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User avatar #5113730 - retrochris (04/14/2015) [-]
stickied by retrochris
Update 4/14/15 (as soon as addy launches it):
-100 lottery of fortune tickets or 100 Lottery tickets combined will get you a new ticket.
-For something indescribable, combine: Demonic Pony Bones1*,Inverted Pony Abomination1*,Pony Abomination1,Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Jeweled Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Fried Chicken Egg250,Napalm Pony Pet5,Pony Figurine1*,Pony Piss Beer100,Shot Of Pony Blood100,Shot Of Pony Snot100,Glass Of Pony Semen100 (*=not getting destroyed)
-New statue dropping, you will notice ande what you have to do.
-1 Extremely Rare and Popular Item will drop
-2new very popular One stacks. Guaranteed.
-I set Luck tickets to start dropping now.... no scedule but finally they get avaliable :/
FJ alien contest #6 ---> www.funnyjunk.com/items/5113376#5113376
-Korean Checks will drop more frequently and stolen admin chest wille combinable with loads and loads and loads of stuff inside.
-New chest/key drops, but you have to go fast for this one c:

#5120567 - singcastratoforme (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna have to get a night job just so I can be home during the day when people are on...
#5120566 - singcastratoforme (2 hours ago) [-]
What's a good clean coal to token ratio?
#5120565 - singcastratoforme (3 hours ago) [-]
Anyone wanna buy a weed?
#5120560 - singcastratoforme (3 hours ago) [-]
Hey shedrule, what statues are you after?
User avatar #5120561 to #5120560 - shedrule ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
all them except toast
#5120562 to #5120561 - singcastratoforme (3 hours ago) [-]
So wyrm admin and all the new ones?
User avatar #5120563 to #5120562 - shedrule ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
wyrm, admin, mephisto, hot dog and sky dragon
#5120564 to #5120563 - singcastratoforme (3 hours ago) [-]
I forgot mephisto even existed. Well I've got a hot dog and a few wyrm if you wanna buy them. I'll keep trying to get em for you too. Lookin for tokens
#5120559 - singcastratoforme (4 hours ago) [-]
How many tokens do you reckon I'll need to reach my 15 million rits target?
User avatar #5120568 to #5120559 - charpmike ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
~22 million
User avatar #5120558 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Buying

Milk
Yummy Apples
Chocolate Chips
Pumpkins
Tomatoes
Bananas
Strawberries
Pony Poop
Gears
Demonic/Angelic Badges
#5120557 - singcastratoforme (4 hours ago) [-]
WHY CAN'T I EVER PICK UP MORE THAN ONE OF SOMETHING AT A TIME
#5120556 - donor (4 hours ago) [-]
Buying uniques :0
#5120550 - singcastratoforme (5 hours ago) [-]
Donor.

bubblegum to token and cinderella to token ratios?
User avatar #5120552 to #5120550 - donor (4 hours ago) [-]
dunno everyone values the weeds differently but I would ask 300-400 each
#5120554 to #5120552 - singcastratoforme (4 hours ago) [-]
Alright, that sounds more reasonable. Was getting offered 10, 500's and that just seemed really low. 400 25's would be more like 20 though so that makes more sense.
#5120549 - singcastratoforme (5 hours ago) [-]
Sup ass cum lickers
User avatar #5120546 - dende (5 hours ago) [-]
Was the bone reanimation graphic changed with that last update?
User avatar #5120547 to #5120546 - donor (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so
User avatar #5120548 to #5120547 - dende (5 hours ago) [-]
Guess I'm just tired then
They look a lot more detailed now or something
User avatar #5120553 to #5120548 - donor (4 hours ago) [-]
the bigger one always looked more detailed
User avatar #5120555 to #5120553 - donor (4 hours ago) [-]
just like the plant gambler and Tree Monster Summoning Page
#5120545 - giggas ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
#5120534 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
an ItemMemeBag :o
#5120537 to #5120536 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
a Retro-Scrib
User avatar #5120540 to #5120538 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
But yeah
You didn't think you'd be able to use that bag forever o:
User avatar #5120541 to #5120540 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
I was wondering if I could get another thing from it before it broke :o
User avatar #5120542 to #5120541 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
What would a good gem recipe to korean check ratio be?

