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#223 - velar (09/28/2012) [-]
What if you pee blood?
#222 - Benmc (09/28/2012) [-]
my eye doctor told me that your eyes do grow and that is just a load of **** . Can anyone clarify?
User avatar #238 to #222 - bearinganhourglass (09/28/2012) [-]
If a baby had adult eyes, I'd be pretty creeped out. They grow like the rest of you. No idea where this "fact" came from.
#220 - moustachefingers (09/28/2012) [-]
"1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch."
#229 to #220 - twasmelool (09/28/2012) [-]
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."
#237 to #229 - elsasquatch (09/28/2012) [-]
I find orange ruffy delicious
I find orange ruffy delicious
User avatar #228 to #220 - evilanakie (09/28/2012) [-]
/watch?v=-iAUwamHTM4
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User avatar #207 - slapchoppin (09/28/2012) [-]
well if someones jabbing a needle in my arm im not gonna be thinking about pissing
User avatar #206 - goochmaster (09/28/2012) [-]
Pic #4

not if you piss blood
User avatar #209 to #206 - lolwatthe (09/28/2012) [-]
But as long as it is not mostly urine it is not urinating, just blood coming from an unusual place.
User avatar #203 - foreverjon (09/28/2012) [-]
our eyes stop growing when where 13 and that is the one of the few parts of our body that is the same size as everyone else's
#201 - fastboy (09/28/2012) [-]
What the 						****					 did I just spend 25 seconds of my life reading and trying to absorb?
What the **** did I just spend 25 seconds of my life reading and trying to absorb?
User avatar #225 to #201 - cossackwhoop ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
My daddy made me put glass in my vagina.
User avatar #197 - poophaspooped ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
My mom gave blood once
and while they were taking her blood she had a seizure and pissed herself
soo...
User avatar #195 - dunkleosteus (09/28/2012) [-]
I think it's funny that only the fact about butterflies is right.
"The dimensions differ among adults by only one or two millimeters. The vertical measure, generally less than the horizontal distance, is about 24 mm among adults, at birth about 16–17 mm. (about 0.65 inch) The eyeball grows rapidly, increasing to 22.5–23 mm (approx. 0.89 in) by the age of three years. From then to age 13, the eye attains its full size. The volume is 6.5 ml (0.4 cu. in.) and the weight is 7.5 g "
Watermelons come from the south african or namibian BUSH, not kalahari desert. If you were urinating and someone stuck a needle in your arm, neither would stop. Your heart doesn't stop when you piss, and people have been known to wet themselves for fear of giving blood. The antartic ice sheet contains 30 million cubic km of ice. That does not include 0.9 million cubic kilometres of urine. Look this **** up next time.
User avatar #196 to #195 - dunkleosteus (09/28/2012) [-]
actually, the flutterby is wrong too. "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the English word "butterfly" appeared sometime before the 12th century. The Old English word was "buterfleoge," which literally means "butterfly." Although no one is certain why this word was chosen for the insect, it is believed that people thought that witches assumed the shape of the insect when they stole butter and cream. Thus, the English word has nothing to do with the Latin order "Lepidoptera.""
#194 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/28/2012) [-]
Im not so sure about this stuff... can we atleast get a source or something?
#193 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?
User avatar #198 to #193 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
no but you'll start bleeding when you're done
User avatar #199 to #198 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
what would happen if i surgically-implanted a machine that constantly filled my bladder with water, causing me to urinate forever? would i never bleed? how would i heal if i never bled?
User avatar #200 to #199 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive
User avatar #202 to #200 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
i think we just cured cancer
User avatar #205 to #202 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
cancer doesn't make you bleed externallly...does it?
User avatar #208 to #205 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
no, it doesn't. not generally, anyway.
User avatar #210 to #208 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
well I guess we cured the Ebola virus, I believe that makes you bleed spontaneously through any to all holes in your body (sweat glands, ears, nostrils, mouth even eyes
User avatar #214 to #210 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
should we tell somebody about this?
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
nah, science is smart, they'll figure it out soon
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
what is that from anyway?
User avatar #218 to #217 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
aqua teen hunger force.
it's hand banana
User avatar #221 to #218 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
alrighty, I haven't watched that in... **** I don't know
User avatar #224 to #221 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
i used to watch it when i was in junior high.. i'm out of high school now. now i feel old.
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#204 to #182 - BossTamsy (09/28/2012) [-]
<mfw I noticed it.
<mfw I noticed it.
User avatar #181 - occamsrazor (09/28/2012) [-]
**occamsrazor rolls 69** Made my day, have my dubs
User avatar #183 to #181 - occamsrazor (09/28/2012) [-]
Good enough
#180 - ChicaCinnamon (09/28/2012) [-]
Alright, so if you're dying of blood loss, all you have to do is pee, and suddenly you stop losing blood?? Seems legit.
Alright, so if you're dying of blood loss, all you have to do is pee, and suddenly you stop losing blood?? Seems legit.
#189 to #180 - rauz (09/28/2012) [-]
no, it means that if you are dying of blood loss you cant pee.
User avatar #179 - TurdBurgler (09/28/2012) [-]
If our noses and ears never stopped growing....we'd look like elephants. I don't know why people still believe that that 'fact' is true...
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#178 - ancientpride (09/28/2012) [-]
so... hear me out on this, what if elephants........ are just really really old people
#177 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2012) [-]
everyone should pee outside and poop in a hole in their lawn
User avatar #185 to #177 - HarvietheDinkle (09/28/2012) [-]
what does that have to do with anything
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