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#47 - andreaskors has deleted their comment [-]
#46 - iliketires (09/19/2012) [-]
>Working at Best Buy   
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend   
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox   
>I tell him politely that that's not possible   
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."   
>Unholy rage builds inside me   
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."   
>He tells my manager   
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store   
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
>Working at Best Buy
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox
>I tell him politely that that's not possible
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."
>Unholy rage builds inside me
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."
>He tells my manager
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
#59 to #46 - ilostmyacc (09/19/2012) [-]
I'd bumher.
#45 - banjofrank (09/19/2012) [-]
he looks like he's weeping cause someone asked him a hard question.
he looks like he's weeping cause someone asked him a hard question.
#44 - theJENK (09/19/2012) [-]
I got a question for you.
#43 - yeahhhbuddy (09/19/2012) [-]
I think I want that shirt. It would make my current job a lot easier...
I think I want that shirt. It would make my current job a lot easier...
User avatar #33 - mykoira (09/19/2012) [-]
i want that kind of shirt if i go working on some shop
#31 - okthxbye **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Ingvar Kamprad:

Im a cheap old man with good standard values for the everyday worker. I drive an old Volvo, look how nice and old and down to earth I am.

Actually lies about moving a ******** of cash to offshore accounts using loopholes in the system and evading taxes worth million of Euros.
#26 - devildogpratt (09/19/2012) [-]
>work at grocery store
>pulling carts uphill across parkinglot
>bitch starts backing up when I am directly behind her in an orange shirt
>gets within an inch of me and I yell her to watch where she is going
>get into rather heated verbal altercation
>stops her car in the middle of road to go inside and complain that I yelled at her
#22 - walkingdisaster (09/19/2012) [-]
>Working at grocery store
>Dude comes up to me and asks where pickles are
>I tell him where they are
>He says "I already looked there, can I get an employee who knows where it is?"
>Running on autopilot, tell him I'll show him where it is
>Halfway there what he said actually hits me
>MFW
>Show him where the pickles are, he leaves without saying thank you

And that's why my personal philosophy at work is I hate all customers until they give me a reason not to.
#36 to #22 - Lestaria (09/19/2012) [-]
When I end up with people like these, I tell them exactly where it is and when they say it's not there just being able to grin at them and give them 'you're a dumb ***** look after taking them there is worth the effort.
#34 to #22 - mcshmeggy (09/19/2012) [-]
oh man this so hard.

>work at grocery store
>facing shelves and about to leave
>everyone but 1 cashier has gone
>customer asks where pure organic tea leaves are

mfw
User avatar #25 to #22 - retributionthepimp (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't get it... ._.
+1
#27 to #25 - giodan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #27 - retributionthepimp (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh okay, thank you fellowjunker. :)
+5
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#35 to #32 - retributionthepimp (09/19/2012) [-]
physically?...


+3
#37 to #35 - giodan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>work part time at costco
>so many aisles
>give people the general area of a product when they ask
>bitch at me and say I don't know my ****
>but there's 70 isles....
>how do they expect me to remember where everything is when I only work their 20 hours a week and they move everything around every 5 days
#16 - arnoldbusk (09/19/2012) [-]
>work at supermarket
>3rd time at work only
>fat ************ approaches me
>I can literally feel him walking towards me as I am placing cereal on the shelf
>turn around before he utters a word
>"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
>didn't even say please
>"Um, I am kinda new here, but I'll see if I can help you."
>"I don't have time for that ******** , find me a real employee"
>mf while I was looking for a co worker
#21 to #16 - genecaster (09/19/2012) [-]
>host at japanese restaurant   
>lady orders food says no onions in dinner meal   
>specifically ask if she wants the onions out of the vegetable portion, out of the rice, or out of both.   
>distinctly hear her say only the vegetable part   
>comes in later when food ready   
>"ay i taught i tol yo no onnins on dere"   
   
>lady orders sushi consisting of deep fried crab, avocado, and asparagus   
>asks for no avocado, no asparagus and no rice and seaweed   
>say "so just deep fried crab?"   
>no I want the sushi without avocado, asparagus or rice and seaweed   
>maam the only thing left on the roll is the deep fried crab   
>well i want a deep fried crab roll..with no asparagus, no avocado, no rice and seaweed   
>okay   
   
>my face when both of these
>host at japanese restaurant
>lady orders food says no onions in dinner meal
>specifically ask if she wants the onions out of the vegetable portion, out of the rice, or out of both.
>distinctly hear her say only the vegetable part
>comes in later when food ready
>"ay i taught i tol yo no onnins on dere"

>lady orders sushi consisting of deep fried crab, avocado, and asparagus
>asks for no avocado, no asparagus and no rice and seaweed
>say "so just deep fried crab?"
>no I want the sushi without avocado, asparagus or rice and seaweed
>maam the only thing left on the roll is the deep fried crab
>well i want a deep fried crab roll..with no asparagus, no avocado, no rice and seaweed
>okay

>my face when both of these
User avatar #18 to #16 - thegirlyoudespise (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you had to deal with such ignorance at work today
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#14 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
#17 to #14 - whatugawkinat (09/19/2012) [-]
So children won't try and lift...
#60 to #17 - technosauce **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
White on white great job
White on white great job
User avatar #106 to #60 - whatugawkinat (09/20/2012) [-]
My paint skills are very, very bad.
User avatar #13 - Cainamogel (09/19/2012) [-]
"What's your name?" Does that qualify?
#12 - aguta (09/19/2012) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at That's how I make love to women! **   
   
what about...
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at That's how I make love to women! **

what about...
#10 - waffies (09/19/2012) [-]
At least they're honest
#7 - wheresthefudge (09/19/2012) [-]
They sell oranges at IKEA?
#64 to #7 - breakfastlunch (09/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but you have to put them together before you eat them.
Yes, but you have to put them together before you eat them.
#11 to #7 - waffies (09/19/2012) [-]
Yes... the front of their stores near the checkouts sells food and drinks, typically health foods and such... the question is, do you have to put the oranges together?
User avatar #9 to #7 - ishalltroll (09/19/2012) [-]
IKEA sells everything.
User avatar #5 - whtkid (09/19/2012) [-]
For a full-time employ, please pick one up at our service desk.

*Some assembly required
#2 - thereddevils (09/19/2012) [-]
**thereddevils rolled a random comment #12 posted by maidenmk at Epic WTF ** :
not even this?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thereddevils (09/19/2012) [-]
Wtf is that? is it an old Nicolas Cage and John Travolta kissing?
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck (09/19/2012) [-]
NO HARD QUESTIONS!
User avatar #1 - klick (09/19/2012) [-]
That's a really good idea. and Can be used in many situations.
"HI! I'm new. Please don't ask me any hard questions."
or
"Hi! I'm stupid. Please don't ask me any hard questions."
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