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User avatar #5121346 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
trading all dupes for uniques
User avatar #5121345 - samlake (05/04/2015) [-]
trading scribes for egg hoarders
#5121341 - hongkongdingdong (05/04/2015) [-]
what i do to deserve this
i didnt evne do nuthin
User avatar #5121342 to #5121341 - samlake (05/04/2015) [-]
tbh your birth is reason enough to remove you
#5121343 to #5121342 - hongkongdingdong (05/04/2015) [-]
o ya i forgot lol
User avatar #5121336 - izzylou (05/04/2015) [-]
trading for some red blue neon coral fish :3 (8 )
User avatar #5121348 to #5121336 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #5121349 to #5121348 - izzylou (05/04/2015) [-]
thank you i got my cat !
User avatar #5121355 to #5121349 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
what are you looking for now?
User avatar #5121357 to #5121355 - izzylou (05/04/2015) [-]
fabulous badges and demonic badges. and 80 ish mustard/ ketchup and sour cherries
User avatar #5121350 to #5121349 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121332 - drzed (05/04/2015) [-]
Morning everyone

Buying fabulous wine
User avatar #5121333 to #5121332 - drzed (05/04/2015) [-]
aw crap

meant fabulous potions
User avatar #5121303 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
how many did u get donor?
User avatar #5121314 to #5121303 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
#5121301 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
Buying things
User avatar #5121311 to #5121301 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121299 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
whoever writes me the best 3+pg. paper on the dangers of hydrofracking
gets all my weed
User avatar #5121300 to #5121299 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
with sources and citations
#5121289 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
**abject used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**abject rolls 25** first dubs gets 1 of these
User avatar #5121297 to #5121289 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
**donor used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**donor rolls 14**
User avatar #5121294 to #5121289 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
**swordguyoxd used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**swordguyoxd rolls 69**
User avatar #5121292 to #5121289 - caucasianblackbear (05/04/2015) [-]
**caucasianblackbear used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**caucasianblackbear rolls 88** applesauce couldn't taste so good
User avatar #5121293 to #5121292 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
well that was fast
User avatar #5121296 to #5121293 - caucasianblackbear (05/04/2015) [-]
Thanks applesauce bby
User avatar #5121298 to #5121296 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121295 to #5121293 - caucasianblackbear (05/04/2015) [-]
It's the power of the applesauce
User avatar #5121284 - caucasianblackbear (05/04/2015) [-]
What a day
#5121283 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
Alright items. This will be my final words on the subject before I disappear for the month that admin wants me to wait before I talk to him about unbanning accounts. Though I hope that he has a change of heart for those that weren't me in the mean time.

Again, I'm sorry to all those people who got banned because of me anonymousperson, godgem, nneerrdd, bankofpayne, phalos, ffaaggoott , and I'm sorry for the drama brought to the board today. I hope to get those accounts unbanned, so that no one suffers for the stupidity on my part. I had done it as a joke, but admin doesn't see it as a joke and is taking it very seriously. I don't blame him for that. This is his site, and I broke what he set as rules, even if it was unintentional. I don't know exactly what happened while I was gone that he posted about possibly stopping items, but I would hate to see that happen. I've been on this site for many years, living through the time warp and going back to the original white site (couldn't find a picture of that). I've been here for a long time, and I've enjoyed my time. I'll be sad to go, but it's my time to leave. Thank you everyone on items for making the past few years of funnyjunk a bit better, even the people that I had disagreements and arguments with on a regular basis. I'll miss you all. Maybe someday, I'll be able to come back and enjoy the site again, but I don't think admin will ever unban me and I'm not going to go around him and use a different ip for different accounts besides this one that I'm using to talk to him.

