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#111 - komradkthulu
Reply +24
(09/01/2012) [-]
If God made Pokemon, humanity would've been long extinct due to the countless numbers of perfect killing machines roaming the world.
#146 to #111 - littlenish
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(09/01/2012) [-]
what if, there was always that one pokemon you would take in, and in return of your hospitality, it would fight for you?
#107 - lupislord
Reply +9
(09/01/2012) [-]
Have you accepted Arceus as your lord and Savior?
#105 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
You bastard god because of you we get wars due to religion instead of pokemon i think we got the two mixed up



Christians are going to get really butthurt over what i just said but **** u i dont waste my life believing in fake stuff
#109 to #105 - curbed
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(09/01/2012) [-]
No one cares about what you believe. No one is butthurt.
#106 to #105 - freedomreturns
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Well hurrhurrhurr I'm an edgy rebel and none of the kids in my seventh grade class understand me.
#108 to #106 - akforevs
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(09/01/2012) [-]
seventh grade LOL
#144 to #108 - amidgetwalrus
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(09/01/2012) [-]
How the hell is this funny?***************** he said the dude was in 7th grade.
#103 - OMGCAA
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Technically Pokemon is real. Just get a whole bunch of animals and train them to fight each other. Basically the same thing.
#110 to #103 - anon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
So... what you're telling me is that if I train a rat hard enough I can get him to shoot lightning out of his tail?
#130 to #110 - joshofsouls
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Yes, but only if it's in the top percentage of Rats.
#112 to #110 - ccccmoney
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Yes, you can... with SCIENCE!
#97 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
To me, OP will always just be that
guy who could have made OC
real.

But Instead was all like, nah man, reposts.
#96 - hazmathank
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(09/01/2012) [-]
But he made the creators of pokemon and all there merchandise. We wouldn't be able to have pokemon battles because it would be "pokemon cruelty". Everything God does is for a reason. God:1 Atheist:0.
#95 - assclownz
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(09/01/2012) [-]
OMG pokemonz should be real!



no, thats retarded. because people would half flying ******* lizard the shot fire out of their ******* mouths killing everone.
#190 to #95 - pokemonz
Reply 0
(09/02/2012) [-]
I am real
#94 - aweswes
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(09/01/2012) [-]
To me, God will always just be that guy who could have made Twilight real.

But instead was all like, nah man, tits.
#99 to #94 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
There is no problem here...
#92 - omegasoul
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#119 to #92 - thirdworldsucess
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#91 - punnym
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
What about evolution D:
#89 - pepemex
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(09/01/2012) [-]
#88 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
Not OC by the way.
#85 - retributionthepimp
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
IT WOULD BE AWESOME GOING INTO THE DISTORTION WORLD!! :'D
#82 - imabser
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Maybe God knew that if pokemon were real the headlines would read "Trainer goes on killing spree with Charizard. New York City in flames." etc. etc. etc.
#84 to #82 - retributionthepimp
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Nooooo because Officer Jenny :D
#87 to #84 - imabser
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. I forgot how effective the pokemon police were.
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#80 - halor
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
well if pokemon are anything like the ones on TV most of them are pretty nice...just avoid Beedrill's,Gyardos, and most of the legendary pokemon and you should be fine as long as you don't anger any of them
#90 to #80 - toastycracker
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Don't forget those damn Spearows. Gotta avoid them at all costs.
#68 - thatsmrnoob
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#66 - thestrangestboner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
#65 - frenchgenocide
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(09/01/2012) [-]
i dunno walking into wild pokemon every 10 feet would get as annoying as ****
#77 to #65 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Annoying as ****? Think of all the deaths from wild pokemon mauling the **** out of people and super natural monsters jumping out of bushes for no reason and electrocuting the **** out of people
#78 to #77 - themastermorris
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(09/01/2012) [-]
The more you describe it, the more I want it
#63 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
so ******* old
#58 - Sethorein
Reply +12
(09/01/2012) [-]
... well to be honest, we've kinda got pokemon.

I've got a new puppy...

Odor Sleuth
Bite
Scratch
Work up
With Ability: Pickup

Bam, pokemon... now if only dogfighting wasn't illegal...
#59 to #58 - koga
Reply +1
(09/01/2012) [-]
....thats awesome :D


...i wish i had a pet :(
#61 to #59 - Sethorein
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(09/01/2012) [-]
then get one o_o
#62 to #61 - koga
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
i has no munnyz

that and im deadly alergic? allergc........reactant to anything with a heart beat and fur...
....me sadsta
#71 to #62 - aragothofdagobah
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Look up a Devon Rex awesome cats with dog personality , and have hair like humans not fur.
#73 to #71 - koga
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(09/01/2012) [-]
.....wo
#69 to #62 - xxeternaleclipsexx
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Hairless guinea pig?
#72 to #69 - koga
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(09/01/2012) [-]
......that.....that might work :D
*hug*
#158 to #72 - xxeternaleclipsexx
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(09/01/2012) [-]
:D
#74 to #72 - aragothofdagobah
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Some people don't like the bat ears, but I think they are adorable


btw I love your avatar or icon or whatever it is
#76 to #74 - koga
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(09/01/2012) [-]
thats way too cute :D

and thank you :)
#75 to #74 - koga
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