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User avatar #70 - bitchplzzz (08/29/2012) [-]
>'I am russia looking for sex woman'
>'john is kill'
>'no'
User avatar #69 - stickdudes (08/29/2012) [-]
>be completely non existant
>John is kill
>no
+27
#68 - divinity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #66 - cocktopuss (08/29/2012) [-]
******** FJ another bandwagon starting up?
User avatar #65 - hrx (08/29/2012) [-]
>be home
>reading my favorite bread
>suddenly beeper says cal 555-JOHN IS KILL
>no
#64 - teddykid (08/29/2012) [-]
Smegma Butter? SMEGMA BUTTER?
Smegma Butter? SMEGMA BUTTER?
#63 - basicargentinian (08/29/2012) [-]
>In west Philadelphia born and rais
>On pleygroun where I spend most my days
>Chillin out, max, relax all cool
>shoot some b-ball outside of school
>When a couple of guy, they were up to no good
>Start make trouble in my neighbourhood
>I get in one little fight and my mom get scared
>And say:
>"john is kill"
>"no"
#61 - horaquan (08/29/2012) [-]
"smegma butter"
#59 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
>In London
>Walking on street
>See hippy, shoot him for lulz
>Voice in the distance
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>John is kill because of me
#57 - shitstainsam **User deleted account** (08/29/2012) [-]
>masturbeting
>walk to door
>go dwon stairs
>turn on tv
>sit sofa
>'john is kill'
>no
#56 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
>Chillin out relaxin all cool in my basement
>Dad opens the secret door down to the basement
>Dad looks at me
>'john is kill'
>'no'
User avatar #52 - derangedberger (08/29/2012) [-]
>Be at home
>cooking some bacon
>watching tv
>'john is kill'
>'no'
#51 - kobegriffeysanders (08/29/2012) [-]
>at school   
>at school get boner   
>people ask why boner   
>'john is kill'   
>'no'
>at school
>at school get boner
>people ask why boner
>'john is kill'
>'no'
#50 - everythingtaken (08/29/2012) [-]
Why can't I thumb this more than once
User avatar #48 - godhatesusall (08/29/2012) [-]
>Sacrificing a goat
>Drinking it's blood
>Get blood stains on white t-shirt
>Goes down to laundromat to wash my shirt
>Forgot to bring enough quarters
>Go to the bank
>Try to get a roll of quarters
>Get questioned for my bloody shirt
>Tell them it was a shaving accident
>They don't buy it
>Get arrested
>Thrown in jail cell, cellmate is a 10 foot tall black guy
>Drops his knife on the ground
>Tells me to pick it up
>I bend over to pick it up
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Ass is internally bleeding
>Officer comes and tells me I have a visitor
>My satanist friend Tim is there and says he has some bad news
>He tells me john is kill
>no
#53 to #48 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
Wat?
#47 - antijoke (08/29/2012) [-]
>lonely
>need to meet jodie foster
>perfect plan comes to mind....
#45 - bluelightbebop (08/29/2012) [-]
Smegma Butter...?

>MFW Google.
#44 - biggrand (08/29/2012) [-]
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> in car
> ******* wife
> turns on radio
> black death starts playing
> wife starts have interracial fantasy's
> I cry and get out
> find myself at subway ordering a sandwich
> john is kill
> no

i really dont know what the **** im doing
#39 - lordalpha ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
I was right behind John when he died.
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