So long, and thanks for all the fish laughs.
User avatar #5121302 to #5121283 - lub (05/04/2015) [-]
admin is a poop
this is haiku
sad to see you go
User avatar #5121279 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
why am I not banned?
and what did I miss
User avatar #5121280 to #5121279 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
You never logged into anonymousperson. Only IPs on that account are. (It's nneerrdd)
User avatar #5121281 to #5121280 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
I did tho
User avatar #5121287 to #5121281 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
if you actually did you should delete these comments...
User avatar #5121290 to #5121287 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Like he wouldn't make up some other rule to ban him...
User avatar #5121288 to #5121287 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
like addy can't see deleted comments :o
User avatar #5121291 to #5121288 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
im sure he can get them, but if theyre initially hidden and he has to manually uncover them, it would just be safer to delete them
User avatar #5121282 to #5121281 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Then. Idk, but careful, apparently account sharing isn't allowed anymore now that landmines is gone
User avatar #5121285 to #5121282 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
lel it's that time of addy again :0
User avatar #5121286 to #5121285 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
7 account permabanned, 3 of which only shared an IP with me, not an account. But Admin is a child and has to make up rules as he goes along so he can win. That's probably why his site is failing, he can't even handle a simple misunderstanding.
User avatar #5121276 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
Alrighty, I am going to log off now and get ready to go home.
Hope you all have a good day, despite the issues going on.
See you all later <3
User avatar #5121256 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Landmines, one of the biggest shared accounts in the game, gets an item named after it, but an account that actually helps the community gets banned for account sharing. Lmfao, wow
#5121261 to #5121258 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
It's better just to stay out of it slash.
User avatar #5121262 to #5121261 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
I'll stay out of it. admin does not like me already
#5121264 to #5121262 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he hates me now. So I'm just staying clear of him for a while. Really only logged in here to see if anyone had asked any questions or anything. Last thing I wanna do is make it worse.
User avatar #5121260 to #5121258 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
8 accounts permabanned
User avatar #5121257 to #5121256 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
could you please let this die? it's bad enough it happened but with people bitching about it, it's just going to bring more trouble for those of us not wanting issues. We love this game, it does suck that the accounts got banned and I'm sure after a while they will be free again.
User avatar #5121259 to #5121257 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
It will stop when he unbans us. Or bans everyone. Everyone account shared before, therefore they deserve a ban.
User avatar #5121266 to #5121259 - charpmike (05/04/2015) [-]
can you list all of the banned accounts (and the length of the bans) in one reply for convenience? right now it's hard for the rest of us to piece together exactly who was banned
#5121269 to #5121266 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
luluwho, 72 hours, unrelated
singcastratoforme (me) lifetime
because of my fuckup:

As far as I know, that's everyone banned.
User avatar #5121272 to #5121269 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
i'm blaming lulwho for this
#5121273 to #5121272 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm not really sure what happened there. Haven't talked to her. Just know that her ban is shorter, and that it wasn't related to myself and the others.
User avatar #5121687 to #5121273 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
He read a JOKE between sing and anonperson when anon wasn't even here yet, and insist that they were really hijacking anonpersons account which makes no sense at all. They are BFFs and sing was pulling anons leg. Anon gave sing the pass a long time ago because they are BFFS. The admin of FJ can't even read this conversation or realize it's meaning long enough to see it was A JOKE. Just went off and completely went berzerko over it... NO one was hijacking anything, no one was cheating, no one called anyone to have him spammed and HE JUST WON"T LISTEN TO THE TRUTH. Any further attempt to get him to understand will only give him another fit. As long as he hurts instead of helping his people this website really won't survive. The people banned are all good people who did nothing bad. The trouble makers that harrassed and abused lu until she got upset and asked addy ONE TIME for his help, are of course not banned at all. These poor guys were permabanned for joking on funnyjunk, MY GOD !!!
User avatar #5121274 to #5121273 - slashtrey (05/04/2015) [-]
she pissed admin off and made him come to the board where he banned people cause he was mad
#5121275 to #5121274 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
That is actually somewhat logical....dammit lulu.
User avatar #5121688 to #5121275 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
SHE IS SO SORRY SHE USED A CONTACT FORM about abuse/harrassment to ask for help from abuse and harrassment. SORRY !!! EVERYTHING after that is just one bib mistake after another until all hell broke loose. Addy won't even listen to reason OR THE TRUTH. HE WONT" EVEN go back and read the converstation between sing and lulu about anons profile long enough to understand that THEY WERE KIDDING ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE THAT, KIDDING ON FJ. OH GOD WHY WON"T HE WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH
#5121277 to #5121275 - illtryagain (05/04/2015) [-]
i promise that was a joke luluwho, i brought this on myself.
User avatar #5121689 to #5121277 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
Don't worry, she loves you all and would never ask that anyone be banned LLAP
User avatar #5121267 to #5121266 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]


