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#87 - staticmind
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That is ******* genius
That is ******* genius
#72 - draezeth
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Seriously, that was hilarious.
#68 - anon
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#140 to #68 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
i just have a slender man one
#64 - shlongconnery **User deleted account**
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#74 to #64 - ghostshell [OP]
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(08/21/2012) [-]
i apologize if it was, but i next button to no ends everyday and i didnt see it
#61 - pallando
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**pallando rolled a random image posted in comment #120223 at Anime & Manga **
lol
#59 - jalthelas
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at lol vs LOL **
#52 - turtlepoop
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(08/21/2012) [-]
this might sound stupid, but how did jesus even die the second time?
#126 to #52 - needmoredairy
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#93 to #52 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
He didn't die.
The second time he ascended, without dying. some other characters in the old testament do the same thing.
#63 to #52 - angelodlt
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#78 to #63 - deadlywonka
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#94 to #78 - themrawesome
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(08/21/2012) [-]
No Patrick, you cannot fap to this.
#100 to #94 - giinthir
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**giinthir rolls 55**
#102 to #100 - themrawesome
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(08/21/2012) [-]
They are not an instrument.
But they are badass.
#130 to #102 - fuzzeq
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(08/21/2012) [-]
**fuzzeq rolls 837** Not as bad as TRIPS
#132 to #130 - fuzzeq
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Prepared for the red thumbs
#55 to #52 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
he didn't die the second time. he ascended willingly.
#60 to #55 - bronywhat
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Can I do that?
#58 to #55 - turtlepoop
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(08/21/2012) [-]
awh yeah, he says he "died for our sins" like he was taking one for the team. Yet then just dies again because he's bored? or ********
#51 - freeeasysubs
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#47 - brockton
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Jesus died for our sins and people try to live a life without sinningg... then what was the point in him dieing for!
#43 - psydoc
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(08/20/2012) [-]
and this comment sucked.
#42 - vuican
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#41 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
If Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean we should lead lives of nothing but sin? He already went through the trouble of paying for it, it would be shameful to let him waste his soul.   
Your friend doesn't buy you a dorito supreme taco just to watch you eat salad.   
   
>mfw Christian fundamentalists let Jesus die in vain
If Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean we should lead lives of nothing but sin? He already went through the trouble of paying for it, it would be shameful to let him waste his soul.
Your friend doesn't buy you a dorito supreme taco just to watch you eat salad.

>mfw Christian fundamentalists let Jesus die in vain
#88 to #41 - autumnfire
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(08/21/2012) [-]
No, I see what you're saying but because He gave his life, Christians want to live lives that coincide with His teachings. Sure we're free from sin but real Christians don't live in it. It's all about love bro ;)
#111 to #88 - amidgetwalrus
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Thank you Brigadier Buzzkill.
#46 to #41 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
except we are sining all the time
#48 to #46 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Right, sorry. I forgot that existing was a sin.
#20 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
There is scientific and scientific evidence supporting the bible, I can give references. There's the proof for christians, now I challenge atheists to prove the me wrong about God.
#85 to #20 - psestabber
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#83 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Ok, answer me this. How can god exist if he doesn't?
#95 to #83 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That's a baseless argument.

It's the exact same thing as if I said "God exists because he does."
#178 to #95 - heartlessrobot
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#179 to #178 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
It's hard to tell who's joking and who's stupid these days.
#70 to #20 - moosie
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Anon- States the existence of proof...ends it at that.
Anon- States the existence of proof...ends it at that.
#66 to #20 - Sidney
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(08/21/2012) [-]
what "scientific" evidence do you have that proves gods real?
#65 to #20 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
LOL JESUS ISNT REAL HE NEVER WAS! the bible is stupid the people who believe in that **** brainwash themselves and people they know cuz they scared of the world without god. so shove that science ******** up ur ass u ********. this is funnyjunk we dont care what evidence u got. u stupid ik funnyjunk agrees wit me orelse they not true funnyjunkers bitch
#62 to #20 - letmetellyouastory
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Go to /b/. Then you will realize there is no God.
#81 to #62 - youxbarstard
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(08/21/2012) [-]
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#54 to #20 - predacookie
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Stupidity overload.
Stupidity overload.
#40 to #20 - JudasLitl
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(08/20/2012) [-]
im not sure what i just read, but i feel like i need to invest all of my money in internet stock and paint a swastika on my car before i drive into LA tomorrow....
im not sure what i just read, but i feel like i need to invest all of my money in internet stock and paint a swastika on my car before i drive into LA tomorrow....
#39 to #20 - goonmcnasty
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(08/20/2012) [-]
< You.
#36 to #20 - hewhoepicfails
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There is scientific AND scientific evidence?!
#34 to #20 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE
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I dont think I have seen a more obvious troll since my days on /b/
#27 to #20 - neoexdeath
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#29 to #27 - neoexdeath
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U
#30 to #29 - neoexdeath
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N
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#19 - seymourtets
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I'm a strong Christian and this is hilarious.
#49 to #19 - eiad
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(08/20/2012) [-]
yeah me too.
i'm already level 8 in only 2 weeks
what level are you in?
#53 to #49 - seymourtets
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Level 5 Mage. **** you.
#75 to #53 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
"im a strong christian" 1 hour later "**** you"

