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#93 - CaptainObviious
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(08/31/2012) [-]
At first I though I would end up feel sympathetic. But now I just feel he grew up being a pretentious douche only because of the things he missed out on in his youth. Sounds like he definitely needs closure on some of his past. Closure is always healthy.
#91 - breakfastlunch
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Or they could grow up to be a pretentious dick like you, sir.
Or they could grow up to be a pretentious dick like you, sir.
#211 to #91 - fantomslobode
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(08/31/2012) [-]
He,kind of,has a right to be a dick.Why,you might ask me?Because "cool" girls like that woman he's talking about were dicks in (high)school...
#149 to #91 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
True, he is being a dick, but I can sympathize. It takes a lot of pain for someone to still be that mad 10 years later.
#123 to #91 - bluedwarf
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(08/31/2012) [-]
With all due respect
I think that, having in mind the amount of downward spirals a typical nerd life has, he's got every right to act so. He wasn't born with pretty face or great boobs but he created himself to be awesome nontheless.
For that I forgive him every insult to those that looked down on him so arrogantly.
I bet you all you want he'd still do all the right decisions regarding moral quarrels.

Kind regards
#89 - ilovetocuddle
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Dude that xbox comment hurt me... just because some people are hardcore gamer's doesn't make them stupid or any less to succeed. Some people have a passion for reading, others with sports, music, school, cooking. Gaming is some peoples passion. That Doesn't mean they are ay less intelligent than you.
#86 - twinsdead
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(08/31/2012) [-]
zzzz.. most "Nerds" are fat ***** with man tits.. get over yourself
#82 - silvanyis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Well, nerds may be the most likely to become men, but this guy didn't.

Being a man is more than being a success. It requires courtesy and integrity and yes, even kindness too. This guy is just being an inconsiderate douchebag because he got to rag on some stupid bimbo that turned him down in highschool. Talk about butthurt.
#166 to #82 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Well, nobodys perfect. + They probably deserved getting a little ****
#119 to #82 - Chuckaholic
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(08/31/2012) [-]
To be fair it seems as if she's trying to get him to cheat on his girlfriend because she wound up with a douche. If pestered enough he might end up going overboard. All I'm saying is that we don't know the complete backstory and can't tell if his outburst is, in fact, justified or an overreaction.
#267 to #119 - silvanyis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
It says in his self-masturbating tirade that he's happy living the single life. It doesn't matter if she deserved it, or if she didn't. He wound up being exactly the kind of douchebag he described.

That's not a man, that's a child who's showing off his toys because he's desperately afraid of being overlooked. It would have been better to simply say "Thank you, but no thank you." and go on his merry way, secure in the knowledge that his life actually is admirable.

That would have been the manly thing to do.
#220 to #119 - DrGordon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
He would have been better off just sending this through a PM though in that case
#83 to #82 - heatersgonnaheat
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(08/31/2012) [-]
i can't help but read anything with his face on it in his voice.
#95 to #83 - burnitall
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#271 to #95 - silvanyis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
mfw titty sprinkles.  Ohgod the funny.
mfw titty sprinkles. Ohgod the funny.
#195 to #95 - pencilartist
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(08/31/2012) [-]
>MFW Hearing 'Titty Sprinkles' in Morgan Freeman's voice.
#167 to #95 - dubzzzz
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(08/31/2012) [-]
titty sprinkles
titty sprinkles
#85 to #83 - Nerdcrazy
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(08/31/2012) [-]
its okay man, it happened to me too
#81 - damandan
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(08/31/2012) [-]
so true
so true
#94 to #81 - muffcabage
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#80 - domogle
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(08/31/2012) [-]
"Super cool sunfire" I hope he's kidding
#76 - impactmoon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
A bit amusing. The guy is pretty full of himself, although the girl sounds like the classic "High School Whore" type so I understand his anger. 8/10
A bit amusing. The guy is pretty full of himself, although the girl sounds like the classic "High School Whore" type so I understand his anger. 8/10
#77 to #76 - impactmoon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
He is also a total faggot
#88 to #77 - cddamis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
And he liked it.
#102 to #88 - weapsycho
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(08/31/2012) [-]
i just need to read what is says on that damned sign....
#282 to #102 - cddamis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Sign says "Suprise balloons 25 cents"
#75 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
what, bothering this much screams alife without atetion. nerd think the will be betteher than evryone, im not smart, and i wasnt wery popular in scool, but i have my **** going on, and i realy dont care what others douse, do the same faggy nerds
#113 to #75 - toasthemost
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#100 to #75 - organiclead
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I tried to run through through Babblefish in French, Spanish, Russian and German, but I still have no ******* clue that you're trying to say.
#90 to #75 - ilovetocuddle
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(08/31/2012) [-]
What makes me mad about **** like this is spellcheck ************. Do you use it?
#79 to #75 - cablenibbler
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Reading your comment was like walking through mud, do-able but you had to work for it...
#70 - waffies
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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#73 to #70 - muffinlover
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#69 - bearinganhourglass
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(08/31/2012) [-]
This was amazing. I just have to point out that there were a few sentence fragments and punctuation errors. Other than that, it was truly entertaining. I respect the man who posted this.
#68 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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Well...it worked for Gohan I guess.
He did defeat cell after all!
#62 - draezeth
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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#60 - iamphoenix
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(08/31/2012) [-]
- Nerds
- Fit and adventurous
***** gotta pick one.
#71 to #60 - waffies
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Not necessarily... most of the 'nerds' i know (self included) are actually pretty slim, some being muscular to some degree (self not really included). And at least with my best buddy and i we jump on any adventure we happen across, we just fail to go searching for them
Not necessarily... most of the 'nerds' i know (self included) are actually pretty slim, some being muscular to some degree (self not really included). And at least with my best buddy and i we jump on any adventure we happen across, we just fail to go searching for them
#72 to #71 - iamphoenix
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(08/31/2012) [-]
But a lot of nerds aren't. By nature we're reclusive people who have taken to sedentary hobbies as a substitute for more active ones. This isn't a knock on nerds, nor am I saying that all nerds are this way, but it seems to often be the case.
#74 to #72 - waffies
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(08/31/2012) [-]
indeed. tis why i qualified with "necessarily" i do see your point and wish you a wonderful evening.
#78 to #74 - iamphoenix
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(08/31/2012) [-]
And a fine evening to you, good sir.
#84 to #78 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
No one thinks you're smart when you talk like that.
#281 to #84 - iamphoenix
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I was being polite, not trying to sound smart you dick.
#97 to #84 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
i would say to shut up noob anon but then people would think i was the earlier anon
#56 - skeedskis
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Hey now....getting drunk every weekend is fine!
#51 - rollcore
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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#57 to #51 - dontcheckembro
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#47 - jippoman
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(08/31/2012) [-]
lol nerds.....either ur cool or ur not but most pop guys i know read and their parents force them to get good grades
#54 to #47 - necrolich
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Same pretty much. Idk where this stereotype is coming from.
In my HS about 80% of the grade is very close and we all go out get drunk/high and have fun. Some of us are better with girls/guys than others, but we're all still friends, and we all still go out together.
And the majority of us are scoring straight A's and have a great future ahead of us.

