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#596 - Shahiro
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's red, black and red?

A nun with a spear through her chest.
#607 to #596 - anon
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(03/31/2010) [-]
you ****** it up.

"Whats white, black, and red and has trouble getting through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
#608 to #607 - Shahiro
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(03/31/2010) [-]
stfu, who was the one who got +5 thumbs?
#617 to #608 - dooper
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(04/03/2010) [-]
Not Youuu!
#501 - bradynissen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.


I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
#508 to #501 - sammyrox
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha thats funny

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
#532 to #508 - Ahem
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(03/28/2010) [-]
that is so ******* terrible haha.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
#241 - Tenshi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her balloon ?

cause she was getting raped in the face
#588 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's small, blue, orange adn lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?


A baby with burst armbands.
#583 - Patzzki
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?


******
#566 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account**
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#531 - LovableStoner
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do 1 out of 8 people enjoy?


Gang rape.
#503 - ZombieSmile
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I laughed, now I'm going to hell.
#368 - JokeKiller **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
#375 to #368 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha, jimmy carr said this on the chris moyles show
#342 - Huzzar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These aren't anti jokes - this is British Army "squaddie humour".

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
#242 - nchubz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the girl fall out the tree?
i threw a dishwasher at her.


why did the hedgehog take a bath?
it was dirty
#222 - theitmann
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A Jew, A Fag and a black guy walk into a bar

and the bartender says "get the **** out"
#224 to #222 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take your expensive, gay ass, fried chicken with you!!!1
#227 to #224 - AdmiralAckbar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
And take you diamonds, Justin Bieber and bike with you !
#147 - PteParts
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(03/28/2010) [-]
These are probably a lot easier to write than regular jokes and they're tragically hilarious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza guy.
#23 - DrGordon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
why can't helen keller drive
because she's a woman
#45 to #23 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and cause shes blind. and dead.
#59 to #45 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
and deaf.
#66 to #59 - Downey
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(03/27/2010) [-]
how does that effect ur driving lol
#14 - andster
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

He said it hurt.
#6 - MADDFOXX
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(03/27/2010) [-]
lol its funny, is that a bad thing?
#7 to #6 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
thats exactly what i thought the first time i read em haha
#535 - godshandshake
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a hummer in my garage
#520 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
Both of them are purple.... except for the elephant.
#457 - theJENK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
cause he was dead.
#389 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the one newborn baby die?

because the dad was an abusive alcoholic and everytime it cried he shook the hell out of it
#390 to #389 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
thats just sad...
#394 to #390 - kananGFY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
life is sad......