Also food item to pet crate ratio?
User avatar #5120543 to #5120542 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
I pay 5k points for them so 5 recipes
and something between 1:1 and 3:2 (food:crate)
User avatar #5120544 to #5120543 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
Thanks bby
Just got 2 checks for 7 recipes
User avatar #5120539 to #5120538 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
o:
User avatar #5120535 to #5120534 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
o:

Also I just got a fastspace thanks to those fast keys that dropped while you were doing that
User avatar #5120528 - giggas ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
SELLING EVERYTHING almost FOR TOKENS!!!
Also uniques..
User avatar #5120524 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Good Morning donor
User avatar #5120551 to #5120524 - mayorman (4 hours ago) [-]
you have spare four way. gibs?

what are you interested in?
User avatar #5120525 to #5120524 - donor (7 hours ago) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #5120526 to #5120525 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
c:
User avatar #5120512 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
Buying little greens

Since I can't buy anything else
User avatar #5120513 to #5120512 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
What are they good for, sad sack ?
User avatar #5120514 to #5120513 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
They are my babies c:
User avatar #5120517 to #5120514 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Thank You
User avatar #5120518 to #5120517 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
<3

I need to make a list of who has what pet so I can send them periodically
User avatar #5120519 to #5120518 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Nice idea ... I'm having emo problems now, LGs are rare and I'm 4th in line to own the most little green babies, and there is a craft that requires them.
User avatar #5120520 to #5120519 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
Is there something that requires them?
User avatar #5120521 to #5120520 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I just can't remember what and how many
User avatar #5120522 to #5120521 - dende (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't think there is, cause I haven't reduced the number of Little Greens I have ever
User avatar #5120523 to #5120522 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Hmmmmm... I'll have to be sure.
User avatar #5120515 to #5120514 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
Awwww
User avatar #5120473 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
And there goes my 112 correct answers streak on trivia crack. It was fun while it lasted. All ruined because I didn't know what a toilet on a ship was called.
User avatar #5120511 to #5120473 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Link Please ?
User avatar #5120491 to #5120473 - nneerrdd ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
what is it called?
User avatar #5120497 to #5120492 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
I knew that one, lol .... here you go "What's the toilet called in Great Briton?"
User avatar #5120500 to #5120497 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
My best friend is british. He usually calls it the loo lol so I don't know if that's right. He always gets a kick out of saying there's a reason the Louvre sounds so similar.
User avatar #5120502 to #5120500 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
That man does NOT appreciate Art, lol
User avatar #5120504 to #5120502 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
lol no he does not. I'm not going to be surprised at all if he's going to be a leading physicist some day. He's already won awards in college and has internships lined up in California and Geneva.
User avatar #5120506 to #5120504 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #5120501 to #5120500 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
CORRECT
User avatar #5120503 to #5120501 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
According to my trivial pursuit cards on my table next to me, what animal is responsible for the most human deaths each year?
User avatar #5120508 to #5120503 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Ever see that commercial where the squirrels high five each other after causing a wreck ? Car Insurance Co. wants us to go ahead and run them down, lol.
#5120505 to #5120503 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
EZ... Squirrels (Car Wrecks)
User avatar #5120507 to #5120505 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
The squirrels where I live are scrawnier than tara reid. They probably don't have the caloric intake required to create the energy necessary to run in front of cars.
User avatar #5120510 to #5120507 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
I'd believe it. The birds are in on it too. Either that or they are suicidal.
User avatar #5120516 to #5120510 - luluwho (7 hours ago) [-]
LOL
User avatar #5120509 to #5120507 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Ha Ha
User avatar #5120493 to #5120492 - nneerrdd ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
wtf
User avatar #5120498 to #5120493 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
"Gotta hit the head" You've heard that one before, lol.
#5120477 to #5120473 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
head.

