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User avatar #6 - fortehlulzing (08/21/2012) [-]
So...I have the biggest Jewfro ever...and:
1. Everybody loves it
2. I have a girlfriend (who loves my hair) and is okay with giving me pussy
And now I shall get all the red thumbs for number 2.
User avatar #7 to #6 - shuvel (08/21/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro,
#5 - ashinydoornob ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
and one more

P.S. sorry couldn't get rid of the red text.
#4 - ashinydoornob ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Here bro i'm on your side
#1022 to #4 - ungluedflyer (08/21/2012) [-]
#957 to #4 - baditch (08/21/2012) [-]
One time a saw girl who blended so many colors in her hair that i can only describe it as when you eat skittles for a while and you spit that grey swirly stuff into the sink. It seriously looked like that.
#928 to #4 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 73**
**anonymous rolls 73**
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#210 to #4 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
He does have dumb hair. She probably does get more pussy than him (considering he probably never got any and also never had a gf).
What she says is legit, he's just a dickless nerd.
I mean, just look at him, hahah..
#1500 to #210 - fireslushy (08/22/2012) [-]
lmao at anons just shut your whore mouth
lmao at anons just shut your whore mouth
User avatar #1173 to #210 - usernameluisdjlols (08/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#1504 to #1173 - lecherouslad (08/22/2012) [-]
reminded me of the resolution to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , where they track down internet trolls. Felicitations to you sir!
#1475 to #1173 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [-]
Too bad you can't spell guerrilla.
User avatar #1106 to #210 - dapianoman (08/21/2012) [-]
i lift 25 lbs fite me irl faget
#1029 to #210 - mittins **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#963 to #210 - baditch (08/21/2012) [-]
I think you are the bitch in the content and you came to funnyjunk just to say that.
#911 to #210 - shlongconnery **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #907 to #210 - conselasrevenge (08/21/2012) [-]
wat r u doin
#925 to #907 - staph (08/21/2012) [-]
Quit Using my name
User avatar #1094 to #925 - kanaka (08/21/2012) [-]
I have had your infection 2 times my friend. And i had your sister MRCA, she was really pussy
User avatar #932 to #925 - friendlysniff (08/21/2012) [-]
#955 to #932 - funmanigro (08/21/2012) [-]
he staph
stahp that
User avatar #961 to #955 - friendlysniff (08/21/2012) [-]
staph usin my name.
or else ill.. ill.. idrk
#974 to #961 - funmanigro (08/21/2012) [-]
tell SenorButtPlug he'll know what to do
User avatar #1027 to #974 - friendlysniff (08/21/2012) [-]
Idrk ! I summon you!
User avatar #1101 to #857 - goatexam (08/21/2012) [-]
*Yo, I haven't....bitch

sounds more like Jesse
#1218 to #1101 - candytaker (08/22/2012) [-]

More accurate spelling.
User avatar #806 to #210 - zaggystirdust (08/21/2012) [-]
I did math just to thumb you down
and I fucking hate math
User avatar #689 to #210 - thewhimsicalfox (08/21/2012) [-]
He looks like Moose from Step Up... He probably gets laid a fair bit.
#642 to #210 - darkrei (08/21/2012) [-]
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#950 to #642 - divide **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#962 to #950 - stealthblade (08/21/2012) [-]
No, he's killing Jared Leto... I must find this film!
User avatar #1467 to #962 - Natelawl (08/22/2012) [-]
wow he looks really different now. it doesn't even look like him!
User avatar #979 to #962 - doigboiger (08/21/2012) [-]
American Psycho.
#508 to #210 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
what you said is true. the only reason youre getting thumbed down is because the majority of the users on this site look like that cunt and fit the analogy youve given him
#501 to #210 - moechler (08/21/2012) [-]
I made this specially for this comment
I made this specially for this comment
#473 to #210 - furyr (08/21/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
Do you even lift?
#1533 to #1397 - alphajunk (08/26/2012) [-]
MFW pic related
#1493 to #1397 - zoidbergxxv (08/22/2012) [-]
that is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life
that is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life
#444 to #210 - kome (08/21/2012) [-]
I acctually agree 100 percent
User avatar #370 to #210 - ericbeagles (08/21/2012) [-]
Please, kill yourself.
#3 - pineapplepeople (08/21/2012) [-]
I read this like John Stewart for some reason... Probably because I'm watching The Daily Show...
#2 - ascendedwings (08/21/2012) [-]
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#1 - lemonpepsiking (08/21/2012) [-]
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