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#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
I would say war, and as war i mean lets HAVE MORE WAR
#31 - fuckinirohman (08/23/2012) [-]
If I had one wish (other than a million wishes) I think it would be to have the ability, resources, and security to build my own mechsuit. Then I'd fly overseas and end the wars myself!
#58 to #31 - ponyfcker (08/23/2012) [-]
Mine would be the nano suit.
#68 to #58 - darthblam ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
The nano suit can't fly.

But if we're talking about any kind of mechanical battle suits.. I'd prefer a Spartan's Mjolnir suit along with their genetic/technological enhancements... without having to go through the process of getting them of course...
#195 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
Why use a suit, when you could be augmented?
User avatar #203 to #195 - granate (08/23/2012) [-]
Because he doesn't have much armor? DUUUUUH
#70 to #68 - ponyfcker (08/23/2012) [-]
The nano  suit may not be able to fly, however with maximum armor you can still fall great distances without harming yourself. With the nano catalyst, "controlled falling" you can still fall while in control of where your falling.
The nano suit may not be able to fly, however with maximum armor you can still fall great distances without harming yourself. With the nano catalyst, "controlled falling" you can still fall while in control of where your falling.
#38 to #31 - intimeaux (08/23/2012) [-]
So..Iron Man.
#76 to #38 - fuckinirohman (08/23/2012) [-]
Yes basically.  Though I'd change the helmet so that no facial features are visible, just a blank slate of armor (sensors and cameras to orient/ survey environment what have you).  I think that it would creep out an enemy force more?  Unfortunately, I can't do math enough for FJ items, so yeah.  I'd ad in a feature to the suit that makes it adept at hand to hand combat, and I'd ad in a portal-gun like device.   
   
Also when not fighting, it would be a blast to just 						****					 with people.
Yes basically. Though I'd change the helmet so that no facial features are visible, just a blank slate of armor (sensors and cameras to orient/ survey environment what have you). I think that it would creep out an enemy force more? Unfortunately, I can't do math enough for FJ items, so yeah. I'd ad in a feature to the suit that makes it adept at hand to hand combat, and I'd ad in a portal-gun like device.

Also when not fighting, it would be a blast to just **** with people.
#30 - sathrax (08/23/2012) [-]
if every girl was a ginger I'd be in heaven.
#33 to #30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #24 - ariplayer (08/23/2012) [-]
poverty. solving that will solve drugs/gangs and get more balance and equilibrium in the poor countries where lots of problems are
User avatar #63 to #24 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
but if everyone was well off they'd have more kids and more kids would require more jobs than the past generation will leave behind when they die meaning that either new jobs will have to be made at the same rate as children are being produced to fill them or joblessness and poverty will return :I

You can't really solve poverty... it's what happens when a population has reached a growth limit...
User avatar #240 to #63 - ariplayer (08/23/2012) [-]
no you are wrong. in europe, where poverty is not very common they dont have alot of childeren. the people in poor countries make more childeren so their kids can take care of them/make money for them and such.
User avatar #247 to #240 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
you think poverty isn't common in europe...

oh and they have lots of kids in poor countries because they live off welfare... They're just playing the odds some children live to adulthood.

It's not birthrate, but death rate you need to look at in poorer countries.
User avatar #248 to #247 - ariplayer (08/23/2012) [-]
you have a point there
User avatar #22 - KayRed (08/23/2012) [-]
My hair is so dark, that I only realized recently that I am a redhead, I feel a connection with gingers now.
#23 to #22 - grahamsayshi (08/23/2012) [-]
Is that why Red is in your username then?
User avatar #25 to #23 - KayRed (08/23/2012) [-]
No, first syllable of my last name is Read (Past tense, as in "I already read the book", so I just shortened it to "Red" easier to get the pronunciation right.
#26 to #25 - grahamsayshi (08/23/2012) [-]
Nice, well, at least you had an interesting backstory to your username.

It literally took me two seconds to think of mine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - KayRed (08/23/2012) [-]
I'd hardly call it an interesting story. I consider it my internet identity, so I wanted something easy that is fits me.