thank you ncis
User avatar #5120484 to #5120477 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
It's gonna be ok. I still have my 16 win streak for now.
User avatar #5120476 to #5120473 - hibyeman (8 hours ago) [-]
latrine?
User avatar #5120499 to #5120476 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Latrine is ARMY
User avatar #5120479 to #5120476 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
Apparently, it is called "the head". Probably means bathroom in general. I am not a nautical man.
User avatar #5120482 to #5120479 - hibyeman (8 hours ago) [-]
prob cause some retarded sailor with 2 teeth accidentally put his head in a toilet and started callin it that
#5120486 to #5120482 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
It's actually stupider than that apparently.

The head (or heads) is a ship's toilet. The name derives from sailing ships in which the toilet area for the regular sailors was placed at the head or bow of the ship.
User avatar #5120495 to #5120486 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
Not even spiderman's origin story was that boring.
#5120496 to #5120495 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could thumb this twice.
User avatar #5120483 to #5120482 - caucasianblackbear (8 hours ago) [-]
They are sailors after all. Perhaps a different kind of head goes in and out their bums.






If you know what I mean
#5120459 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
So I take it since I picked up all 8 of those candy jack scrolls are useless now?
User avatar #5120460 to #5120459 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Not if you don't have both a candy jack and a scroll for uniques.
#5120461 to #5120460 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
I mean it's not gonna be an easy thing for me to sell
User avatar #5120463 to #5120461 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Check new players, it's 2 great looking items if they dont' have it already.
#5120465 to #5120463 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
See if that works....
#5120464 to #5120463 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
HEY NEW PLAYERS COME BUY THESE THINGS
User avatar #5120527 to #5120464 - drzed (7 hours ago) [-]
how much?
#5120472 to #5120464 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
If your advertising a pretty and/or interesting item, it's helpful to post a picture since new players don't know what the item looks like.
If your advertising a pretty and/or interesting item, it's helpful to post a picture since new players don't know what the item looks like.
#5120474 to #5120472 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
Hm, that's true. It's okay. Dende is buying them.


fucking tard is paying 12 500's each for them
User avatar #5120478 to #5120474 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Must be a favorite item of his, it does happen
#5120480 to #5120478 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
Nah, he won't actually buy them for that lol
User avatar #5120485 to #5120480 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
But I just sent, lol. It take 10K points to make a candyjack, he's actually worth it, but not the scroll
#5120488 to #5120485 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
just sent what?
User avatar #5120489 to #5120488 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
Duh, that trade you just clued me in on, lol
#5120490 to #5120489 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
ooooooooo. He's gonna love it.
User avatar #5120494 to #5120490 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
He loved to decline it, lol
User avatar #5120467 to #5120464 - dende (8 hours ago) [-]
Alright
User avatar #5120487 to #5120467 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry bro, I couldn't resist, lol
#5120468 to #5120467 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
It's gonna cost you 12 500 tokens a piece or the equivelent

everyone come scam dende out of stuff. He's a stupid new player.
User avatar #5120481 to #5120468 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
K, thanx
User avatar #5120469 to #5120468 - dende (8 hours ago) [-]
What's that weird blue eye thing in your comment c:

And sure, just send c:
#5120470 to #5120469 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, only older players can see it dende.
User avatar #5120466 to #5120464 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
LOL
#5120449 - singcastratoforme (8 hours ago) [-]
I feel like when you get the someone else has already picked this up message it should be changed to show the guy with the fishing pole saying "gotta be faster than that"
User avatar #5120462 to #5120449 - luluwho (8 hours ago) [-]
YEAH
User avatar #5120436 - charpmike ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
selling my polar light weed for gem recipes
User avatar #5120446 to #5120436 - charpmike ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
also selling 2 korean checks for recipes (and/or my level 4 luck ticket but would need a ton for that)
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User avatar #5120447 to #5120446 - dende (8 hours ago) [-]
How many recipes for the checks?
User avatar #5120451 to #5120447 - charpmike ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
4 for 1 or 7 for 2
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