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#455 - lordofthenash
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#446 - regdestroy
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(08/28/2012) [-]
The frontpage. Hilarious as always.
#451 to #446 - imasupertroll
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(08/28/2012) [-]
frontpage isn't funny anymore, unless you're being sarcastic.......
#460 to #451 - regdestroy
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Perhaps next time I should make it clear that I am being sarcastic.
#444 - holyusernamebatman
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#443 - copyhunter
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(08/28/2012) [-]
how is this **** on frontpage?
#441 - manofparody
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>First time
>15 minutes
>Lie.
#445 to #441 - westonbeast
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(08/28/2012) [-]
My first time went on for 40 minutes.
I masturbated way too much.
#471 to #445 - usmcoorah
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Yeah my first beej took at least 30 minutes, and she was pretty good.
#450 to #445 - manofparody
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(08/28/2012) [-]
^This.
If this is true, he is the hero that the sexy, unadulterated, female side of gotham deserves.
#456 to #450 - westonbeast
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#459 to #456 - manofparody
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Mind if I ask you what age you lost your virginity?
#465 to #459 - westonbeast
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I'm going to be honest, even though this seems like an outright lie.
16.
#438 - Schwarzenegger
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I WANT TO TOUCH HER RECTUM
#437 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#466 to #437 - dassnasty
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(08/28/2012) [-]
That looks very uncomfortable.
#461 to #437 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Really sorry guys i don't know were this is from :p
#532 to #461 - xxDestinyxx
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Just googled it:

Courtney Cass

In full res she's actually pretty hot. The thumbnail does not do her justice.
#452 to #437 - mustachebro
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(08/28/2012) [-]
ib4 flagged.
#442 to #437 - rageisfunny
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(08/28/2012) [-]
**** bro...come on.
#436 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#434 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
pretty cute is not 8/10 :(
#429 - dirigiblequixote
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(08/28/2012) [-]
**** your ********.   
   
**** it with a syphilis-coated knife.
**** your ********.

**** it with a syphilis-coated knife.
#427 - katypower
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Senior for Jr. High
>hellyeah.jpg
>Hot History teacher
>Being me, You would mess up in class.
>Ask to get seen after class
>Was the last class for the day
>One thing leads to another and I'm on my knees stroking his cock
>lolwtfamidoing.jpg
>Start sucking on his cock.
>He lifts me up on a table
>He warns me about the pain
>He thrusts in one shot
>Mind is full of wat
>A minute passes and he starts moving
>starts to feel good
>Several minutes later he's ramming me.
>****************.jpg
>Cums¸
>Guy cums over me
-And this is the story of my first time folks.-
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Suck it.
#484 to #427 - katypower
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Yes....Yes....Hate, It is my master plan >:D
#477 to #427 - imabser
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Nope....Just nope.
Nope....Just nope.
#470 to #427 - dassnasty
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#468 to #427 - dassnasty
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Wow, you had sex with a teacher, who the **** hasn't?
#478 to #468 - usmcoorah
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(08/28/2012) [-]
..A lot of people havent.
#481 to #478 - dassnasty
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Guess it was just my school then.
#505 to #481 - koshana
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Dass nasty, *****.
#483 to #481 - usmcoorah
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(08/28/2012) [-]
lolwut.jpg
#491 to #483 - dassnasty
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(08/28/2012) [-]
My school must have hired teachers with no morals. Several of my friends and others at my school slept with some of the teachers. Way to go New Zealand.
#449 to #427 - Zentria
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#448 to #427 - nuuuuuuuuu
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(08/28/2012) [-]
i can tell you are lying not just because this sounds absolutely ridiculous, but you missed the part when a girl loses her virginity the hymen is broken and blood is discharged and its supposed to hurt especially at 14

1/10 get your facts straight
#474 to #448 - thegirlyoudespise
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(08/28/2012) [-]
you can bust your hymen doing many things, including using a tampon, horse back riding ect..
#495 to #474 - nuuuuuuuuu
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(08/28/2012) [-]
good point
#480 to #474 - imabser
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Don't you mean horse black riding.
#454 to #448 - dengekisushi
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(08/28/2012) [-]
The hymen isn't always broken during a girl's first time, though--it can be broken by something not even close to having sex.

Just thought I'd let you know...
#502 to #454 - nuuuuuuuuu
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(08/28/2012) [-]
yeah, just figured that out. The story is still ridiculous though
#737 to #502 - dengekisushi
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(08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, and just flat-out disgusting--whether it's true or not.
#453 to #448 - katypower
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>He warns me about the pain
>He thrusts in one shot
>Mind is full of wat

People tend to block that part out. And I'm not gonna write a novel.
#424 - greycircus
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>be 16 year old virgin.
>no friends
>browse Funnyjunk
yep that's me and my boring life.
#422 - dengekisushi
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(08/28/2012) [-]
> be me
> 20-year-old virgin
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>

Yeah, I'm still waiting to fill those lines.
#401 - skarloth
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(08/28/2012) [-]
**skarloth rolled user zemchy **
#400 - aretoast
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(08/28/2012) [-]
**aretoast rolled a random image posted in comment #200 at Butt Face ** true purpose of the party picking up
#420 to #400 - theturtletrolley
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Spiderman filmed them doing it and showed everyone?
#416 to #400 - blackswat
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(08/28/2012) [-]
oh someone was recording lol nice roll thats where it's going
#398 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Doomguy calls ********. Doomguy is readying his chainsaw for you.
#384 - ghostlypresence
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(08/28/2012) [-]
**ghostlypresence rolled a random image posted in comment #231 at I am the 1% ** What they really did in that room . .
**ghostlypresence rolled a random image posted in comment #231 at I am the 1% ** What they really did in that room . .
#373 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
This is probably the worst "green text" story I've ever read.
>>me losing my virginity made this party aweseme
You write like a ******* 12 year old.
#365 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 15
>Last Friday night
>At friends
>friends downstairs
>I'm with girlfriend
>go into room lock door
>sexy time
>we hear them come upstairs
>doorknob is wiggled
>they kick door open
>pull off blankets
>then jump on top of us
>why god.....why....
#364 - excusethatguy
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(08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Asian bitch wants my cock
>**** her like 3 times over the course of like 2 months
>meet beautiful white lady with volleyball ass
>Thinks i'm cute
>ask her out
>relationship of a year and a half
>IN ******* LOVE
>Leaves me because finds out of Asian girl