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User avatar #559 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
If person Y considers that person X is powerful enough to cause hurricanes...

THEN PERSON X IS TRUE GOD!
ALL HAIL OUR NEW GOD, NYE!
#578 to #559 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
but person Y is retarded
#556 - latinotornado (08/31/2012) [-]
If its on the internet then it must be true!!   
<mfw FJ dun goofd
If its on the internet then it must be true!!
<mfw FJ dun goofd
User avatar #557 to #556 - stickdudes (08/31/2012) [-]
The link to the article and interview are in the description...
#609 to #557 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
look at the top right corner...
User avatar #564 to #557 - latinotornado (08/31/2012) [-]
Its a link to a website that does ******** stories -_- goo look at what that website is all about
User avatar #555 - qwerasdfghjklzxc ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah OP the same guy who wheres ******* bowties and teaches kids about inertia and **** just tosses around the phrase rape stork... Come on now
User avatar #561 to #555 - stickdudes (08/31/2012) [-]
Its not even my content but i advise you look at the description before you act like a dick in the comments.
User avatar #569 to #561 - latinotornado (08/31/2012) [-]
dailycurrant is a ******** news website OP
User avatar #567 to #561 - qwerasdfghjklzxc ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Its a satire website genius...
User avatar #581 to #567 - stickdudes (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh very sorry then, I was being ignorant to the websites history so i'll just apologize again, sorry.
User avatar #597 to #581 - deezknuts (08/31/2012) [-]
its alright we still love you
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User avatar #553 - metalninjared (08/31/2012) [-]
I was hoping to read some funny comments. All I got was some weirdo trying to tell everybody how true this is.

I'm sad.
#552 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
This was a response to Todd Akin saying bill nye is responsible for hurricane isaac. Akin said god is angry that nye made that video discouraging creationsim
User avatar #603 to #550 - AtomicAdriene (08/31/2012) [-]
This.^ <3
User avatar #534 - deezknuts (08/31/2012) [-]
WE SHALL HERALD HIM AS A GOD-KING
User avatar #595 to #529 - JoshBauer (08/31/2012) [-]
Nice, you just posted the exact same thing as the top comment.
User avatar #759 to #595 - ponyfcker (09/01/2012) [-]
Im sorry, I did not look at the highest rated comment.
User avatar #532 to #529 - deezknuts (08/31/2012) [-]
I see a future in this picture
User avatar #537 to #532 - ponyfcker (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh god.... your profile picture made that so good
#521 - BadDreams (08/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#504 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
THE ******* LINK DOESN'T WORK
#503 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
this wasnt a quote, he never said this, you gullible idiots
+139
#502 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#499 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
"Look, these people they're ******* retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

...

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't?

Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage.

He's a ******* idiot. Just a plain ******* idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a ******* idiot."

THIS IS WHAT WAS ACTUALLY SAID.
the last part about vaseline and spankings was the journalist talking abut how bye probably felt saying these things in the live interview with THE SMITHSONIAN CHANNEL .
ALSO he appeared on G4's AOTS and talked about what he said. saying its troubling that this problem still persists in america, a nation which is very advanced in science

all you doubters can **** off bill nye is a champ
User avatar #498 - gulikanwow (08/31/2012) [-]
The link doesn't work?
#487 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
Before this gets anymore thumbs than it already has:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
dailycurrant.com/about/
"Q. Are your newstories real?
A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues though satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world "

I guess this is what happens when a generation just learns to get its info from wikipedia and doesnt question it.
#492 to #487 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
slowpoke.jpeg
#489 to #487 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
youre a tard this was already brought up by many nd shot down by many others. that as talking about the vaseline comment made by nye but that wasnt actually said. the vaseline comment was added in by a journalist writing about how nye must hav felt while saying WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID on a LIVE REAL interview with the smithsonian channel. he really said everything in the post except retard which he replaced with idiot and the vaseline spanking comment was not him. everything else actually was
#507 to #489 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
First. **** your self.
I dont say that because I want you to feel the satisfaction of having you penis inside a body cavity (even if it is your own), but rather because you would have to pull your head out of your ass to do so.

When one puts a statement (e.g. : Look, these people they're ******* retareded....Because your ass is gonna ******* need it when I'm done whipping.), and put it in quotes (e.g. : "Look, these people they're ******* retareded....Because your ass is gonna ******* need it when I'm done whipping."),
and then saying: " -Actual quote from Bill Nye, The ******* Science Guy" (actual quote from PickleTickle), it literally means that Bill Nye (The ******* Science Guy) literally said, the words that you put between the quotes, barring any paraphrasing articles (i.e. [ ] or ...), which this does not have so I'll ignore those.

