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User avatar #266 - rockntroll (08/28/2012) [-]
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She was being raped in the face.
#265 - MRfunnyFACE (08/28/2012) [-]
every time i read the top sentence and then looked at the bottom
every time i read the top sentence and then looked at the bottom
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#264 - bananon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #275 to #264 - violenthandjob (08/28/2012) [-]
The Susie and the bombing one was amazing
+1
#283 to #275 - bananon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #284 to #283 - violenthandjob (08/28/2012) [-]
Nope I'm good bro thanks!
+6
#262 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #258 - flyingbacontoast (08/28/2012) [-]
Why was there blood and guts all over the road?
The chicken didn't make it.
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User avatar #254 - funnyhound (08/28/2012) [-]
i lol'd
User avatar #252 - sexypotato (08/28/2012) [-]
Why was the little boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
User avatar #249 - bchilaxin (08/28/2012) [-]
A bull walks into a china shop.
Several people leave because they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What is green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
#287 to #249 - usernameperson (08/28/2012) [-]
Right now, some paint expert is desperately trying to restrain themselves from educating us all on the differences of paint colour, and how that related to their smell, texture and taste.
User avatar #255 to #249 - Dincorta (08/28/2012) [-]
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
User avatar #248 - codyxvasco (08/28/2012) [-]
This meme is one of my fave's because of how non-attentive my friend was when making a few anti-jokes one time.

I was all: "What's worse than your dog dying next to a pharmacy?.....RAPE!!"

Me: "Now what's better than getting 89 pounds of candy?"

Her: "rape"

Me: "Exa-...."
User avatar #244 - lolwtfbbqryan (08/28/2012) [-]
thats great! i demand more!
User avatar #241 - amidgetwalrus (08/28/2012) [-]
You know what hurts more than stubbing your toe?



Masturbating with wire cutters.
#238 - jaerbuen (08/28/2012) [-]
Thanks for the laugs
User avatar #256 to #250 - jaerbuen (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm lauging so hard right now
#231 - bdowns (08/28/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #156711 at Anime & Manga **
#230 - penguinthegreat (08/28/2012) [-]
lol i lost it at hit it with a brick xD
#263 to #230 - rulerofmuffins (08/28/2012) [-]
ERMAHGAWD HE TYPED "XD" LETS ALL THUMB HIM DOWN!    
   
cmon guys
ERMAHGAWD HE TYPED "XD" LETS ALL THUMB HIM DOWN!

cmon guys
#294 to #263 - penguinthegreat (08/28/2012) [-]
and im back to zero
fj is a wierd place
#235 to #233 - penguinthegreat (08/28/2012) [-]
i start thinking about leaving the site when i get attacked for laughing twice in a minute
what happened to fj?
#243 to #235 - chazwregman (08/28/2012) [-]
The entire site is like a woman on her period.

Unpredictable.
User avatar #234 to #228 - sandmage (08/28/2012) [-]
As opposed to dying of 'Non - terminal' Cancer?
#277 to #234 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
Cancer can go into remission, just because you have it doesn't mean you are absolutely going to die from it (definition of a terminal disease).
User avatar #285 to #277 - sandmage (08/28/2012) [-]
The term 'Terminal Illness' is used to describe a disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the patient within a short period of time.

So the horse's wife is going to die of Cancer, or has Terminal Cancer. Both result in the same thing - death.
#225 - Wackart (08/28/2012) [-]
I think the chicken was unnecessary throughout most of this
how I miss you insanity wolf
#224 - aderik (08/28/2012) [-]
moar plz
moar plz
#218 - GooseDood (08/28/2012) [-]
What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?


Cancer.
+5
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#217 - tomanydiscos (08/28/2012) [-]
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks 'So what're ya having?'

Do you know what the duck says?

Nothing, because it's a duck you retarded ******* cunt!
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