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#384 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do you call a man who wont wake up?
A: dead
User avatar #370 - quackaduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between the trampoline and a baby?


i take my shoes of to jump on the trampoline
User avatar #358 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
#371 to #358 - anon id: fecaeccc
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lol carrot noises.

-XxNearlovinbaconxX
User avatar #349 - IEpicWinGuyI
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's better than watching Twilight?




A: ANYTHING.
#1 - kilroy
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User avatar #2 to #1 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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none of em say anything about an orphan lol
#3 to #2 - kilroy
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User avatar #4 to #3 - holyhandgrenade [OP]
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(03/27/2010) [-]
ummm i dont remember exactly but i found it on some thread
User avatar #599 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why is this joke not funny?


Because you didn't laugh...
#596 - Shahiro
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's red, black and red?

A nun with a spear through her chest.
#607 to #596 - anon id: 117b2cb3
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(03/31/2010) [-]
you ****** it up.

"Whats white, black, and red and has trouble getting through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
#608 to #607 - Shahiro
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(03/31/2010) [-]
stfu, who was the one who got +5 thumbs?
#617 to #608 - dooper
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(04/03/2010) [-]
Not Youuu!
#577 - SenorAnonymous
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Yo me gusta dinero
#584 to #577 - anon id: 7461d9d2
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Any hispanic grammar nazis out there? Time to act!
#604 to #577 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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there wouldnt be a "Yo" in fornt of it..that reads- I i like money

HISPANIC GRAMMER NAZI..AWAY! *WOOOSH*
#620 to #604 - SenorAnonymous
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Yo no soy una gramatica Nazi, bastardo.
No puedo usar acentos en este sitio web
User avatar #624 to #620 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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all icould read was the bastardo thingy, nothing else
#621 to #620 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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indeed
User avatar #626 to #621 - randomhacker
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indeedo
User avatar #571 - Ahem
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(03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
User avatar #629 to #571 - Mephizto
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That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-




but i lold
#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account**
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grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
#519 to #516 - anon id: c86dc777
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stfu you grammar nazi :D
we all understand what it means
why don't you just get your head out of your butt and go with it
User avatar #501 - bradynissen
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I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.


I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
User avatar #508 to #501 - sammyrox
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haha thats funny

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
User avatar #532 to #508 - Ahem
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that is so ******* terrible haha.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
#462 - megadrscar
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-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
User avatar #433 - freshzac
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A 10 year old black kid dies, and goes to heaven to be judged.
God doesnt say anything to him, but gives him wing.
The black kid asks in a very soft tone "God, am i an angle."
God turned to the kid and said in an angry tone " NO ***** YOU A BAT!!!!!."
User avatar #408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY
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So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#376 - anon id: 9ba43d27
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Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
User avatar #379 to #376 - sllllowpoke
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Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
User avatar #352 - Bacconator
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Cruel and cool
#361 to #352 - MissVicious
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lmfao! that was good.
#344 - Kaz
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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees..?

One baby stapled to 10 trees..

Sorry.. that was bad. =(
User avatar #208 - jimi hendix
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(03/28/2010) [-]
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you have already told her twice.
User avatar #197 - RawrIAreDinosaur
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the chicken get hit by a car?
it didnt look both ways
User avatar #178 - KisameFish
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Q:A man hits a woman who gets in his way, who's fault is it?
A: The man's for driving in the Kitchen.
User avatar #181 to #178 - ScondorTheWizard
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It's the womans for not making the sammich quick enough