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#219 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Read up on the JTF2 you Amerifags. Get **** on.
#217 - xxeternaleclipsexx
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I ******* love being Canadian.

And our Bacon.
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#210 - xgeneration
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(09/05/2012) [-]
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#197 - mattsman
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(09/05/2012) [-]
#248 to #197 - logankipaa
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Every one makes fun of Canada here in America. I think Canada is pretty smart because they don't get into alot of wars and into other wars to 'help'. They're just mutual with everyone
#255 to #248 - mestroxant
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(09/05/2012) [-]
lol wtf, no one talks **** about Canada in America.
Americans think Canadians are badass *************.
#258 to #255 - logankipaa
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Not in South florida
#266 to #258 - mestroxant
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(09/05/2012) [-]
South Florida is also filled with jersey *********...
#306 to #266 - logankipaa
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I know it really does suck.
#208 to #197 - tacolisious
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Actually, the the basic training of the Canadian Army is comparable to the training of a US Marine. So, if they spent the ridiculously huge amount of money America spends on its military, they would be more powerful than America, in theory.
#216 to #208 - peppebronie
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Its just a joke man.
You'll get used to the stereotypes.
#220 to #216 - tacolisious
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I know about stereotypes, but not many people would know that.
#236 to #220 - peppebronie
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Thats true. But **** it man.
Did you know that the queen of England can make political decisions that can **** Canadians over(and other countries under the control of her majesty)?\

Queen-We need Canadians to join the army
Canadians-uhm no thanks we're fine...
Queen- Im not askin ya cunts...
Canadians-.......
#240 to #236 - tacolisious
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(09/05/2012) [-]
No, I did not. Apparently Canadians are still sorry for the independence thing, they still let the Queen approve the Prime Minister.
I don't see how the pic has to do with anything though. :/
#273 to #240 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
yeah but she pretty much just goes along with it. Its more for show than anything
#192 - garrettjacobsen
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I honestly don't care if candians have pride in their country. That's a good thing.
#189 - therealtotodile ONLINE
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Wow look at all those nationality 'debates' down there...


Why can't we be friends...
#271 to #189 - doctorflabbergast
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I like the Canadians. Sure they are here every weekend (they come down into North Dakota a lot) and usually can't drive worth crap, but they are friendly people generally. And their flag has a leaf on it. And that is just...so badass.
#222 to #189 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Canadians please stop hating us :( I ******* love you guys, so love me back god dammit.
#194 to #189 - thinkwithportals
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Right? Plus its always just the same butthurt conversation in every thread
#212 to #194 - therealtotodile ONLINE
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Yup. Same old song and dance.
#185 - metajunky
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(09/05/2012) [-]
foolish! how dare you compare those moose lovers to the mighty gangplank?
#190 to #185 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Then an akali nukes you and you're no longer k. proof that ninjas > pirates,
#205 to #190 - metajunky
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(09/05/2012) [-]
harr harr harr! that loose wench? one parrrley to the noggin sets the lass straight! methinks you are craving for a grog-soaked blade to the poop deck for stating such a barking mad comment!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
#206 to #205 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
You've obviously never gone against a good akali.

2k nuke. shroud, abilites back, 2k nuke.
#225 to #206 - metajunky
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(09/05/2012) [-]
yohohoho! a steadfast one! BUT A VERY FOOLISH ONE METHINKS! the lass runs in terror at the mere visage of the saltwater scourge known as I, the mighty ganglank! oh how her remains dripping down from the tallest heights as I send her down to davy jones' locker with my cannon barrage! arr harr harr!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBbu-wkKrs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJvkIkfq-M
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27mB8verLK8
#230 to #225 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Then theres also Kennan. who does nuke damage. And Shen who is pretty much impossible to kill 1v1

But no matter who you play, if youre against a yorick, youre going to have a bad time.
#241 to #230 - metajunky
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(09/05/2012) [-]
arrgh! what part of YOU ARE A PIRATE do you not understand lad? are you daft? re your knickers on too tightly? the mighty gangplank does what he wants because a pirate is free! YO HO AHOY AND AVAST! YARR HARR HARR HARR HARR! TO THE RUM AND WENCHES YA SALTY SEA DOGS! THERE IS NO TIME FOR PISSANT LANDLUBBERS! NOW WE SAIL!
#243 to #241 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Minus the fact that he became an ambassador/bitch of the league
#251 to #243 - metajunky
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(09/05/2012) [-]
arrgh! sorry lad! it is very hard to hear when you party so hard! HAR HAR HAR!
#182 - killerjumpstart
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I love being Canadian! :)
#179 - darktoucan
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(09/05/2012) [-]
americans are just pissed that we are a bunch of peacekeepers sitting on a bunch of "their" oil.
#263 to #179 - mestroxant
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(09/05/2012) [-]
no one ever talks **** about Canada in America though...
How can other countries call America "ignorant" when **** like this happens?
sincere form of flattery maybe?
#203 to #179 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Is it just me or does Hudson Bay kind of look like an upside down moose in that picture?
#224 to #203 - nightmaren
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I always thought it looked like a guy reading a newspaper taking a ****.
#195 to #179 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Not gonna lie, no one in america gives two ***** about canada. We joke about the thought of canada actually DOING something.
#211 to #195 - enkmaster
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(09/05/2012) [-]
We joke about american ignorance and stupidity.

