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#619 - spartusee (10/03/2012) [-]
My bird died a few years ago...
My bird died a few years ago...
#612 - parrotgod (10/03/2012) [-]
>10 years old, finally get a house
> Get first dog, he's 8 years old and a malamute
> We're his second home, but I love him more than anything
> Bear and I are inseparable
> Sleeps in my room every night
> 3 years later after a vet visit Bear starts acting sick
> I'm constantly bullied by the neighbor boy
> The shots they gave him hurt his heart
> Bear dies
> Neighbor kid is a reall ******* douche who's poor but likes to act like he has "Swag"
> Makes fun of me for crying all week on the bus missing my best friend
> *************** .jpg
> Friday comes and as soon as he steps off the bus I slug him and he breaks my glasses
> I chase him down and beat him so hard everyone on the school bus that just pulled away watches me beat him soundly
> no charges filed and no suspension because it happened off school grounds
> Bear gave me the strength to stand up to my bullies
>13 years later I miss you so damn much.....*sniff*
#595 - syntheticdoll (10/03/2012) [-]
I still remember a show where they were performing a life saving surgery on a guinea pig. They asked the father about the cost it, he said 400 dollar, then they asked how much was the guinea pig. His response: "25 dollar but the kids love him."
User avatar #581 - jbitt (10/03/2012) [-]
What are these feels? I don't even
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#389 - zanshin (10/03/2012) [-]
******* asshole you are, op.
#366 - beyondwolf (10/03/2012) [-]
You can't be doing this to me!
#331 - lezbeyan (10/03/2012) [-]
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#328 - hokeymon (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh god my dog are ******* idiots but they're my idiots.
#316 - copycopy ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
god damnit i am tearing up now..
#308 - pinguuu (10/03/2012) [-]
**pinguuu rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Broken Condom Style ** bye maggie
#218 - gtmfp (10/03/2012) [-]
That feel hurt my insides.
#198 - gizmotechie ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
< mfw i had a dog named maggie that died of parvo a couple of years ago
User avatar #174 - koleywoley (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm an only child, so my parents bought me a dog when I was around four. Named her Taco, because I was a stupid kid. We were best friends through everything, she slept on my bed, would bring me rocks and pieces of wood to help me build my "clubhouse," and would refuse to leave my side during our endless vacations. School started, and she would follow the bus all the way to the school and wait outside the fence for me; my teachers used to give her their leftovers and always laughed, calling her my guardian angel.
Every night she was there to be a best friend, from my childhood to high school. Never faltered.
Cut to me being 18. Taco has dementia, daily seizures, and can't even walk straight. I know what has to be done. I take her, alone, to the vet and place her on the table. For the first time in months she shows signs of stability and recognition, and looks directly into my eyes and gives me her paw as they inject her. Body goes limp, eyes never leave mine as they close. She came back in the last minutes of her life to say goodbye, to say that she loves me.
I cried all the way home, dug her grave (took me a bit of time, the shovel was likely bigger than me), and wrapped her in the comforter set I had on my bed when I was a kid and she slept with me.
Kept waiting for her to wake up.
Dreamt for weeks that she came back to life, and was trapped under all that dirt, and would make it halfway down the hill to her grave before realizing she wasn't coming back.
Still can't keep pictures of her around yet without tearing up... you can never have a best friend like the friend you have in your dog.
Long post is long, sorry :/
#154 - justakewldewd (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's not necrophilia if they're still warm.

Seriously though, that was some sad **** right there. I just wanted to lighten the mood.
#137 - blackscales (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Damn it, stop reminding me of things I want to forget.....
Damn it, stop reminding me of things I want to forget.....
#130 - zefisheggs (10/03/2012) [-]
>be me
>people look up to me, I have a family, things going well
>get a dog, train it for hunting and **** while it was a puppy so it'd be a badass
>mid-training I was called on to be drafted in the ongoing war at the time
>have to say goodbye to family, my wife (Helen) knew I wouldn't be back for a while
>say goodbye to dog, hoped I got to see him again
>was in war for ten years, finally got to sail home
>men on ship needed food, stopped on island
>one-eyed tard threatens to eat us all so I stab his only eye so he cant sea
>said that his father would "curse me"
>from then on I had to deal with a **** ton of obstacles in the journey home
>the only one left out of all my crew, finally wash ashore my home
>no one recognizes me, wife is still faithful although the men in the city are like vultures
>see my dog who's still alive
>never thought I'd see him again, immediate feels
>dog whimpers, staggers to me, wags his tail, then dies
>dog waited for me all these years to say goodbye to his master
>hoped he lived a good life

>mfw I'm odysseus and massacre all of my wife's suitors
#116 - RazzberryRipper (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When I was in the 1st grade, my mom brought home a cat in a box. I was hoping it was a kitten, but it was a kitten/cat (You know, that weird stage where kittens start to get long legs and such.)     
   
He was distant. Didn't like too much company and hated everyone. Sure I mauled the 						****					 out of that cat because I loved him. He eventually just grew to accepting it and would eventually purr at me and I would kiss him on top of the head.   
   
I eventually went to college and my twin sister moved away and then he hated everyone. He clawed and meowed until I came home. The first night I came home from college, he slept in my lap and I didn't realize how ignored he had been since my sister and I had left him.   
   
I've had  him for 13 years. He just passed away today. He was my best friend and was here for me when no one else was. We played Zelda together and we ate spaghetti together. Then I get a text from my mom saying he went through respiratory failure, and had to be put down.     
   
I would do it all over again. He was a bastard, but he was my bastard.
When I was in the 1st grade, my mom brought home a cat in a box. I was hoping it was a kitten, but it was a kitten/cat (You know, that weird stage where kittens start to get long legs and such.)

He was distant. Didn't like too much company and hated everyone. Sure I mauled the **** out of that cat because I loved him. He eventually just grew to accepting it and would eventually purr at me and I would kiss him on top of the head.

I eventually went to college and my twin sister moved away and then he hated everyone. He clawed and meowed until I came home. The first night I came home from college, he slept in my lap and I didn't realize how ignored he had been since my sister and I had left him.

I've had him for 13 years. He just passed away today. He was my best friend and was here for me when no one else was. We played Zelda together and we ate spaghetti together. Then I get a text from my mom saying he went through respiratory failure, and had to be put down.

I would do it all over again. He was a bastard, but he was my bastard.
#91 - therealpangbot (10/03/2012) [-]
Some stories just aren't made to be said with rage faces...
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