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User avatar #338 - NoShoes (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Whats the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?

Theres 20 of them.
User avatar #465 - woooosh (03/28/2010) [-]
Q. How do you kill a blue elephant?

A. Shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Q. How do you kill a pink elephant?

A.Strangle it untill it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
#384 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do you call a man who wont wake up?
A: dead
User avatar #370 - quackaduck (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between the trampoline and a baby?

i take my shoes of to jump on the trampoline
User avatar #358 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
User avatar #349 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's better than watching Twilight?

User avatar #214 - buzzin like a bee (03/28/2010) [-]
my two favs

why did the girl with no arms and no legs fall off the swing?

because i threw a microwave at her.

why did the man with terminal cancer die?

i shot him.
User avatar #20 - TheCthulhu (03/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
a man walks in to a bar, he's an alcohol and its destroying his family
#1 - kilroy (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Where'd you get the one about the orphan?
User avatar #2 to #1 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
none of em say anything about an orphan lol
User avatar #599 - NumberOneNob (03/28/2010) [-]
Why is this joke not funny?

Because you didn't laugh...
#596 - Shahiro (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What's red, black and red?

A nun with a spear through her chest.
#617 to #608 - dooper (04/03/2010) [-]
Not Youuu!
User avatar #571 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"


How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
User avatar #512 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you get 5 babies into a jar?
Use a blender.
How do you get 5 babies out of a jar?
Use Dorito's
User avatar #408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/28/2010) [-]
So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#376 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
User avatar #379 to #376 - sllllowpoke (03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
User avatar #352 - Bacconator (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cruel and cool
User avatar #197 - RawrIAreDinosaur (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the chicken get hit by a car?
it didnt look both ways
User avatar #178 - KisameFish (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q:A man hits a woman who gets in his way, who's fault is it?
A: The man's for driving in the Kitchen.
User avatar #175 - starJOCK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the wall fall? cause it was made of leaves.
why did the boy fall of his bike? cause someone hit him with a fridge.
why did the girl fall off her bike? cause she wasn't in the dam kitchen.
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