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User avatar #308 - commanderbunbun (08/29/2012) [-]
what's red and smell's like paint?


red paint
User avatar #307 - zwallace (08/29/2012) [-]
What is green and has wheels?


Grass, i lied about the wheels
#306 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
What's green and if it falls out of a tree can kill you




A pool table
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User avatar #303 - shannonbitt (08/29/2012) [-]
Why did Susie fall off the swing?


She had no arms.


Knock, knock.


(Who's there?)


Not Susie.
#301 - ZakyNine (08/28/2012) [-]
What's more fun than swinging a baby on a rope?










Stopping it with a shovel
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#298 - drunkpandaturtle (08/28/2012) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?   
Nail its other hand to the ground.   
   
How many babies does it take to paint a house?   
Depends how hard you throw them.   
   
What did the homeless, armless boy get for Christmas?    
Cancer.   
What did the homeless, armless, cancerous boy get for his Birthday?   
Nothing, he didn't live that long.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the ground.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless, armless boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the homeless, armless, cancerous boy get for his Birthday?
Nothing, he didn't live that long.

#336 to #298 - kronicsmurf (08/29/2012) [-]
How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole?   
You throw a javelin through its head.   
   
Whats the difference between a dead baby and Ferrari?   
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.   
   
Whats the difference between a truck load of babies, and a truck load of bowling balls?   
You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.   
   
What do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean, without any arms and legs?   
						******					.   
   
Whats worse then a pile of dead babies?   
Theres an alive one at the bottom.   
   
Want to know whats worse?   
He has to eat his way out.   
   
Want to know whats worse?   
He goes back for seconds.
How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole?
You throw a javelin through its head.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and Ferrari?
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a truck load of babies, and a truck load of bowling balls?
You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean, without any arms and legs?
****** .

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies?
Theres an alive one at the bottom.

Want to know whats worse?
He has to eat his way out.

Want to know whats worse?
He goes back for seconds.
#300 to #298 - ZakyNine (08/28/2012) [-]
damn, you stole my joke
User avatar #296 - herblegerble ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
How do you stop your dog from ******* your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's dick.
How do you know if your dog is gay?

It's dick tastes like dog **** .
User avatar #291 - babyjesuspwnage (08/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews?

Boy Scouts come back from their camps.
#302 to #291 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
never heard that one before...definitely not in 5th grade...
User avatar #290 - BaconHawkSammich (08/28/2012) [-]
Why was the boy sad??





He had a frog stapled to his face.
#288 - dorgan (08/28/2012) [-]
**dorgan rolls 70**
#297 to #288 - syyda (08/28/2012) [-]
**syyda rolls 54**
#286 - giocimo (08/28/2012) [-]
I loled
User avatar #280 - harrync (08/28/2012) [-]
how do you stop a baby choking?


Pull your dick out of its mouth
#278 - attractive (08/28/2012) [-]
exactly mfw the special olympics one.
exactly mfw the special olympics one.
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User avatar #295 to #292 - attractive (08/28/2012) [-]
assuming you're a dude, that is.
User avatar #293 to #292 - attractive (08/28/2012) [-]
thanks sis.
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User avatar #279 to #276 - spirox (08/28/2012) [-]
Thanks for letting us know you can read
#281 to #279 - Themajestictaco (08/28/2012) [-]
Sorry man, I'll delete if it has been posted.
User avatar #282 to #281 - spirox (08/28/2012) [-]
no problem haha just getting weary of these repeat jokes and that one was actually in the post
User avatar #271 - kikkilinu (08/28/2012) [-]
Why did little Timmy fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.
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#267 - GooseDood (08/28/2012) [-]
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

She has no arms.
User avatar #273 to #267 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/28/2012) [-]
Knock knock
#269 to #267 - GooseDood (08/28/2012) [-]
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sarah.
User avatar #274 to #269 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/28/2012) [-]
damn it, you beat me to it.
User avatar #266 - rockntroll (08/28/2012) [-]
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She was being raped in the face.
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