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#67 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
so he managed to took a picture of the granade falling off his hand, upload it and die?

seems ******* legit
#70 to #67 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. He was holding the pin (grenade attached) above the toilet to show everyone what he was thinking about doing.
User avatar #69 to #67 - NadoSecretAsianMan (08/21/2012) [-]
Hanging off his finger*
User avatar #66 - theugandanhero (08/21/2012) [-]
**** . I remember when I saw the post on here where all he did was talk about the grenade, and now I've seen the one where he died (pictured above). It's weird in the sense that it was a long time ago and I thought that maybe he'd survived it. It's pretty sad seeing something like this when all along you would've expected it to be a (for lack of a better word, blank) grenade, but all along, the boy was dead. Sorry for taking up comment space, I just wanted to publicly express my honest emotion in hopes that some of you feel what I feel. That is all.
User avatar #65 - joshofsouls (08/21/2012) [-]
Can someone provide a link to the article for me?
User avatar #77 to #65 - teutoburg (08/21/2012) [-]
google the title
#49 - jakeattack (08/21/2012) [-]
oh **** the date on his picture was 8/25/09 and the one on the spanish site was 8/26/09 actually was legit
User avatar #48 - demandsgayversion (08/21/2012) [-]
lol, I recognize granada and el bano, that makes this 10 times funnier than if the thing was in english.
User avatar #56 to #48 - MrSmurf (08/21/2012) [-]
That's what I thought at first too, then I translated it further and figured out he died..
#59 to #56 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
the first word says he died. how far did you have to translate?
User avatar #60 to #59 - MrSmurf (08/21/2012) [-]
At first glance, I recognized grenade and bathroom. Then I translated died. I thought that was obvious when I said. "That's what I thought at first too,..." I guess I had to be more specific for idiots like you. I apologize.
#61 to #60 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
i usually read sentences in order but i took your approach and read yours as
"idiots like you I recognized" and didnt bother to read anymore
User avatar #63 to #61 - MrSmurf (08/21/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm terribly sorry when I translate sentences in languages I'm not fluent in, I translate words I recognize first. Odd that I do that..
#64 to #63 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
well i hope you learned your lesson. have a nice day :)
User avatar #57 to #56 - demandsgayversion (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm not a cynical bastard, usually the opposite, but he kinda deserved it for being that stupid.
User avatar #47 - overrustled (08/21/2012) [-]
What does the text at the bottom say?
#52 to #47 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
Dead child put a grenade in the bathroom of his house.
Oscar Lopez Ortega, 17 years old, died from an explosion in the interior of his house. the police said it happened at 8:45 PM yesterday night blah blah blah
pretty much the summary. not exact
User avatar #53 to #52 - overrustled (08/21/2012) [-]
Oh wow.
#54 to #53 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
sorry estallar is "to burst/to explode" so the title is something like "Young person dies from grenade explosion in the bathroom of his house" That's closer to the exact translation
#29 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
A grenade isn't going to knock down a brick wall. Fake and gay.
User avatar #51 to #29 - bananarchy (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes it can. Believe it or not, real life isn't like Call of Duty.
#87 to #50 - fapfordays (08/21/2012) [-]
Lawl, Gavin and Geoff
#62 to #50 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
A guy meant to represent FJ, the largest mass of Mac-hating PC fanboys...has a Mac? Seems legit.
User avatar #40 to #29 - adunsaveme (08/21/2012) [-]
So a small bomb couldn't explode what would most likely be a plaster wall?
Go back to cod.
#45 to #40 - fluffyraptorr ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 to #40 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
it wouldnt blow up the plaster wall either. It's most likely a Fragmentation grenade which doesn't have much of a concussive blast. the way how the walls are blown apart could not have been from just the grenade.

If it was in the bathroom and he kept his cleaning supplies there, there could have been a secondary explosion depending on the contents of the cleaner, but I doubt that.


A small bomb could and most likely will destroy a plaster wall, but a grenade wouldn't.
P.S. i hate CoD
User avatar #42 to #41 - fuckya (08/21/2012) [-]
**** , i forgot to sign in. that was me.
User avatar #43 to #42 - adunsaveme (08/21/2012) [-]
I suppose, I'm not entirely sure how powerful grenades are but it would seem strong enough to blow up a wall. Maybe it blew up a gas heater or something, I dunno.
I'll just go back to my hole.
User avatar #44 to #43 - fuckya (08/21/2012) [-]
They only have around a 80% kill radius for about 5 feet.

Anyway, have a good night/day, and continue enjoying your time on FJ.
User avatar #72 to #44 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Army fag here. Grenades in enclosed spaces do massive damage. This looks kinda fishy and perhaps fake, but most grenades, or this older MK2 I believe could have taken down a thin wall like that easily. A crowbar could have been thrown through the wall if need be, pressure build up from a grenade indoors would have tooken out any structural weak points. Concrete, or anything mildly reinforced, can take modern fragmentation grenades though, you are right. Oh, and a modern US and Canadian issued (I'm Canadian) M67 has a kill radius of 5 meters. 15 Feet. Injury up to 15 meters, although fragment range is inconsistent. TL;DR It's feasible.
#58 to #44 - snuskungen (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes 80% in open territory, you forget that in a smaller bathroom the pressure build-up would be intense, thereby killing the kid inside and releasing the extra pressure through the softer parts of the walls, plaster.

an open explosion is not impressive, look at gunpowder explosions. however, put even that in a confined hardened container and the result is a lot more awesome.
#55 to #44 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
That is a MK 2 Hand Grenade, in great condition I might add, which makes me suspicious that it might be a replica and not a live one as claimed in the content.

