Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#223 - velar
Reply +17
(09/28/2012) [-]
What if you pee blood?
#222 - Benmc
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
my eye doctor told me that your eyes do grow and that is just a load of ****. Can anyone clarify?
#238 to #222 - bearinganhourglass
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
If a baby had adult eyes, I'd be pretty creeped out. They grow like the rest of you. No idea where this "fact" came from.
#220 - moustachefingers
Reply +12
(09/28/2012) [-]
"1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch."
#229 to #220 - twasmelool
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."
#237 to #229 - elsasquatch
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
I find orange ruffy delicious
I find orange ruffy delicious
#228 to #220 - evilanakie
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
/watch?v=-iAUwamHTM4
#219 - velar
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#207 - slapchoppin
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
well if someones jabbing a needle in my arm im not gonna be thinking about pissing
#206 - goochmaster
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
Pic #4

not if you piss blood
#209 to #206 - lolwatthe
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
But as long as it is not mostly urine it is not urinating, just blood coming from an unusual place.
#203 - foreverjon
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
our eyes stop growing when where 13 and that is the one of the few parts of our body that is the same size as everyone else's
#201 - fastboy
Reply -3
(09/28/2012) [-]
What the **** did I just spend 25 seconds of my life reading and trying to absorb?
What the **** did I just spend 25 seconds of my life reading and trying to absorb?
#225 to #201 - cossackwhoop
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
My daddy made me put glass in my vagina.
#231 to #225 - twasmelool
Reply +2
(09/28/2012) [-]
#197 - poophaspooped
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
My mom gave blood once
and while they were taking her blood she had a seizure and pissed herself
soo...
#195 - dunkleosteus
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
I think it's funny that only the fact about butterflies is right.
"The dimensions differ among adults by only one or two millimeters. The vertical measure, generally less than the horizontal distance, is about 24 mm among adults, at birth about 16–17 mm. (about 0.65 inch) The eyeball grows rapidly, increasing to 22.5–23 mm (approx. 0.89 in) by the age of three years. From then to age 13, the eye attains its full size. The volume is 6.5 ml (0.4 cu. in.) and the weight is 7.5 g "
Watermelons come from the south african or namibian BUSH, not kalahari desert. If you were urinating and someone stuck a needle in your arm, neither would stop. Your heart doesn't stop when you piss, and people have been known to wet themselves for fear of giving blood. The antartic ice sheet contains 30 million cubic km of ice. That does not include 0.9 million cubic kilometres of urine. Look this **** up next time.
#196 to #195 - dunkleosteus
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
actually, the flutterby is wrong too. "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the English word "butterfly" appeared sometime before the 12th century. The Old English word was "buterfleoge," which literally means "butterfly." Although no one is certain why this word was chosen for the insect, it is believed that people thought that witches assumed the shape of the insect when they stole butter and cream. Thus, the English word has nothing to do with the Latin order "Lepidoptera.""
#194 - avatarsarefornoobs
Reply +5
(09/28/2012) [-]
Im not so sure about this stuff... can we atleast get a source or something?
#193 - onkii
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?
#198 to #193 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
no but you'll start bleeding when you're done
#199 to #198 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
what would happen if i surgically-implanted a machine that constantly filled my bladder with water, causing me to urinate forever? would i never bleed? how would i heal if i never bled?
#200 to #199 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive
#202 to #200 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
i think we just cured cancer
#205 to #202 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
cancer doesn't make you bleed externallly...does it?
#208 to #205 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
no, it doesn't. not generally, anyway.
#210 to #208 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
well I guess we cured the Ebola virus, I believe that makes you bleed spontaneously through any to all holes in your body (sweat glands, ears, nostrils, mouth even eyes
#214 to #210 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
should we tell somebody about this?
#215 to #214 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
nah, science is smart, they'll figure it out soon
#216 to #215 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
#217 to #216 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
what is that from anyway?
#218 to #217 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
aqua teen hunger force.
it's hand banana
#221 to #218 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
alrighty, I haven't watched that in...**** I don't know
#224 to #221 - onkii
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
i used to watch it when i was in junior high.. i'm out of high school now. now i feel old.
#212 to #210 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
)
#184 - nightroller
Reply +3
(09/28/2012) [-]
#182 - goosbee **User deleted account**
-1
has deleted their comment [-]
#204 to #182 - BossTamsy
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
<mfw I noticed it.
<mfw I noticed it.
#181 - occamsrazor
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
**occamsrazor rolls 69** Made my day, have my dubs
#183 to #181 - occamsrazor
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
Good enough
#180 - ChicaCinnamon
Reply +4
(09/28/2012) [-]
Alright, so if you're dying of blood loss, all you have to do is pee, and suddenly you stop losing blood?? Seems legit.
Alright, so if you're dying of blood loss, all you have to do is pee, and suddenly you stop losing blood?? Seems legit.
#189 to #180 - rauz
Reply +5
(09/28/2012) [-]
no, it means that if you are dying of blood loss you cant pee.
#179 - TurdBurgler
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
If our noses and ears never stopped growing....we'd look like elephants. I don't know why people still believe that that 'fact' is true...
#187 to #179 - goosbee **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#178 - ancientpride
Reply +7
(09/28/2012) [-]
so... hear me out on this, what if elephants........ are just really really old people
#177 - anon
Reply 0
(09/28/2012) [-]
everyone should pee outside and poop in a hole in their lawn
#185 to #177 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +1
(09/28/2012) [-]
what does that have to do with anything
#175 - occamsrazor
0
has deleted their comment [-]