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#465 - woooosh
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q. How do you kill a blue elephant?

A. Shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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Q. How do you kill a pink elephant?

A.Strangle it untill it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
#384 - XenosII **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Q: what do you call a man who wont wake up?
A: dead
#370 - quackaduck
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(03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between the trampoline and a baby?


i take my shoes of to jump on the trampoline
#358 - MrWerbenmanjensen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
#371 to #358 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lol carrot noises.

-XxNearlovinbaconxX
#20 - TheCthulhu
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a man walks in to a bar, he's an alcohol and its destroying his family
#26 to #20 - TheJosephStalin
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(03/27/2010) [-]
An alcohol walks into a bar, he's a man and it's destroying his family.
#27 to #26 - anon
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(03/27/2010) [-]
a family walks into a bar, he's an alcohol and it's destroying his man.
#34 to #27 - TacticalAssassinK
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(03/27/2010) [-]
A destroying bar walks into a man, he's am alcohol and it's family walks.
#110 to #34 - lucyland
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(03/27/2010) [-]
An alcohol walks into a family, he's a bar and it's destroying his man.
#43 to #34 - ThisGuyIsMe
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(03/27/2010) [-]
Epic Win
#599 - NumberOneNob
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Why is this joke not funny?


Because you didn't laugh...
#577 - SenorAnonymous
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Yo me gusta dinero
#584 to #577 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Any hispanic grammar nazis out there? Time to act!
#604 to #577 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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(03/30/2010) [-]
there wouldnt be a "Yo" in fornt of it..that reads- I i like money

HISPANIC GRAMMER NAZI..AWAY! *WOOOSH*
#620 to #604 - SenorAnonymous
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Yo no soy una gramatica Nazi, bastardo.
No puedo usar acentos en este sitio web
#624 to #620 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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(04/09/2010) [-]
all icould read was the bastardo thingy, nothing else
#621 to #620 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account**
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(04/07/2010) [-]
indeed
#626 to #621 - randomhacker
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(04/18/2010) [-]
indeedo
#571 - Ahem
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(03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
#629 to #571 - Mephizto
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(09/08/2010) [-]
That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-




but i lold
#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
#519 to #516 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
stfu you grammar nazi :D
we all understand what it means
why don't you just get your head out of your butt and go with it
#501 - bradynissen
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(03/28/2010) [-]
I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.


I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
#508 to #501 - sammyrox
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(03/28/2010) [-]
haha thats funny

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
#532 to #508 - Ahem
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(03/28/2010) [-]
that is so ******* terrible haha.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
#462 - megadrscar
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(03/28/2010) [-]
-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
#433 - freshzac
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(03/28/2010) [-]
A 10 year old black kid dies, and goes to heaven to be judged.
God doesnt say anything to him, but gives him wing.
The black kid asks in a very soft tone "God, am i an angle."
God turned to the kid and said in an angry tone " NO ***** YOU A BAT!!!!!."
#408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY
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(03/28/2010) [-]
So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#376 - anon
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
#379 to #376 - sllllowpoke
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
#352 - Bacconator
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Cruel and cool
#361 to #352 - MissVicious
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(03/28/2010) [-]
lmfao! that was good.
#344 - Kaz
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees..?

One baby stapled to 10 trees..

Sorry.. that was bad. =(
#241 - Tenshi
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her balloon ?

cause she was getting raped in the face
#208 - jimi hendix
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(03/28/2010) [-]
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you have already told her twice.
#197 - RawrIAreDinosaur
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the chicken get hit by a car?
it didnt look both ways
#175 - starJOCK
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(03/28/2010) [-]
why did the wall fall? cause it was made of leaves.
why did the boy fall of his bike? cause someone hit him with a fridge.
why did the girl fall off her bike? cause she wasn't in the dam kitchen.