The effective blast radius of a real MK 2 is approximately 10 meters (30-33 feet, roughly), and an immediate kill radius of 5 meters (Whether from peppering from shrapnel, the concussive force of the explosive inside going off, or both).

The chances, in my educated opinion, of one of these things being capable of taking out a cheap wall are pretty good, especially since it was inside an enclosed area (Assuming the door to the bathroom was closed if/when the grenade went off). However, since energy takes the path of least resistance, common sense dictates that cheap wall = cheaper door, then it's entirely possible that the wall was heavily damaged but remained intact and that the door would have been what went missing.

It depends completely on the arrangement of ALL the objects inside the room (Including people) and walls, as to which event is genuinely more likely (As all objects present would effect the blast in dramatically different ways). We'll never know for sure if the post itself is real or fake, but the science remains the same.

So yes, it's possible that a MK2 can take out an interior/cheap wall like that, but the condition the grenade appears to be in in the photo leads me to believe this instance is fake.
#33 to #29 - asasqw (08/21/2012) [-]
Quiet anon, you have no rights here
Quiet anon, you have no rights here
#30 to #29 - kridane (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you're an expert because this is the internet.
I'm assuming you're an expert because this is the internet.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pornzmon (08/21/2012) [-]
dude, he spends like 10 hours playing cod everyday, of course he's an expert
#25 - skullbash (08/21/2012) [-]
what i dont understand is if he posted at 8:44pm how did the police arrive at 8:45?
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#35 to #25 - lordoflore (08/21/2012) [-]
It says he was killed in an explosion at 8:45 not that the police got there at 8:45
User avatar #26 to #25 - scixzor (08/21/2012) [-]
timezones dude, timezones.
User avatar #23 - matttmoss (08/21/2012) [-]
Holy crap. Look at the times in the post and in the article
User avatar #18 - moooman (08/21/2012) [-]
Die young to explode a grenade the bathroom of his home
Oscar Lopez Ortega 17 years old, was found dead after an explosion register inside his home, police elements arrived at the scene at 8:45 pm yesterday the home located in zone 2, modern neighborhood near carmen

Thumb up so everyone can see.
#34 to #18 - anoncore ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
How did they get there one minute after his last post?
#36 to #34 - anoncore ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
My bad it was the day after?
User avatar #24 to #18 - igotbanned (08/21/2012) [-]
This isnt youtube, thumbing up wont let anyone see **** .
User avatar #27 to #24 - moooman (08/21/2012) [-]
Unless they select the "highest rated comments`

Then yes.

This does work
User avatar #85 to #27 - muskabulldog (08/21/2012) [-]
That's what I do.
User avatar #16 - desuforeverlulz (08/21/2012) [-]
Underageb&.
User avatar #10 - zzforrest (08/20/2012) [-]
A ******* translation would be nice.
User avatar #12 to #10 - shangrilathree (08/20/2012) [-]
Young man dies by putting grenade in toilet.
#11 to #10 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
Learn Spanish.
#32 to #11 - Lambda (08/21/2012) [-]
ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE IN-TER-NET. YOU COME TO THE INTERNET, YOU LEARN ENGLISH.
We gotta build a fence to keep these mex-i-cans out of our internet
DEY TOOK UR JUBS
User avatar #15 to #11 - ryantheatheist (08/21/2012) [-]
YOU LEARN SPANISH! **** YOU!
#13 to #11 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
thanks for the advice, I'll just go out and study an entirely new language to read the headline on a random article!
#14 to #13 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
It basically says that the guy was found dead after an explosion in his house
User avatar #8 - astraea (08/20/2012) [-]
The curtains and floor is different. I cann fake.
User avatar #19 to #8 - pussypunchpiss (08/21/2012) [-]
Too bad the dates are similar with a day difference
srsly having a grenade explode in a toilet worldwide does not happen every day
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User avatar #7 to #6 - thehighwayman (08/20/2012) [-]
Different grenade. The other one that you are reffering too was rusted and old.
User avatar #5 - arziben (08/20/2012) [-]
/b/ participated in the death of an other person


again
User avatar #17 to #5 - derangedberger (08/21/2012) [-]
What's the score now?
User avatar #110 to #17 - arziben (08/21/2012) [-]
114 | 3
#4 - empithree (08/20/2012) [-]
is the grenade ok?
User avatar #3 - badgoodass (08/20/2012) [-]
When was this article released?
User avatar #9 to #3 - karza (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing the same date as the article at the upper right hand corner.
Meaning a day after that guy posted that **** on 4chan.
User avatar #74 to #9 - badgoodass (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's fake tho

User avatar #1 - lordmacflurri (08/20/2012) [-]
Did he die?
User avatar #2 to #1 - atrumaliger (08/20/2012) [-]
loose translation?

"17 year old named Oscar Lopez Ortega was found dead in his house after an explosion they think occurred at 8:45."
User avatar #28 to #2 - steelbubble (08/21/2012) [-]
underage b&
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