Ps. I do go to a prep school btw.
#44 - atma
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(08/31/2012) [-]
lance armstrong just died you insensitive prick
#46 to #44 - alfjnn
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Moon Landing was fake bro.
#48 to #46 - atma
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I know, have you seen the video quality!?
Although considering how much we're destroying the o-zone layer these days, it's probably possible to get into space now.
#49 to #48 - alfjnn
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I think the russins broke the ozone wen they fired the nuclear bomb on hitler
#50 to #49 - atma
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah too true. Okay, it's past my bedtime so I have to go. But it was nice to have a real discussion here for once.
You hang up first.
#53 to #50 - alfjnn
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(08/31/2012) [-]
no you hang up first.
i inishiated this conversation
#98 to #53 - deathzor
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Hey guys can I borrow $1.25 for a phone call?
#287 to #98 - atma
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(09/01/2012) [-]
GET OUT OF HERE, 36% OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
#36 - tonythetiger
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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#26 - quentintin
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#27 to #26 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Decreased by one due to his lack ability to distinguish between Lance and Neil Armstrong.
#30 to #27 - shadowkills
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(08/31/2012) [-]
actually he's talking about the fact that Lance armstrong's medals have all been taken away due to ALLEGED steroid use.
#29 to #27 - pineapplepeople
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Lance armstrong has plenty of medals too...
#31 to #29 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
True, but that would be irrelevant to any current events, as well as the story, whereas Neil Armstrong is only irrelevant to the story.
#33 to #31 - pineapplepeople
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(08/31/2012) [-]
what makes you so sure he is referencing current events? I found no evidence supporting that claim.
#34 to #33 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Well, if not current events, then what else?
#35 to #34 - pineapplepeople
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(08/31/2012) [-]
The fact that lance armstrong has a lot of cycling medals?
#37 to #35 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Or perhaps that Neil Armstrong has recently passed away, and has no more need for his medals?
#40 to #37 - jokeface
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(08/31/2012) [-]
God I want to hit you in the face.
#45 to #40 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Let's all just stay civil, now.
#39 to #37 - mericuh
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Or the fact that Lance Armstrong recently was in the news for allegedly using steroids and has had his medals taken away? That's a current event, right?
Or the fact that Lance Armstrong recently was in the news for allegedly using steroids and has had his medals taken away? That's a current event, right?
#42 to #39 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Do you see #32?
#38 to #37 - pineapplepeople
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(08/31/2012) [-]
True. But I guess lance could still win more, since he's still alive.
#41 to #38 - Zanchoff
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#43 to #41 - pineapplepeople
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Well I suppose I shall just cut him free!
Well I suppose I shall just cut him free!
#32 to #31 - Zanchoff
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Oh, nevermind. They're both only irrelevant to the story. Thanks, shadowkills.