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User avatar #465 - woooosh (03/28/2010) [-]
Q. How do you kill a blue elephant?

A. Shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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Q. How do you kill a pink elephant?

A.Strangle it untill it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
#384 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do you call a man who wont wake up?
A: dead
User avatar #370 - quackaduck (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between the trampoline and a baby?


i take my shoes of to jump on the trampoline
User avatar #358 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
#1 - kilroy (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Where'd you get the one about the orphan?
User avatar #2 to #1 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
none of em say anything about an orphan lol
User avatar #599 - NumberOneNob (03/28/2010) [-]
Why is this joke not funny?


Because you didn't laugh...
#577 - SenorAnonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Yo me gusta dinero
#604 to #577 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [-]
there wouldnt be a "Yo" in fornt of it..that reads- I i like money

HISPANIC GRAMMER NAZI..AWAY! *WOOOSH*
User avatar #571 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
User avatar #512 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you get 5 babies into a jar?
Use a blender.
How do you get 5 babies out of a jar?
Use Dorito's
User avatar #501 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.


I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
#462 - megadrscar (03/28/2010) [-]
-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
User avatar #433 - freshzac (03/28/2010) [-]
A 10 year old black kid dies, and goes to heaven to be judged.
God doesnt say anything to him, but gives him wing.
The black kid asks in a very soft tone "God, am i an angle."
God turned to the kid and said in an angry tone " NO ***** YOU A BAT!!!!!."
User avatar #408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/28/2010) [-]
So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#376 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
User avatar #379 to #376 - sllllowpoke (03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
User avatar #352 - Bacconator (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cruel and cool
#344 - Kaz (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees..?

One baby stapled to 10 trees..

Sorry.. that was bad. =(
User avatar #241 - Tenshi ONLINE (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her balloon ?

cause she was getting raped in the face
User avatar #208 - jimi hendix (03/28/2010) [-]
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you have already told her twice.
User avatar #175 - starJOCK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the wall fall? cause it was made of leaves.
why did the boy fall of his bike? cause someone hit him with a fridge.
why did the girl fall off her bike? cause she wasn't in the dam kitchen.
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