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#498 - sliptothevoid
Reply -16
(09/17/2012) [-]
You have no idea how much I would love to ask her on a normal date and talk about things besides harry potter, and then walk her home and give her a kiss on the cheek. XD
#528 to #498 - sliptothevoid
Reply -4
(09/17/2012) [-]
Look all I'm saying is that instead of JUST doing the nasty nasty to her, I'd at least take the time to get to know her. Ya know? To ME its not just all about sex.
#526 to #498 - theswagmobile
Reply +9
(09/17/2012) [-]
Iunno' what's bothering me more;

your comment or the fact you ended it with XD.
#503 to #498 - eruptinganus
Reply +6
(09/17/2012) [-]
#500 to #498 - mikhailbakunin
Reply +8
(09/17/2012) [-]
Kiss on the cheek? Are you serious?   
   
I would do dirty, dirty things to that girl
Kiss on the cheek? Are you serious?

I would do dirty, dirty things to that girl
#513 to #500 - anon
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
Yeah you probably wouldn't because you're socially awkward.
#504 to #500 - sliptothevoid
Reply -4
(09/17/2012) [-]
That's because most of you guys are perverts. I on the other hand have respect for women....oh god I can feel the ********* of red thumbs coming...**** it.
#524 to #504 - balafas
Reply +7
(09/17/2012) [-]
>implying sexual desire is perverted
>implying sexual desire is perverted
#512 to #504 - mikhailbakunin
Reply +2
(09/17/2012) [-]
You can't just start a story with ''You have no idea how much I would love to'' and not letting it end in a slippery slimy festival of reproduction bro.

bro, just... bro
#518 to #512 - sliptothevoid
Reply -6
(09/17/2012) [-]
I'm not your bro. So don't call me a bro.
#537 to #518 - anon
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
let me re-write that for you, "I'm not your bro, friend"
#538 to #537 - dairybun
Reply +2
(09/17/2012) [-]
Well I'm not your friend, guy
#543 to #538 - dairybun
Reply +1
(09/17/2012) [-]
I wish I could keep switching back and fourth to continue my own conversation.
#525 to #518 - mikhailbakunin
Reply +5
(09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry for hurting your feeling bro.

I won't call you bro anymore.




bro
#496 - igelior
Reply +7
(09/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#494 - johnmacronstone ONLINE
Reply +6
(09/17/2012) [-]
me: oh god, right in the childhood
boner: GIVE ALL THE THUMBS!!!
me: but..... my childhood...
boner: DOES NOT CARE THUMBS UP CONTENT
me: ugh fine.....
boner: OP IS GOD
#483 - thebritishguy
Reply +17
(09/17/2012) [-]
hermione's not allowed to be sexy, stop ruining my childhood internet!
#486 to #483 - swampert
Reply +3
(09/17/2012) [-]
I think you probably should have stopped watching the Harry Potter movies at the Order of The Phoenix then.
#491 to #486 - crackfox
Reply +4
(09/17/2012) [-]
*The philosophers stone
#511 to #491 - ignusim
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
YES.
#489 to #486 - thebritishguy
Reply +3
(09/17/2012) [-]
I didn't think she was sexy then, I mean she looked great but she acted like nerdy and things not all sexy
#492 to #489 - swampert
Reply +3
(09/17/2012) [-]
Personally I got a thing for bookwormy type girls. Besides she was still a babe even if she was a nerd
#497 to #492 - thebritishguy
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
yeah I have a thing for posh girls, which is weird because I'm not posh at all, but yeah I loved everything about hermione but just not in a sex way
#495 to #492 - drazhar
Reply +1
(09/17/2012) [-]
That makes the two of us.
#476 - Hayzer
Reply +14
(09/17/2012) [-]
**** I love Emma Watson.
**** I love Emma Watson.
#474 - rhodesgirl
Reply +45
(09/17/2012) [-]
TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
#470 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#469 - Axemaniax **User deleted account**
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#465 - RedHulk
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#464 - DANKNOFAM
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
THEM BEAUTIFUL LEGS AND CONFIDENCE OH MY ****
#462 - snowshock **User deleted account**
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#520 to #462 - ignusim
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
Deliver sauce of info plx.
Deliver sauce of info plx.
#485 to #462 - gliese
Reply +1
(09/17/2012) [-]
i heard shes not doing the movie and it was a rumour than she shot down herself on a talk show or something. google news.
#481 to #462 - beatmasterz
Reply +1
(09/17/2012) [-]
Fisted by Justin Bieber, he's supposed to get the male lead.

Sorry to ruin it for you.
#460 - Rollerofdouble
Reply +2
(09/17/2012) [-]
**Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #1029579 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Dat ass
#459 - therealredhood
Reply +10
(09/17/2012) [-]
For... sexy reasons...
#458 - aguta
Reply -2
(09/17/2012) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Happens To Me All The Time **

mfw
#451 - anon
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
MY FULL ERECTION CANNOT HANDLE THE SLOW LOADING TIME ANYMORE
#449 - juha
Reply +5
(09/17/2012) [-]
#450 to #449 - doopleganger
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
HA
#448 - andioge
Reply +5
(09/17/2012) [-]
I can't express how bad, I want to do unmentionable things to her, for an unlimited number of hours.
#447 - suzycantwait
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
YES.
#445 - mrwillje
Reply +20
(09/17/2012) [-]
Mfw she got asked to star in 50 shades of grey the movie
Mfw she got asked to star in 50 shades of grey the movie
#551 to #445 - mrbuu
Reply +2
(09/17/2012) [-]
I really hope to god she does.
#479 to #445 - anon
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
Guess who else got asked.........


justin Bieber
#480 to #479 - mrwillje
Reply +6
(09/17/2012) [-]
#452 to #445 - thebiscitking
Reply +9
(09/17/2012) [-]
#442 - daelril
Reply +10
(09/17/2012) [-]
you guys never read the newest comments anyway: i've been hiding a bottle full of my cum in my socks drawer for four years. Every time i matsurbate i collect every drop in the bottle and then put it away. I'm waiting to find the girl that will let me pour the content of my bottle on her face. So far no one agreed.
#490 to #442 - swisscheesegrater
Reply 0
(09/17/2012) [-]
wut
#444 to #442 - mruserfj
Reply +15
(09/17/2012) [-]
That's so weird. I have been hiding a bottle full of girls in my drawer that are going unused!
#453 to #444 - generaljosh
Reply +1
(09/17/2012) [-]
For you