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#242 - amantes
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(08/22/2012) [-]
You know you're a nerd when you have fun with this...
#239 - nigroz
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(08/22/2012) [-]
bool hasEggs = true;
int amtBottles = 1;
if(hasEggs = true)
{
amtBottles = 6;
}
#238 - BecauseISaidSo
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(08/22/2012) [-]
#234 - ilikethreetwo
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#229 - theswagmobile
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(08/22/2012) [-]
I don't get how this is about being a programmer,

but I still got the joke...
#235 to #229 - Xedan
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(08/22/2012) [-]
I suppose it's a metaphor for how specific you have to be to avoid programming errors.
#244 to #235 - theswagmobile
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(08/22/2012) [-]
I'm not really criticizing it;

just I don't know how to program.
#233 to #229 - TARDIS
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(08/22/2012) [-]
This is how a programer sees that sentence:

numberOfMilkToBye = 1;
if(haveMilk == true){
numberOfMilkToBye = 6;
}
#275 to #233 - dasixteenguy
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(08/22/2012) [-]
you forgot to declare your variables
#241 to #233 - danzey
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(08/22/2012) [-]
if(haveEggs = true)
#250 to #241 - TARDIS
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(08/22/2012) [-]
almost, if(haveEggs == true)
#230 to #229 - eryomama
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(08/22/2012) [-]
well i didnt, please explain so that I may partake in the giggles and laughter
#247 to #230 - anon
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(08/22/2012) [-]
It's is a philosophical problem:
he went to the store
1)He went to buy milk (true)
2)There were eggs (true)
3)Therefore he bought 6 bottles of milk because there were eggs
Conditional statements I believe is the reference.
#240 to #230 - theswagmobile
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(08/22/2012) [-]
Basically in that last sentence his mother didn't specify that she meant get 6 eggs. Since she didn't, it went back to the subject (milk).
#257 to #240 - gammagammalover
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(08/22/2012) [-]
exact;y, now you get it
#228 - anon
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(08/22/2012) [-]
UMMM DUH.... she said buy 6 eggs if they had them.. why is the stupidity of one so funny to you people?
#227 - nonamethewise
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(08/22/2012) [-]
And five of them were stolen.
#226 - pepemex
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(08/22/2012) [-]
More like the problem of having assburgers
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#222 - anon
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(08/22/2012) [-]
My god, the mind control....
#218 - fuckshitdick
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(08/22/2012) [-]
the computer programming class i took was so worth it to get this joke
#243 to #218 - Xedan
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(08/22/2012) [-]
You don't have to know anything about programming for this to be funny.
#248 to #243 - fuckshitdick
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(08/22/2012) [-]
it still the basics and it is still programming
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#213 - itchyhuman
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#209 - MRsir
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#205 - ccccmoney
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(08/22/2012) [-]
I swear I read this on an old joke page like 10 years ago....
#201 - tycousin
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(08/22/2012) [-]
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#198 - andrewjla
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(08/22/2012) [-]
this exact same **** was on the front page a few weeks ago...wtf newfags
#197 - hsawryt
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(08/22/2012) [-]
this joke isnt nearly as funny the fourth time it reaches the front page..
#231 to #197 - Savatage
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(08/22/2012) [-]
You can't really expect anything besides disappointment from the Frontpage
#196 - barrythebutcha
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#195 - ohthatdude
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