wut
#80 to #75 - anon
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(08/21/2012) [-]
There's a difference between saying random four letter words society has dubbed "swear words" and taking God's name in vain. Or at least that's what I believe
#77 to #75 - seymourtets
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(08/21/2012) [-]
...Suddenly Christians aren't allowed to swear?
#67 to #53 - Sidney
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(08/21/2012) [-]
my mage is level 12 so **** you!
#56 to #53 - predacookie
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#17 - slyve
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(08/20/2012) [-]
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"Yet she increased her whorings, recalling the days of her childhood when she was prostituted in the land of Egypt. And she lusted after her male lovers whose genitalia were the genitalia of male donkeys and their seminal emission was the seminal emission of horses."

If you actually read the Bible, make sure you are alone.
#121 to #17 - arfifteen
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Ezekiel is a strange book
#15 - Cambro
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(08/20/2012) [-]
>Sitting in congregation at Easter pageant.
>Everyone starts crying
>Wut.jpg
>"Why are you guys crying?? I read ahead, he comes back! Its ok guys!"
#13 - mvtjets
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Im religious and this post was not offensive, no need for **********..........
Im religious and this post was not offensive, no need for **********..........
#9 - fedor
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(08/20/2012) [-]
It's a good fiction story though.
#11 to #9 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Even with all the times it's been proven true, you atheists still doubt the bible?
#12 to #11 - heartlessrobot
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Name one time it's been proven true. And wait, nobody thumb him down, I want to see this.
#14 to #12 - anon
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Archeologists have found jericho. In case you don't know, jericho was a city that was destroyed by the israelites. When The israelites destroyed it, the walls fell outward. When a normal army attacks a city, the walls fall inward.
#16 to #14 - heartlessrobot
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No, if you destroy the base of a wall, it works like pushing on a lever and the top half falls outwards.
#18 to #16 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Archeologists have also found evidence for king David, king Saul, Uziah, and others.
#45 to #18 - Relinies
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Evidence of the events is fine, and found incredibly often.. Evidence of the power of god intervening in these events has never been found.
#4 - justafangirl
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#8 to #4 - parralax
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**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Stuff About Boners **And on the 7th day the Jesus of Mormonism rode his Velociraptor into the sun set yelling "Hey! Whats going on?"
#112 to #8 - clamian
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(08/21/2012) [-]
That is actually a really relevant roll.
#6 to #4 - commontroll
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(08/20/2012) [-]
It's okay though, he comes back to life too! Then repeats the process three more times.
#1 - redwolfradolf
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Why can't more posts about religion actually be funny like this one?
Intsead we get people exploiting cheap shots for thumbs
#35 to #1 - lordmoldywart
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I wish the same for atheism posts, they're never funny, just cheap pops at religious people
#7 to #1 - hsm
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(08/20/2012) [-]
you have made a really pointy point
#91 to #7 - redwolfradolf
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(08/21/2012) [-]
I make a lot of points, it's kind of a hobby of mine.....

Oh and sometimes I discuss things too.
#21 to #7 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
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#38 to #21 - simonrivero
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#57 to #38 - predacookie
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#105 to #57 - theeballsack
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AMERICA!
#3 to #1 - bitchplzzz
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