Grahamsayshi isn't that bad. Though I don't understand the "Sayshi" part.
#242 to #27 - grahamsayshi (08/23/2012) [-]
As in Graham says hi.

It's not the best, but it's almost like whenever I comment on something, Iam personally greeting you with my username. :)
User avatar #246 to #242 - KayRed (08/23/2012) [-]
Ah, a dash could go a long way man.
User avatar #21 - elboludo (08/23/2012) [-]
I would want for the statefarm jingle to actually work
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
WTF happened to his hair as he started talking...
User avatar #15 - Nihatclodra (08/22/2012) [-]
At least "Everyone being Ginger" is better than Voldemort's wish... I like my nose...
User avatar #12 - jzpotter ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
I'd rather end hunger than war, cause at least that's possible.
#42 to #12 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
i feel it is more plausible to end war than end hunger, but then again either is a matter of perspective and definition.
User avatar #65 to #42 - jzpotter ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Might be more plausible, but war is human nature. No matter how perfect the world is, someone is going to find something wrong. I mean, from the dawn of time, mankind has been trying to kill each other.
#67 to #65 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
and from the dawn of life itself, everything has been hungry and humans will especially never be sated, always wanting more, but as i said before matters of perspective.
User avatar #11 - chayio ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Make it so every male being in the world simultaneously gets a raging boner at a random time
#10 - tyrathius (08/22/2012) [-]
I would turn everyone into lesbians.

Sexy lesbians.
#85 to #10 - hillko (08/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #10 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Then no one would have sex with you.
User avatar #55 to #40 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
implying tyrathius is male
User avatar #56 to #55 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
There are no females on the internet.
#74 to #56 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
True. True.
#43 to #40 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
what is that picture from
User avatar #44 to #43 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It's Lassybot-3000.
#45 to #44 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
from? (besides russia)
User avatar #46 to #45 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.
#47 to #46 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head
User avatar #48 to #47 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.
#49 to #48 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
is it on Youtube?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - caesarslegion (08/23/2012) [-]
I think so.
#34 to #10 - zsabber (08/23/2012) [-]
but then there would be no dicks!
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User avatar #13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot (08/22/2012) [-]
That's ******* genius!

We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.
User avatar #16 to #13 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that
User avatar #86 to #16 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Being lesbian doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.
User avatar #88 to #86 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
he was talking about changing everyone to sexy lesbians, no exceptions
User avatar #89 to #88 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
Shame. A rape law would be interesting.
#90 to #89 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
User avatar #92 to #90 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Clarifying last bit,

A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.
User avatar #95 to #93 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long
User avatar #29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot (08/23/2012) [-]
Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some **** ...
User avatar #32 to #29 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
that or a scientist
User avatar #253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot (08/25/2012) [-]
GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!
#39 to #32 - icytime (08/23/2012) [-]
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
User avatar #51 to #39 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the assholes
User avatar #52 to #51 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
or in this case, bitches
#19 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
vandread did it, cant be that hard
User avatar #20 to #19 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg
#9 - parralax (08/22/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #161945 at Anime & Manga **We shall change happiness! Make them suffer!
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/22/2012) [-]
I'd get rid of MLP.
User avatar #8 to #7 - enkmaster (08/22/2012) [-]
What was the point of that? To show everyone that you're an idiot?


Mission accomplished.
#28 to #8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
What if he likes war? People want that to stop.
User avatar #6 - ILoveAnette (08/22/2012) [-]
i would ******* love that
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/22/2012) [-]
The world after gingers take over...
User avatar #233 to #5 - haveagoodone (08/23/2012) [-]
1) go to this event
2) sell sun screen
3) money.
#131 to #5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/23/2012) [-]
there seems to be an opening in the red-headed league
User avatar #84 to #5 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
I think they have, or had, a show like that.
Life after people.
#4 - mutants (08/22/2012) [-]
What would happen to all the souls...? And would that mean that gingers would pick on the normal kids for having souls a couple generations down?
User avatar #2 - lightningunicorn (08/22/2012) [-]
What an evil bastard.
User avatar #1 - TropicThunder (08/22/2012) [-]
But, that would break earth because no-one would have friends!
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