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#256 - weirddark (09/20/2012) [-]
I think Lil' Wayne did a song like this
User avatar #252 - feeniks (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like cocaine
And so do you
#251 - wileyspikes (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red   
Violets are blue   
Chicken nuggets   
   
(But I'm not a rapper.)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Chicken nuggets

(But I'm not a rapper.)
User avatar #250 - grogovic (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are black.
Violets are black.
I'm color blind.
So are you?
#246 - mralice (09/20/2012) [-]
Too many Rose/violet poems. Have something different :|
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said "Hey Jill, you wanna?"
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But silly Jill, forgot her pill! So now they have a son.
#264 to #246 - amsel (09/20/2012) [-]
Jimmies are red,
Jimmies are blue,
Jimmies get rustled,
And so do you
#241 - niggerlips (09/20/2012) [-]
roses are red violets are blue i must eat yogurt off of you
#279 to #241 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
Not yogurt but close.
Not yogurt but close.
User avatar #292 to #279 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
what the **** is that?!
User avatar #295 to #294 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm going to regret watching this...aren't I?
#297 to #295 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
It's not so bad! I promise :) Besides the staring into your soul thing.
User avatar #298 to #297 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
...I find this highly disturbing.
#299 to #298 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
But not in a terribly regretting way I hope?
User avatar #300 to #299 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
I want to vomit
#301 to #300 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
xD
User avatar #302 to #301 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
and cry
#303 to #302 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
Will this puppy make it better?
User avatar #306 to #303 - theseventhalias (09/20/2012) [-]
a little...but it is burned into my memory. I will go drink a little bit, that should help!
#310 to #306 - bloodangel (09/20/2012) [-]
Okay, have fun and goodnight!
User avatar #240 - IsnipedJFK (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are red
Holy **** my gardens on fire!!!
User avatar #237 - walkingdisaster (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
with stems of green,
your breath smells bad,
use more Listerine
#233 - athojew (09/20/2012) [-]
roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
I'm blind
#234 to #233 - eduwaldo (09/20/2012) [-]
tells him roses are red
violets are blue
#231 - jokersaysamuseme (09/20/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at The Difference Between Men And Women **
#230 - RazzberryRipper ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
"There once was this guy named Kurt,   
He liked to dress up in women's skirts.   
Kurt was his name, Cocaine was his game.   
And he liked to inflict self hurt."
"There once was this guy named Kurt,
He liked to dress up in women's skirts.
Kurt was his name, Cocaine was his game.
And he liked to inflict self hurt."
#238 to #230 - mattlauer (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Needles are Fun
I lied when I said "I don't have a gun"
#229 - Butt Nuggit (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are gay   
Violets are gayer   
						****					 these words, man   
LETS LISTEN TO SLAYER!
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
**** these words, man
LETS LISTEN TO SLAYER!
#228 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
******* are black
OOO a piece of candy
#225 - puffytard (09/20/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
User avatar #260 to #225 - sabdoor ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I would have gone with

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
You'll soon be dead
because you are a jew

HAIL HITLER!
#224 - jokersaysamuseme (09/20/2012) [-]
Excellent choice
User avatar #220 - crackertron (09/20/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
sometimes haikus dont make sense
microwave
User avatar #227 to #220 - hhahhahha (09/20/2012) [-]
This is a Haiku
I am not a clever man
Potato and such.
#223 to #220 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
it has to be 5 syllables in the last line
#265 to #223 - sabdoor ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
you do realise potato is 5 syllables? Can you even count to potato?
#219 - samio (09/20/2012) [-]
Wires are red
Wires are blue
Which one do I cut?
ALLAH *Ka-boom*
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