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#571 - Ahem
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(03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
#629 to #571 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-




but i lold
#376 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
#379 to #376 - sllllowpoke
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
#208 - jimi hendix
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(03/28/2010) [-]
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you have already told her twice.
#588 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
#583 - Patzzki
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
#566 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account**
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#531 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
#503 - ZombieSmile
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#375 to #368 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha, jimmy carr said this on the chris moyles show
#342 - Huzzar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
#224 to #222 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take your expensive, gay ass, fried chicken with you!!!1
#227 to #224 - AdmiralAckbar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take you diamonds, Justin Bieber and bike with you !
#147 - PteParts
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
#23 - DrGordon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
#45 to #23 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and cause shes blind. and dead.
#59 to #45 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and deaf.
#66 to #59 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
how does that effect ur driving lol
#14 - andster
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
#6 - MADDFOXX
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(03/27/2010) [-]
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
#7 to #6 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
thats exactly what i thought the first time i read em haha
#416 - tomwalk
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
#414 - SCARZ
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Bob:Dude I tried playing UNO with mexicans yesterday but I had to quit....
Mike: Why did you have to quit Bob?
Bob:Because they all kept trying to steal all the ******* green cards!

AND FOR THE RECORD; I AM NOT RACIST I JUST THINK THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
#373 - johntravolta
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
#378 to #373 - Savos Mok
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(03/28/2010) [-]
or
A: Dead
#363 - RumTumTubin
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.