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#210 - crusaderpat (08/28/2012) [-]
I feel unclean.
User avatar #207 - elboludo (08/28/2012) [-]
What do you call a black man in space?
an astronaught
User avatar #205 - KingMH (08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari
I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage.
#203 - insanoex (08/28/2012) [-]
whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
whats worse than THAT!!!!! finding TWO WORMS IN YOUR APPLE!
User avatar #237 to #203 - fosforgasxiii (08/28/2012) [-]
Or finding a half worm in your apple.
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#202 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#200 - ishotthedeputy (08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?



I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.
#270 to #200 - devout feminist (08/28/2012) [-]
That makes one of us.
#209 to #200 - marlkarxthethird (08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?   
   
   
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.   
   
   
(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?


You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


(gif unrelated, I just like to watch Nathan Fillion dance.)
User avatar #216 to #209 - drkilliwiggles (08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pink Corvette?

I don't have a pink Corvette in my garage.
#219 to #216 - devout feminist (08/28/2012) [-]
whats the difference between a freezer and a baby?

the freezer doesnt scream when i pack my meat in it
User avatar #239 to #219 - itjusthappened (08/28/2012) [-]
what sits in the corner cries and gets smaller?

ab baby combing its hair with a potato pealer.
#222 to #219 - have (08/28/2012) [-]
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#199 - pepsismash (08/28/2012) [-]
LAWL
#198 - Schwarzenegger (08/28/2012) [-]
What's black and doesn't work? Steve Jobs' pancreas.
User avatar #260 to #198 - Dincorta (08/28/2012) [-]
Also half of London.
#197 - ticklemyscrotum (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh god when my dads a plumber....
#196 - devout feminist (08/28/2012) [-]
Where did Susie go after the bombing?

Nowhere, Susie is dead
User avatar #212 to #196 - jokeface (08/28/2012) [-]
Did you seriously not get that one?
User avatar #195 - nitsuan (08/28/2012) [-]
Why did bobby wish he could fly?

Because he was falling off a cliff
#192 - spacelubber (08/28/2012) [-]
What's worse than the Holocaust?

2 worms in your apple!
User avatar #190 - GetOnMyHorse (08/28/2012) [-]
Why was Grandpa climbing up a telephone pole ***** with a backpack full of banana peels?

Because the disease was slowly taking over his mind and he was losing touch with reality more and more each day.
User avatar #189 - theturtletrolley (08/28/2012) [-]
A black man A jew and A cripple walk into a bar

They all have a few drinks and then leave
#187 - mindset (08/28/2012) [-]
Great jokes and all, but the meme was used wrong on half of these....

just sayin
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#185 - skydriver Comment deleted by spirox [-]
User avatar #184 - alekksandar (08/28/2012) [-]
what did the lawyer say to another lawyer?

we're both lawyers.
#183 - lovetolmao (08/28/2012) [-]
The last one is wrong. Batman just gets in the Batmobile. There was a joke about it in Under The Red Hood (I think). Nightwing said something like "Can you for ONCE just say 'Get in the car?' Is it really that hard?"
#182 - letusbecereal (08/28/2012) [-]
Knock knock.

Whose there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she cant remember his name anymore.
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