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#176 - klaedarkness (09/20/2012) [-]
wow the front page is actually funny today
#168 - pooflinger (09/20/2012) [-]
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#163 - ironjoker (09/20/2012) [-]
**ironjoker rolled a random image posted in comment #1156756 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** And thats why I'm on Funnyjunk all the time.
Totally not because I have nothing better to do....
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2012) [-]
All the people! So many people! They all go hand in hand through their parklife!
#158 - someaznguy (09/20/2012) [-]
**someaznguy rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Touchy Feely **
User avatar #159 to #158 - campingcarl (09/20/2012) [-]
still not working
#152 - gerdinn (09/19/2012) [-]
LOL! Who walks when you can stay at home and watch porn?!
#150 - moustachefingers (09/19/2012) [-]
"THE END! Feel better Spongebob?
#149 - subterfuge (09/19/2012) [-]
Murphy was right. teharmadillo
#147 - fatemah (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #143 - tonyspinners (09/19/2012) [-]
>be 6
> Go to daycare, same old
> See jimmy
> I want to drop kick his balls out of his glue filled stomach
> he's sitting with Sarah
> I'm jealous as **** , I take my crayons
> it'sonnowbitch.jpg
> I go to his table
> He's not looking
> I see the picture he drew
> Looks like a seal masturbating on a leaf
> I draw all over it, cuss his ass out, I put "Jimmy is a fricking poo poo butt"
> Pray the lord I don't go to hell for that explicit language
> He turns around
> The **** is this you butt bird
> Me: Oh yeah lollipop weiner?!
> He takes glue, smears it on my macaroni project
> Now in my hood, that's justification to get your ass told on, a class 5 toddler felony, but I play it cool
#144 to #143 - tonyspinners (09/19/2012) [-]
> Me: This ends here Jimmy
> I did it, I ******* did it. I committed a toddler crime that get your ass locked up for life in timeout on the "Feel bad chair"> Hey guess what sarah? Jimmy pees his bed at night
> Jimmy: He's red with anger
> He does the unimaginable
> He cries
> I lick his tears, steal his cookies, and steal his "Blueberry flavored" marker
> He pees on the last piece of bagel on my plate


>... I...I...I told his mom on him and got him grounded

3 years have gone, never heard from him again. I sent a hit out on him two years ago, in our age a hit was we would find you and rip all your pokemon cards. Step up ***** . Daycare lady finds out it was me who put the hit out on him
MFW my mom tried to take me back to daycare after that day
User avatar #191 to #144 - paperluigigatxl (09/20/2012) [-]
So your 9 years old?

Lol.
#184 to #144 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2012) [-]
Beginning was fairly funny but the ending wasnt. 6/10 would skim over again
User avatar #160 to #144 - tonyspinners (09/20/2012) [-]
*Fixed ending


> Me: This ends here Jimmy
> Hey guess what sarah? Jimmy pees his bed at night
> Jimmy: He's red with anger
> He does the unimaginable
> He cries
> I lick his tears, steal his cookies, and steal his "Blueberry flavored" marker
> He pees on the last piece of bagel on my plate

> I did it...I ******* did it....I committed a crime that get you locked up for years in the "time out" chair
>... I...I...I told his mom on him and got him grounded

3 years have gone by, never heard from him again. I sent a hit out on him two years ago, in our age a hit was we would find you and rip all your pokemon cards. Step up ***** .
> Daycare lady finds out it was me who put the hit out on him
>MFW my mom tried to take me back to daycare after that day
#137 - minecraftking (09/19/2012) [-]
my girlfriend is mad at me
#155 to #137 - novabird ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
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so the next time shes in bed give her a dutch oven, bitches love dutch ovens.
#140 to #137 - Dwarf (09/19/2012) [-]
Hands don't have feelings.
#141 to #140 - minecraftking (09/19/2012) [-]
good one did not see that coming
#153 to #141 - grimcrimson (09/19/2012) [-]
**grimcrimson rolled a random image posted in comment #1053314 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
neither did she :D
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#145 to #141 - tonyspinners (09/19/2012) [-]
Either did your hand
Either did your hand
#131 - Mesmus (09/19/2012) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Taco Bell on Facebook and Twitter Comp 2 ** 						*******					 parks
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Taco Bell on Facebook and Twitter Comp 2 ** ******* parks
#130 - ringman (09/19/2012) [-]
IF YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND GET OFF YOUR FREAKING COMPUTER
#129 - mahaiz (09/19/2012) [-]
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