I was actually asked by an American if we all live in igloos. No joke.
#213 to #211 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
You also forget that america produces people like steve jobs (he was intelligent, i dont particularly like him) and bill gates.. Recently canada has produced.... Justin bieber, thats all i can think of.
#232 to #213 - fmalchemistt
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(09/05/2012) [-]
America also produces arrogant pricks such as yourself.
#228 to #213 - nightmaren
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(09/05/2012) [-]
If you're going to blame countries for the existence of particular people, than Justin Bieber is america's fault. Yeah, he was born, and mostly raised in Canada, but if you want, I can tell you why it's ignorant to pin Justin Bieber's fame on Canada.
#242 to #228 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Where you are raised molds you as a person. Japanese people are generally respectful as a people, as thats their culture. Arab men tend to be biased against women, as thats their culture. Americans tend to be argumentative pricks, as thats their culture (that and ******* up whatever happens to annoy them).

How you're raised has the greatest impact on who you are. Besides it was all Ushers fault. And he's a stupid ****** (not a black person, there is a major difference between black people and *******)
#253 to #242 - nightmaren
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And stereotypes of countries originate from that country's culture. Canada's stereotype is that we're unnaturally polite, so why are you still blaming Justin Bieber on Canada, when he's an egotistical prick?
#265 to #253 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Agreed, part of why i dont like him.
#223 to #213 - enkmaster
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Both America and Canada are countries with both extremes of the spectrum. We have geniuses and idiots. We have olympic athletes and fatasses.

And canada has produced some of the most important people in history. canadians invented basketball, AM radio, IMAX, Electron microscopes, and alot more that i dont know.
#229 to #223 - darktoucan
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(09/05/2012) [-]
telephone
#226 to #223 - nemecyst
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(09/05/2012) [-]
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only one in that list that impresses me is the EM. But what we all can agree on. Is that japan makes us all look like ******* retards.
#187 to #179 - garrettjacobsen
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I live in America, and I have to say, in my day to day life, I have never stopped and thought about Canada. I don't mean to be a dick, but I'm not "mad" or "jealous", I just don't ******* care about Canada. I don't even care about America, so why would I extend my thoughts to Canada?

tl;dr: I don't care.
#177 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Hey its my uncle jimbob from sasktacuan!
#183 to #177 - wajaba
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I'm rustled...
#174 - xoyv
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(09/05/2012) [-]
lumber gundam

because **** yeah neo canada
#235 to #174 - Tehianman
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Apparently having your wife taken by space pirates makes you turn into a hulking lumberjack-bear-man.
#171 - pedochrist
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I read "******* and pirates" :L
#162 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Canada sucks. Inb4 red thumbs.
#191 to #162 - XShanaynayX
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(09/05/2012) [-]
....... why? We're pretty ******* awesome if I say so myself
....... why? We're pretty ******* awesome if I say so myself
#178 to #162 - alfjnn
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I respect your Opinion.
But you cannot just say something like that without offering Evidence.

SO I ASK YOU.
Where be the evidence?
#159 - mcshmeggy
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(09/05/2012) [-]
CANADA **** YEAH

COMIN AGAIN TO BE POLITE AND HELP OUT IN WARS YEAH
#188 to #159 - XShanaynayX
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(09/05/2012) [-]
**** YEAH CANADA! ******* LOVE BEING A CANADIAN, WE GOT ALL THIS SNOW AND MAPLE SYRUP AND ****!
**** YEAH CANADA! ******* LOVE BEING A CANADIAN, WE GOT ALL THIS SNOW AND MAPLE SYRUP AND ****!
#161 to #159 - rolston
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(09/05/2012) [-]
yea sure the thousand people with squirt guns compared to the hundreds of thousands of Americans with jets, bombers , and tanks
#215 to #161 - enkmaster
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(09/05/2012) [-]
America is an army of generalists.

