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#55 - Elderly Man (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 - eldavado (09/26/2012) [-]
I call ******** . The vertical mark implies that the teleporter physically lifted the person into the air. In reality, the person would have disappeared and reappeared in the ship; there would be no vertical mark.
>Not a real teleprter. Totally fake.
#83 to #54 - partieshard (09/27/2012) [-]
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He was being abducted by aliens in a special edition pornographic episode of star trek where one of the red shirts gets raped by an anal probe.

<- What he was anal probed with.
#85 to #83 - partieshard (09/27/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
#45 - ipoood (09/26/2012) [-]
reminded me of this gif
reminded me of this gif
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#80 to #62 - teachmetobucky (09/27/2012) [-]
can i ask what the source is on that gif? jw
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#66 to #64 - ipoood (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #45 - tariv (09/26/2012) [-]
BUT THERE'S A ROLL RIGHT BEHIND HIM!
User avatar #44 - rockytwo (09/26/2012) [-]
he also dosent know
User avatar #40 - thedarkestrogue (09/26/2012) [-]
Dont beam me up scotty I'm trying to repos....
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User avatar #37 - brotherhood ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
im going to do this tomorrow at school
#36 - thatsmevictory (09/26/2012) [-]
Kirk
Or
Picard?
User avatar #77 to #36 - thepartygod (09/27/2012) [-]
Han Solo
User avatar #68 to #36 - katypower (09/27/2012) [-]
In the movie, Spock.
User avatar #38 to #36 - thenewgizmobox (09/26/2012) [-]
or.
#20 - mrvolbeat (09/26/2012) [-]
Quite related
User avatar #23 to #20 - iamthatoneguy (09/26/2012) [-]
Later on
I took a chance
Tried to Fart
And **** my pants
User avatar #22 to #20 - peacerocker (09/26/2012) [-]
was that in a best buy in toledo?
User avatar #35 to #22 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
Toledo Ohio?
User avatar #41 to #35 - peacerocker (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah
#43 to #41 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
Hello neighbor. what part of town if you dont mind me asking?
#53 to #43 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
i get thumbs but no reply....
User avatar #61 to #53 - brianhanerjr (09/26/2012) [-]
Damn. Two FJers almost could have had a possible chance of maybe meeting each other IRL
User avatar #92 to #61 - BadManTaliban (09/27/2012) [-]
sad thing is, i probably know them because toledo is small enough....
User avatar #117 to #92 - peacerocker (09/28/2012) [-]
do you live around Maumee/ Monclova
User avatar #118 to #117 - BadManTaliban (09/29/2012) [-]
nope. i live over by Start HS
User avatar #111 to #92 - brianhanerjr (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #116 to #111 - peacerocker (09/28/2012) [-]
this is so cool
User avatar #19 - eminempackerfan (09/26/2012) [-]
I wrote that on the wall in my school, there were some ridiclous answers
#18 - nighthawxx (09/26/2012) [-]
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crew's face when the captain shows up with his pants off
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User avatar #12 - mutilatedjello (09/26/2012) [-]
except he never said "beam me up scotty"
User avatar #14 to #12 - semisane (09/26/2012) [-]
Once a phrase is attributed to a character and it catches on in pop culture, its very existence in the original context becomes irrelevant.
It's elementary, my dear Watson.
#84 to #14 - breakfastlunch (09/27/2012) [-]
Very good.  If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is &quot;Elementary, my dear Watson.&quot;  Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says &quot;Elementary&quot; and &quot;My dear Watson&quot; quite a lot, but never together.)
Very good. If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is "Elementary, my dear Watson." Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says "Elementary" and "My dear Watson" quite a lot, but never together.)
#16 to #14 - grahamsayshi (09/26/2012) [-]
You. I like you.
#11 - zefunny (09/26/2012) [-]
It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
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User avatar #6 - leetpwnzer (09/26/2012) [-]
"don't beam me up?"



wat,
User avatar #7 to #6 - hueyfreeman (09/26/2012) [-]
Do you even star trek?
User avatar #8 to #7 - leetpwnzer (09/26/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hueyfreeman (09/26/2012) [-]
Well that explains it. But I don't really watch star trek either, and I know of the term "beam me up scotty." Seriously, that's a really famous line
User avatar #4 - Loon (09/26/2012) [-]
This made my day! :D
#3 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for the lol!
User avatar #2 - yeden (09/26/2012) [-]
taking a repost?
#5 to #2 - lonelyking (09/26/2012) [-]
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