Second, if you are going to try and bang me with your logic stick by saying 'oh boy, but he said this in an interview! He said it you dumb cunt. Also he said this quote with his mind, so its a quote' ******* link the **** .
You say you're such a god damn big Bill Nye supporter but apparently you've never heard of Burden of Proof. You know about as much about science as the people he debates, and debunks.

**** off. **** you. And have yourself a merry ******* Christmas.
#576 to #507 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
User avatar #495 to #489 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
post the live reel footage and I'll be more inclined to believe you.
#496 to #495 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
or google can help
User avatar #508 to #496 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
See my previous statement about the burden of proof.
#510 to #508 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
google your proof and stop looking on satire sites. he said this i dont even know why im arguing with you. i copied and pasted what he said from the smithsonian site and the vaseline spanking comments wasnt him but a journalist stating how he thinks nye felt saying this like he just spanked akin with knowledge.
#515 to #510 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
Nope. Not going to.
I doubt anything resembling that was said, and until you provide evidence, I dont have to ******* believe that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_burden_of_evidence
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_burden_of_proof
User avatar #571 to #515 - zachxd (08/31/2012) [-]
i love you
#574 to #571 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
And I love you too, strange person I do not know.
#519 to #515 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
ok then its like religion you choose to believe something that actually never happened.
I along with others actually know he said this and when he comes out and makes a public statement about it or this debate actually goes down will be my proof. you can continue being ignorant and living in your fantasy made up world if it helps you get through life. but truth is this actually happens and ill justw ait for this whole situation to play itself out as proof
User avatar #536 to #519 - RoyalNightmare (08/31/2012) [-]
>Is losing debate
>Attacks religion

Seriously, don't be an atheist prick in a debate about Bill Nye.
#541 to #536 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
its no debate this actually happened this was a response to akin saying nye caused the storm by making a video discouraging creationsim. that one on youtube.lol these kids actually have no idea what they are talking about, this actually happened
User avatar #568 to #541 - RoyalNightmare (08/31/2012) [-]
No, no it didn't. Part of it did, yes. But a fair amount of this was added, presumably by you.
#570 to #568 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
#528 to #519 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
You are the biggest 						*******					 idiot I've ever seen. You're the ignorant one here, you're believing a &quot;fact&quot; with no evidence to back it up. You are most like the religious fanatic. We however are using logical reasoning and due to the source of this information being a satire site, are perfectly justified to call this out as fake.    
   
You how ever are still not able to provide any proof other than links to said satire site and words in quotation marks that YOU have written. You sir are no better than the religious fanatic that Bill Nye is supposed to have ridiculed.
You are the biggest ******* idiot I've ever seen. You're the ignorant one here, you're believing a "fact" with no evidence to back it up. You are most like the religious fanatic. We however are using logical reasoning and due to the source of this information being a satire site, are perfectly justified to call this out as fake.

You how ever are still not able to provide any proof other than links to said satire site and words in quotation marks that YOU have written. You sir are no better than the religious fanatic that Bill Nye is supposed to have ridiculed.
#540 to #528 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
too bad this actually happened though, i dont know why you keep saying it didnt. he said this actually because todd akin said he angered god that he made that video on creationism and thats why theres storm down south. and nye said this to respond to what akin said
User avatar #542 to #540 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
Right troll... No one is that ******* stupid... No one, not even the pope.

#547 to #542 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
todd akin actually blamed bill nye for the storm for making the youtube video about discouraging creationism that video is on youtube now and akin said thts the reason the storm happened. Thats why nye said I caused the storm by discouraging creationism? who can even take these people seriously?
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#549 to #546 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
Don't bother troll, not feeding you.    
   
   
   
&lt; You
Don't bother troll, not feeding you.



< You
#551 to #549 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
google it buddy im not even trying to troll.
Todd Akin actually blames bill nye for hurricane isaac
#526 to #519 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
What? Really? So your belief in the idea that Bill Nye actually said this, is based on faith?
Wow. You have no ******* idea what it means to be a scientist, and apparently have no concept of logic.

Somewhere Bill Nye is getting a pain in his chest because of you.
**** you for hurting BIll Nye.
#533 to #526 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
nah this actually happened is the difference between faith and fact. there both bound to talk about this so i'll wait for nye to admit it himself or deny it himself which i doubt will happen beacuse he actually did say these things. except the retard part he used idiot
User avatar #535 to #533 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
Then prove that this actually happened.
#543 to #535 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
nye said this after akin said nye caused the storm by making the video that discourages creationism thats why theres the i caused the storm part in nye's rant. itw as a response to akin saying he casued the storm
#545 to #543 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
This must be you right now.
This must be you right now.
#548 to #545 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
too bad it actually is a response to akin saying bill nye caused the storm.
User avatar #500 to #496 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
You're the one making the statement, you should use evidence to back it up. Bill Nye would be disappoint.
#505 to #500 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
"Look, these people they're ******* retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

...

