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#55 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#54 - Jewssassin
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(08/18/2012) [-]
So does that mean they will think Jersey Shore was a documentary about ex cons?
#52 - hyrule
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Olivia Wilde, as in THE HOT OLIVIA WILDE?
#53 to #52 - XboxJunky
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Is there such thing as an ugly Olivia Wilde?
#48 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #696 at 'Murica ** in 100 years, kids will be reading 4chan archives in history class
#47 - bthebigoldb **User deleted account**
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I hate these kinds of posts! People document stuff way better than they did in the past, I guarantee this will not be something anyone believes unless the apocalypse occurs.
#49 to #47 - BlahDude
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Dude. Chill. It's a joke. Like, for laughing and stuff. Not to be taken seriously. Lighten up :)
#51 to #49 - bthebigoldb **User deleted account**
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I get it's a joke, but these are the only jokes I hate. It's just too ridiculous for me.
#45 - grimmwaters
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(08/18/2012) [-]
But, we did fry people as punishment..
#44 - thecomkiller
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(08/18/2012) [-]
That's because we really need to
#42 - kouzan
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(08/18/2012) [-]
No, they'll see that Tanning Beds spawned Snookie.
#76 to #42 - inathecold
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Your comment has inspired me to write.. Expect something that's TL;DR..
#79 to #76 - inathecold
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Over the years, tanning beds have been a cozy way to tan without the risk of burning, less you stay in for too long. Though it has attracted a larger audience as people have grown fond of staying inside, avoiding the harshness of the outside. Some have neglected to wash their tanning beds, and from the grime and scum from their dead and peeling leather bag skin has started to manifest. Yes. Take on a whole new form. They're called "The cast of the Jersey Shore"! The grime and dead leather skin have taken the shape of those who shed this hideous layer of skin. The first of these monsters was nicknamed "Snookie" We're not quite sure what it means.. It's probably the foreign and unknown dialect this grime race uses. This creature was a hideous little bugger, it slept with our kind, pretended to be one of us, and from the more copious amounts of grime, scum and dead skin, a whole new breed was created. The cast of the Jersey Shore came together, as the leaders of their race, and decided to invade our world, through the only thing we genuinely care about. Television! This new race was incredibly stupid, and wasn't that good at speaking our languages. Many ridiculed the race, but none could stand it. Soon, other humans started to imitate the race, thinking they were acceptable. But in their act of becoming a leather bag, they to spawned more and more of this race. It is a truly horrid act, and is still occurring today. Apparently this grime race can mate, and "Snookie" has become impregnated by a male, who should be deeply ashamed of himself. This concludes the brief summary of the birth of the grime race. I hope you have enjoyed reading.
#109 to #79 - kouzan
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this.
#110 to #109 - inathecold
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(08/18/2012) [-]
It was pretty fun to write. Thank you for the brief inspiration.
#36 - ibleedbmx
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#31 - nyanpoptart
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#43 to #31 - thunderkrux
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#35 to #31 - deadfeds **User deleted account**
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#33 to #31 - darthblam
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#37 to #33 - ibleedbmx
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#28 - piximos
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(08/18/2012) [-]
when i die i wanna be buried wearing a clown costume in the deepest valley in Antarctica without keeping a record of it just to confuse future scientists and conspiracy theorists
#59 to #28 - notalfewtag
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(08/18/2012) [-]
But wouldn't that actually be a conspiracy itself? A conspiracy against conspiracy theorists? It's genius!
#30 to #28 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
that has to be. the. single. greatest idea i have ever heard
#14 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
No, not as punishment, but for a way to weed out the vain and stupid. They use it, get cancer, and die. It's genius.
#63 to #14 - syntheticdoll ONLINE
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(08/18/2012) [-]
That actually sounds more like solarium.
#11 - imanorphan **User deleted account**
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#10 - anon
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(08/18/2012) [-]
Because documentation, internet and videos doesn't exist.
#9 - iregretthis
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#6 - kevinator
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#5 - IamTROGDOR
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(08/17/2012) [-]
The Jews must have been getting out of line again...
#7 to #5 - xboxperks
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#8 to #7 - IamTROGDOR
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#4 - basicargentinian
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(08/17/2012) [-]
MFW olivia wilde
MFW olivia wilde
#122 to #4 - XboxJunky
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Oh God I laughed a little too hard at that.
#3 - madmuffins
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(08/17/2012) [-]
Olivia Wilde c: