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#210 - crusaderpat
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I feel unclean.
#207 - elboludo
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What do you call a black man in space?
an astronaught
#205 - KingMH
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari
I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage.
#203 - insanoex
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(08/28/2012) [-]
whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
#237 to #203 - fosforgasxiii
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Or finding a half worm in your apple.
#202 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account**
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#200 - ishotthedeputy
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?



I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.
#270 to #200 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
That makes one of us.
#209 to #200 - marlkarxthethird
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?   
   
   
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.   
   
   
(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?


You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
#216 to #209 - drkilliwiggles
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pink Corvette?

I don't have a pink Corvette in my garage.
#219 to #216 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
whats the difference between a freezer and a baby?

the freezer doesnt scream when i pack my meat in it
#239 to #219 - itjusthappened
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(08/28/2012) [-]
what sits in the corner cries and gets smaller?

ab baby combing its hair with a potato pealer.
#222 to #219 - have
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(08/28/2012) [-]
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#199 - pepsismash
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(08/28/2012) [-]
LAWL
#198 - Schwarzenegger
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's black and doesn't work? Steve Jobs' pancreas.
#260 to #198 - Dincorta
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Also half of London.
#197 - ticklemyscrotum
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Oh god when my dads a plumber....
#196 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Where did Susie go after the bombing?

Nowhere, Susie is dead
#212 to #196 - jokeface
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Did you seriously not get that one?
#195 - nitsuan
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Why did bobby wish he could fly?

Because he was falling off a cliff
#192 - spacelubber
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(08/28/2012) [-]
What's worse than the Holocaust?

2 worms in your apple!
#190 - GetOnMyHorse
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Why was Grandpa climbing up a telephone pole naked with a backpack full of banana peels?

Because the disease was slowly taking over his mind and he was losing touch with reality more and more each day.
#189 - theturtletrolley
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(08/28/2012) [-]
A black man A jew and A cripple walk into a bar

They all have a few drinks and then leave
#187 - mindset
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Great jokes and all, but the meme was used wrong on half of these....

just sayin
#185 - skydriver
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#184 - alekksandar
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(08/28/2012) [-]
what did the lawyer say to another lawyer?

we're both lawyers.
#183 - lovetolmao
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(08/28/2012) [-]
The last one is wrong. Batman just gets in the Batmobile. There was a joke about it in Under The Red Hood (I think). Nightwing said something like "Can you for ONCE just say 'Get in the car?' Is it really that hard?"
#182 - letusbecereal
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Knock knock.

Whose there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she cant remember his name anymore.