Canada is an army of specialists. Our troops are trained better for the specific jobs that are done. There is no "General Infantryman" in the Canadian forces.

A friend of mine named Dalton is in the forces. He says during training american trainees often came up to do training situations, Canadians vs Americans kinda thing, and lost almost every time.

And he also said that their CO wanted to beat one of the other recruits with oranges stuffed in socks because he didnt like him, so theres that too.
#313 to #215 - rolston
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(09/08/2012) [-]
You never had a war were you didn't send more than 10,000 soldiers yet or just barley more in WW11 but there is no proof of missions,wars,or counter terrorism that the Canadians have beat the U.S.A in.
#314 to #313 - enkmaster
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Beat you in? 1812. We won that war.

America and Canada have never gone to war against each other in modern times, so..

Oh, and world war 1: 619,636 canadian soldiers.
World war 2: 1,081,865 canadian soldiers, with over 200 000 in the RCAF alone and 106 000 in the RCN.

You are an extremely ignorant person.
#315 to #314 - rolston
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(09/08/2012) [-]
1812 were still part of England and the websites for the information said you sent alot less sorry for the numbers mistake

but still Canada has not beaten the U.S.A in anything military
#316 to #315 - enkmaster
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I got those numbers from history textbooks. Those same numbers are carved on monuments such as the Vimy memorial, the Valcartier memorial, and numerous places in Ottawa. They are correct, and you are extremely ignorant.
1812 we were still part of the British empire, but this colony was still called Canada (BNA officially) the people who lived here were Canadian. We won, therefore Canada beat the US.

You're an idiot.
#317 to #316 - rolston
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(09/10/2012) [-]
No you still used troops trained from england and that were based of england if you fought us now we would have preds ac130 and a hell of alot more... you have stuff but not as much as us or as good as us bc we are at wars all the time we are trained and ready at all times i am not ignorant i know the U.S is better so sorry you lost buck
#318 to #317 - enkmaster
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Actually, im sorry. Sorry that you are so ignorant as to believe that the only troops in the war of 1812 were from england even though most were from militias from Canada. And, most of all, sorry that you are stupid enough to think that the military strength of a country dictates how good it is. I supposed you think China and Russia and North Korea are all super duper too? Its sad you need to say "well we would win if we fought now" even though thats not what we were talking about at all.

Im sorry you lost this argument as well, buck. I will no longer respond to whatever semi-retarded response you come up with. Although I will read them, as watching the stupid feebly attempt to defend a flawed argument is amusing.

You lost. Buck. Good day.
#319 to #318 - rolston
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(09/10/2012) [-]
you said that canada has a better military dumbass so that kinda dose "canadas army are specialist" "our troops are better trained" stuff like that is military and same with bringing up wars
#320 to #319 - enkmaster
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(09/10/2012) [-]
(sigh) I know I shouldnt reply, but I will.

I never said Canad's military was better. Its no secret that America would hand us our ass on a silver platter if we went to war.
I said that Canada's military is better trained because it is for the individual soldier. As I also said, we have no GIs. We have specialists, while America only trains a minority of their forces as specialists in various roles. The majority of Americas soldiers are just General Infantrymen. You read farther into my comment than I had meant.

And im the dumbass.
#321 to #320 - rolston
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(09/10/2012) [-]
By implying that Canadas army is trained of specialists while americas is generalists it sounds like you are saying that they are better
#198 to #161 - garrettjacobsen
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Canadian Soldiers helped us in Op. Iraqi Freedom.
Canadian Soldiers are fighting with us in Afghanistan.
Canadian Soldiers have joined us in counter terrorist ops.

Don't be a dick. I'm American and I would ******* happy to have a Canadian Soldier with me than no soldier at all.

**** you.
#165 to #161 - mericaisgreat
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#163 to #161 - mcshmeggy
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(09/05/2012) [-]
okay bud
#155 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Gingers make the best soldiers they have a tendency to get buthurt at the smallest thing and the lack of souls makes them not fear hell, nor feel remorse.
#145 - moustachefingers
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(09/05/2012) [-]
They use TAGP (Tactical Assault Grade Politeness) to subdue their enemies.
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#186 to #139 - wajaba
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(09/05/2012) [-]
and this canadian, wondering, why all the mockery
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#196 to #193 - wajaba
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:3 i like you
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#201 to #199 - wajaba
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like i mean your opinion
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#130 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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We have Canadian EOD teams come on our ship every once in a while, they're ******* huge, and their beards are too. It's a 50/50 shot they're either REAL loud, or REAL quiet.
#128 - millenia
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Don't piss these guys off, they're going to ask you to apologize real sternly.