#5121691 to #5121267 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
LULU IS SO SORRY ANONPERSON One minute they were playing and joking, then she went to ask addy for some help, then he banned her saying she asked him to ban drk but she did NOT say that. She had no idea for any sane reason that things would get so horribly fucked up. All she did was ask for help, and now addy thinks she called people to spam him because all her wonderful, wonderful friends tried to tell addy it was a mistake because they love her She loves them always and will never forget that they tried to talk to addy while she was gone to the hospital with her husband. It's a sad sad misunderstanding that she just can't figure out how to make it right without making things worse. She loves you anonperson, and sing and py and all of you so much She's just gotta take a break now and lay down, take care and LLAP
User avatar #5121686 to #5121267 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121263 to #5121259 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
When you say everyone, you lie. I've never shared an account before. No one but myself has ever been on mine.
Which account are you? I don't recognize that name.
User avatar #5121265 to #5121263 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Nneerrdd. 90% of people have logged onto an account that another person has been on. BAN THEM ALL. IT'S THE RULE ALL THE SUDDEN.
User avatar #5121270 to #5121265 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #5121271 to #5121270 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
He's like a 6 year old. Makes up the rules as he goes a long so he always wins.
User avatar #5121242 to #5121238 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
yay it's fayn!
User avatar #5121244 to #5121243 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
How are you? I've missed you
User avatar #5121245 to #5121244 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm meh. Water gets shut off Wednesday so that's fun
User avatar #5121246 to #5121245 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #5121247 to #5121246 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
It's not like it hasn't happened before
User avatar #5121248 to #5121247 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
yeah, but still. I feel bad, I would help if I could
what you been up to? Glad you were able to stop by here at items for a bit nice post btw, got a good laugh at the laughs lol
User avatar #5121249 to #5121248 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
I've been moderating a lot, hanging in backroom on my down time
User avatar #5121250 to #5121249 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
I've peaked in the back room board. Didn't see anyone I knew and you weren't posting so I left.
I'm just idly collecting tokens and stuff. Trying to stay awake lol I'm so tired.
Peanut *what my mom had nicknamed the baby* isn't happy.
User avatar #5121251 to #5121250 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
Yikes. Oh! My friend went into labor this morning, I got a text at 3am haha
User avatar #5121252 to #5121251 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, I ate eggs and forgot they make me feel icky lol
I hope your friend has a healthy labor
User avatar #5121253 to #5121252 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
I hope so too, I dunno anything about babies

Hope you feel better soon
User avatar #5121254 to #5121253 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm sure she's fine
And thanks, me too!
Not sure where it's coming from but I just started feeling icky and need to nap >.<
User avatar #5121255 to #5121254 - lightspeedtooslow (05/04/2015) [-]
Rest well ^^
#5121226 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121225 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
8 accounts are permabanned even though only 4 account shared. All because Admin doesn't know how to properly handle a situation. He has never, ever, given a shit about shared accounts. Hell, he even named an item after landmines, one of the biggest shared accounts the game ever saw. So who knows why he decided now to make up this rule. Shut the game down, just shows how you can't even handle the smallest situation.
User avatar #5121231 to #5121225 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
what did I miss? O.o
User avatar #5121233 to #5121231 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
some shit
User avatar #5121234 to #5121233 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
apparently I missed something since I logged off last night.
Do I want to know what happened?
User avatar #5121237 to #5121234 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Myitems logged onto anons account and faked hijacking it (anon knew it was a joke) and now Admin has banned all accounts who shared an IP with anyone who logged on anons account because all the sudden shared account are against rules, but they weren't when Admin was partying with the MULTIPLE people on landmines
User avatar #5121239 to #5121237 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #5121240 to #5121239 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
And now he's threatening to shut down items because he can't handle a small misunderstanding
User avatar #5121235 to #5121234 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
scroll down to find out, though it might've spilled onto page 2 by now
User avatar #5121223 - ladyfantabulous (05/04/2015) [-]
Abject! what are you doing? Thank you so much
User avatar #5121232 to #5121223 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
abject is love <3
User avatar #5121241 to #5121232 - ladyfantabulous (05/04/2015) [-]
And life too
User avatar #5121224 to #5121223 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
quitting, slowly bleeding myself of these items
User avatar #5121229 to #5121224 - knightems (05/04/2015) [-]
thanks man, I screenshotted in case you change your mind really nice of you though!
User avatar #5121230 to #5121229 - abject (05/04/2015) [-]
no problem
User avatar #5121236 to #5121230 - pyrain (05/04/2015) [-]
yay potate XD
User avatar #5121221 - knightems (05/04/2015) [-]
Selling everything for toads! Also buying for 20 FJ points each! Thanks!
User avatar #5121218 - fuiuki (05/04/2015) [-]
ladyfantablous I'll sell my soul to repay your generousity, thank fuuuuck! holy shit that's a lot of toasts...
User avatar #5121227 to #5121218 - fuiuki (05/04/2015) [-]
abject I offer only my soul to lady I'm afraid, but I have spare organs... really, thank you tons! thats a lot too, oh man oh man!
User avatar #5121222 to #5121218 - ladyfantabulous (05/04/2015) [-]
No worries You leave that soul right where it is
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