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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#210 - crusaderpat
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I feel unclean.
User avatar #207 - elboludo
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What do you call a black man in space?
an astronaught
User avatar #205 - KingMH
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What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari
I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage.
#203 - insanoex
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whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
User avatar #237 to #203 - fosforgasxiii
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Or finding a half worm in your apple.
#202 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account**
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#200 - ishotthedeputy
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?



I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.
#270 to #200 - anon id: b8aa0e5d
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That makes one of us.
#209 to #200 - marlkarxthethird
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?   
   
   
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.   
   
   
(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?


You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
User avatar #216 to #209 - drkilliwiggles
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pink Corvette?

I don't have a pink Corvette in my garage.
#219 to #216 - anon id: 7f142d1d
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whats the difference between a freezer and a baby?

the freezer doesnt scream when i pack my meat in it
User avatar #239 to #219 - itjusthappened
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what sits in the corner cries and gets smaller?

ab baby combing its hair with a potato pealer.
#222 to #219 - have
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#199 - pepsismash
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LAWL
#198 - Schwarzenegger
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What's black and doesn't work? Steve Jobs' pancreas.
User avatar #260 to #198 - Dincorta
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Also half of London.
#197 - ticklemyscrotum
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Oh god when my dads a plumber....
#196 - anon id: 72d636fd
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Where did Susie go after the bombing?

Nowhere, Susie is dead
User avatar #212 to #196 - jokeface
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Did you seriously not get that one?
User avatar #195 - nitsuan
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Why did bobby wish he could fly?

Because he was falling off a cliff
#192 - spacelubber
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What's worse than the Holocaust?

2 worms in your apple!
User avatar #190 - GetOnMyHorse
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Why was Grandpa climbing up a telephone pole naked with a backpack full of banana peels?

Because the disease was slowly taking over his mind and he was losing touch with reality more and more each day.
User avatar #189 - theturtletrolley
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(08/28/2012) [-]
A black man A jew and A cripple walk into a bar

They all have a few drinks and then leave
#187 - mindset
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Great jokes and all, but the meme was used wrong on half of these....

just sayin
#185 - skydriver
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User avatar #184 - alekksandar
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what did the lawyer say to another lawyer?

we're both lawyers.
#183 - lovetolmao
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The last one is wrong. Batman just gets in the Batmobile. There was a joke about it in Under The Red Hood (I think). Nightwing said something like "Can you for ONCE just say 'Get in the car?' Is it really that hard?"
#182 - letusbecereal
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Knock knock.

Whose there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she cant remember his name anymore.