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't?

Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage.

He's a ******* idiot. Just a plain ******* idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a ******* idiot."

THIS IS WHAT WAS ACTUALLY SAID.
the last part was the journalist talking abut how nye probably felt saying these things in the live interview with THE SMITHSONIAN CHANNEL
He also went on attack of the show to talk about how he feels about this problem in america of people denying evolution and to talk about what he saida bout akin.
He actually challenged hiim to a debate but didnt say anything about vaseline or spankings. just a debate

User avatar #520 to #505 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
" I like to rape children whilst kicking kittens with a boot I bought of a homeless man for a hand job and half a mars bar"

- Barack Obama


See I can put things in quotation marks too... That's not evidence or proof.
#525 to #520 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
yea but things is that ACTUALLY never happened.
this did. I'll just wait for this to play out itself, wait for nye to address this or wait for akin too and that will be my proof i dont need to prove anything to stubborn children on a website
User avatar #539 to #525 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
YOU ARE SO ******* STUPID

you can't say "that never happened and this did" and pose that as a logical argument without any kind of proof.

Purely on the ground of simple maths and deduction the amount of evidence, you have presented for Bill Nye actually having said this, and that I have presented for Obama saying he rapes kids is equal. They are there for both equally plausible.

You can't just say " that never happened and this did" and expect to pose that as evidence you ******* moron.
#558 to #539 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
#518 to #505 - atypes (08/31/2012) [-]
Proof = link to video footage.
#524 to #518 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
ill just let this whole bill nye todd akin thinng play out itself there both bound to say something about it. that will be my proof. i dont have to go out of my way to prove someting to stubborn little children
#512 to #505 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
******* WHERE?!?!
'Oh wow, you said some things on the internet with no sources (much less any credible ones) that I can trust that you found this information from... Must be ******* real."

Jesus, Bill Nye WOULD be disappointed.

Also, saying the same ******* thing over and over and over does not make any of your statements any more true.

I'm ******* tired of reading:
"THIS IS WHAT WAS ACTUALLY SAID.
the last part was the journalist talking abut how nye probably felt saying these things in the live interview with THE SMITHSONIAN CHANNEL
He also went on attack of the show to talk about how he feels about this problem in america of people denying evolution and to talk about what he saida bout akin.
He actually challenged hiim to a debate but didnt say anything about vaseline or spankings. just a debate" (funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4057477/Bill+Nye+motherfucker/505#505)

(See what I did there with the quotes? and the cite? Thats how you get people to believe you.
#514 to #512 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
i dont really need to prove anything to you. its not like it makes it true if i prove it to you. It happened and if youre ignorant thats your problem
User avatar #517 to #514 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
Actually, if you are trying to prove a statement, you actually ******* do have to give me proof and evidence.

This is exactly the problem that Bill Nye has every ******* day. All these " ******* retards" (which I determine you fall well into the category of) just say ******* ... things... and then have no evidence to back it up and tell everybody else to prove them wrong.

Thats not how it ******* works.
#527 to #517 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
you denying it happened doesnt make it not happen. this isnt religion. this happened and if you choose tobe ignorant about it, its not my problem
#530 to #527 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
IF IT HAPPENED THEN PROVE IT!!
Seriously wondering if you are a troll, of if you are just ******* retarded
#562 to #530 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
User avatar #544 to #530 - wacemindu (08/31/2012) [-]
He is mate, no one is that ******* stupid. troll, best not to feed him.
#572 to #544 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
#566 to #544 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
What I'be been riding for about 30 minutes
What I'be been riding for about 30 minutes
#577 to #566 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
the proof is that akin said the female body can shut itself down when being raped, nye challenged this. Then akin said nye is the cause for hurricane isaac because of his video about creationism. Then Nye responds with this on the smithsonian channel.
#560 to #544 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
im not tyring to troll
User avatar #486 - dyllygaf (08/31/2012) [-]
You people are stupid if you believe this, the Daily Currant website is a SATIRICAL news site, and that have explicitly expressed that their news articles are FAKE
#473 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
This is fake, never happened. It was created by a fake news website, like The Onion.
#474 to #473 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
i guess the REAL, LIVE interview with the smithsonian channel was made up by some news site right?
User avatar #482 to #474 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
You are ******* retarded.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
dailycurrant.com/about/
"Q. Are your newstories real?
A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues though satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world "

#488 to #482 - gliese (08/31/2012) [-]
youre a tard this was already brought up by many nd shot down by many others. that as talking about the vaseline comment made by nye but that wasnt actually said. the vaseline comment was added in by a journalist writing about how nye must hav felt while saying WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID on a LIVE REAL interview with the smithsonian channel. he really said everything in the post except retard which he replaced with idiot and the vaseline spanking comment was not him. everything else actually was
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