) [-]
indeed
#626 to #621 - randomhacker
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(04/18/2010) [-]
indeedo
#433 - freshzac
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A 10 year old black kid dies, and goes to heaven to be judged.
God doesnt say anything to him, but gives him wing.
The black kid asks in a very soft tone "God, am i an angle."
God turned to the kid and said in an angry tone " NO ***** YOU A BAT!!!!!."
#376 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
#379 to #376 - sllllowpoke
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
#588 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
#583 - Patzzki
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
#566 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account**
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#531 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
#503 - ZombieSmile
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#375 to #368 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha, jimmy carr said this on the chris moyles show
#342 - Huzzar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
#224 to #222 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take your expensive, gay ass, fried chicken with you!!!1
#227 to #224 - AdmiralAckbar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take you diamonds, Justin Bieber and bike with you !
#147 - PteParts
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
#23 - DrGordon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
#45 to #23 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and cause shes blind. and dead.
#59 to #45 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and deaf.
#66 to #59 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
how does that effect ur driving lol
#14 - andster
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
#6 - MADDFOXX
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(03/27/2010) [-]
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
#7 to #6 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
thats exactly what i thought the first time i read em haha
#548 - Antifag
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.
#586 to #548 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
You genius!
#233 - chanson **User deleted account**
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#55 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a burger and a dead baby?

I don't **** a burger before i eat it
(captcha: ***** (i lol'd))
#93 to #55 - SpencerNewton
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(03/27/2010) [-]
except the captchas are now random letters insteadt of five letter words...
#115 to #93 - avatarfan
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(03/27/2010) [-]
I know, which made it even better
#12 - DeadGoomba
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender kicks the horse out.

a man walks into a bar. he's an alcoholic and is destroying his family.