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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#538 - imyournewdad
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mfw all this porn
#537 - unclegloops
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#535 - valabigballs
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**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #53522 at Slice of Life thread II **
>be born
>be awesome
#534 - dampotatos
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#533 - oniguru
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>Be 10
>Watching Pokemon before school
>Leave for school
>My journey begins as the rain begins to get all torrential n ****
>I attempt to hitchhike not knowing what I'm doing
>Guy picks me up in a car
>Realize it's my friends dad
>He tells me 9/11 was an inside job
>Iwasrightallalong.jpg
>Things get quiet
>Too quiet
>I feel a spaghetti comin on
>Tell him I have to use the bathroom
>He says okay and let's me out at the school
>Tryin to rush to the bathroom but Spaghetti is starting to slide from my pockets
>Get to the bathroom and spaghetti and treats burst from my fanny pack
>I began to creep down to the nurses office
>But everyone starts pelting me with paper and ****
>When I get there I open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#555 to #533 - mkaymkay
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#546 to #533 - originalrider
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Comment Picture
#536 to #533 - imyournewdad
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#528 - babydonthurtme
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#526 - anon id: 80caec7a
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So you had disappointing half-drunken sex with a girl you just met and might not ever see again in your brother's house.

Seriously though, only 15 minutes? That's gotta be the most disappointing first sexual experience story I've ever heard. Ever.
User avatar #518 - illburnyou
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Why is there so much porn in the comment section today?
User avatar #542 to #518 - phunkyzilla
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Some guy got banned and he thinks "I'll make a difference by doing the same thing I was banned for!"
#541 to #518 - anon id: 9255323a
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Butthurt banned people.
#525 to #518 - bigbawser
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Comment Picture
#523 to #518 - lotlizard
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#515 - DremoraValkynaz
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#510 - have
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I like your username OP
I like your username OP
#521 to #510 - lostwoodskid
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I had to check and I too agree.
I had to check and I too agree.
#499 - reptarrawr
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#482 - usmcoorah
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#509 to #482 - rauz
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#489 to #482 - lolfire
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Did you ever find it ?
#519 to #489 - around
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#496 to #489 - anon id: c5a3f47f
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i lol'd
#487 to #482 - tomanydiscos
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#494 to #487 - usmcoorah
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#498 to #494 - tomanydiscos
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#473 - lettuz
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>Be 4am
>Surfing the web
>Decide to fap
>Mom wakes up from loud fapping noises and walks into my room
>***********.png
>Finish onto her eyes
>Temporarily blinded, I have time to escape
>Jump through window
>Fall three stories and land on my dick
>Bounce off massive cock and get launched into space
>See a nearby astronaut and wave for help
>Forgot that I'm a ******, he can't see me in space
>Die
>My remains burst into magnificent amounts of sperm
>Sperm gathers and forms a protostar
>Star grows and creates a solar system of its own
>Humans colonize my planets
>I later erupt into a giant spermanova
>Sperm everywhere
>The universe becomes Sperm
#522 to #473 - around
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See, the thing is, everybody knows the Internet shuts down after 2:54 am. It's common knowledge.
#501 to #473 - anon id: 66dd894f
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was funny all the way to ***********.png
User avatar #500 to #473 - trolljunkusa
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I don't know why anyones thumbing you down, this was ******* awesome
#524 to #500 - lostwoodskid
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maybe because this copypasta is a year old herp ************* derp.
maybe because this copypasta is a year old herp ************* derp.
#469 - imabser
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<Jizzinmypants.jpg
#467 - imabser
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<Batman, and me in a costume are offended sir.
#464 - dirtyharold
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shes load as ****
shes load as ****
#463 - casadue
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#472 to #463 - anon id: 09529574
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>super ******* beta
>excuse
>excuse #2
>it's the same for everyone else
>excuse #3
>y rnt i have sex yet??
#488 to #472 - casadue
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User avatar #514 to #488 - bigmanfifty
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what country?
#462 - dirtyharold
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shes load as ****
shes load as ****
#457 - hole
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>whispers in my ear, "yes"
>jizzinmypants.jpg
#572 to #457 - jxj
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In more way's then one!