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#12 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
mfw
#13 to #12 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 - shinigamigod (08/20/2012) [-]
I am scared of pretty much nothing.
Spiders just creep me out because I hate the feeling of something crawling on me.
However you put me near a bee or a wasp I will run away so fast.
User avatar #8 - tastycrisps (08/20/2012) [-]
I can handle a tarantula if it just sits there on the back of my hand, anything more is a big ole' NOPE.
User avatar #7 - commontroll (08/20/2012) [-]
Only spider that scares me is a brown recluse. I had to kill a ton of them like... a week ago. There was a nursery I was cleaning that had a brown recluse infestation. I felt like a man.
#21 to #7 - Zanchoff (08/20/2012) [-]
That is a manly thing to do! You just saved infants and small children from dying a painful death!
User avatar #166 to #21 - commontroll (08/20/2012) [-]
Hell yeah.
#6 - FatherPedobear (08/20/2012) [-]
I want a Mexican Red Knee.
#5 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
MFW I have a pet 8-banded tarantula named Odin who I handle every day.  If you handle them often they stay docile!
MFW I have a pet 8-banded tarantula named Odin who I handle every day. If you handle them often they stay docile!
User avatar #192 to #5 - redJericho (08/20/2012) [-]
Until that day you sneeze while holding it and it gets scared and injects toxins into your blood stream.
#24 to #5 - Zanchoff (08/20/2012) [-]
Right, and if you play Russian Roulette enough, the gun learns to respect you!
User avatar #11 to #5 - dilara (08/20/2012) [-]
Well aren't you a big boy.
User avatar #9 to #5 - iamcraig ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
I had one who slept on a pillow next to the one I always use
#260 to #9 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
wat.
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/20/2012) [-]
**** yes, I can't get close to women. MFW not actual face
#122 to #3 - simonrivero (08/20/2012) [-]
"My face when not actual face"
#2 - acatchyusername (08/19/2012) [-]
**acatchyusername rolled a random image posted in comment #685400 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** best way to kill a spider
User avatar #1 - roguehazzard (08/19/2012) [-]
Big, slow spiders are fine, it's the one's that catch you unaware and run everywhere that freak me the **** out
User avatar #197 to #1 - biggydy (08/20/2012) [-]
Aren't big spiders like the tarantula not venemous or only a little venomous?
#46 to #1 - thereddevils (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh big, slow spiders are fine? Can you please hold this for me then?
User avatar #278 to #46 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
My god.. they're so beautiful.. Yet so terrifying.
User avatar #246 to #46 - biggieboy (08/20/2012) [-]
To be honest, I'd be freaked out by that, even though I'm not scared of the average spider. But that type of spider is mostly harmless to humans, their venom can't kill a human, the worst they can do is flick their hairs with their back legs, irritating eyes and lungs.

Tl;dr: I'd dare letting it walk on me, but with some unease.
User avatar #161 to #46 - pooispancake (08/20/2012) [-]
Dont. Ever. Show. That. Picture. To. Me. Again.
#156 to #46 - mrkittens (08/20/2012) [-]
I AM SITTING ON THE TOILET, THAT PIC MADE ME THINK OF A SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!!
I AM SITTING ON THE TOILET, THAT PIC MADE ME THINK OF A SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!!
#90 to #46 - pedobearseviltwin (08/20/2012) [-]
I kinda have the urge to smash that thing with a hammer
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User avatar #165 to #118 - kampi (08/20/2012) [-]
It should be

"Oooh, I know...
I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea.
Then, I'll put that flea into a box, then, I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AHAHAHAHAI'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!"
+2
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User avatar #47 to #46 - roguehazzard (08/20/2012) [-]
No problemo, providing it's handed to me and doesn't land on me from the ceiling
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