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#46 - WootBoot
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#87 to #46 - lazaman
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Ohgodyes
#70 to #46 - NinjaPlease
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Holy crap, what would happen if you grabbed your head to help out?
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#41 - mrnotfunny
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#170 to #41 - GLaDOS
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Portals can be placed on surfaces that move in the two dimensional plane, so up down left and right. however because the 3rd dimension of movement which is the depth is conserved through portals they will dissipate if moved through that dimension, Thank you again for your purchase of the hand held portal device and please enjoy your testing
#65 to #41 - excusethatguy
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Portals can't be placed on moving surfaces
#138 to #65 - haeman
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This gif was made to explain to someone what would happen if a person was in between two portals when they touched. It's hypothetical. And they're portals, so logic was left behind a while back.
#79 to #65 - melllvinnn
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>Place moonstone plate on ground   
>Shoot portal onto it   
>Earth is moving at all times   
>Therefore portal cannot be placed   
   
There's also a level in Portal 2 where Wheatley moves your test chamber closer to him near the end of the game. While the room is moving, you could place portals.   
   
So...
>Place moonstone plate on ground
>Shoot portal onto it
>Earth is moving at all times
>Therefore portal cannot be placed

There's also a level in Portal 2 where Wheatley moves your test chamber closer to him near the end of the game. While the room is moving, you could place portals.

So...
#166 to #79 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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I'm pretty sure it depends on the axis the portal is moving on. If the Portal was on a floor for example, it could move on a two-dimensional plane (looking down). Whatever surface it's on should be able to slide around on the ground, with the portal staying intact. This is what happened when the Portals are used to cut the tubes to the deadly toxin tank. They move laterally (I think that's the word) up and down, but not forwards or backwards. Portals can move around like that, but not forwards are backwards (three-dimensionally).
#145 to #79 - enjoyablepancake
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I think you can place portals on surfaces moving laterally, but not off of the plane that they are on. Every time you could place a portal on a moving surface it was moving laterally, wasn't it?
I think you can place portals on surfaces moving laterally, but not off of the plane that they are on. Every time you could place a portal on a moving surface it was moving laterally, wasn't it?
#85 to #79 - excusethatguy
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#88 to #85 - melllvinnn
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And in the same game, you place portals on moving plates to cut neurotoxin tubes to prevent GLaDOS from killing you at the beginning of the game.

Wow... Valve really didn't think out the entire, "can't place portals on moving surfaces" thing through enough.
#97 to #88 - graphically
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can someone create a mod and test out what happens according to the program?
#56 to #41 - slootyslooot
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I've always wondered, is he crushed or does he just excist in some altered universe of nothing.
#55 to #41 - portshadow **User deleted account**
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You would simply collide into yourself, crushing your existence and creating a new vortex into the slipstream dimension.
#48 to #41 - minecraftcellz
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dear god...
dear god...
#72 to #48 - propimp
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wtf dude.... pig seizure much
#51 to #48 - anon
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da hell is that gif
#71 to #51 - doofenschmirtz **User deleted account**
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#45 to #41 - zeustesticle
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What new hell is this....
#43 to #41 - ghirahn
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Holy ****
#37 - skuzze
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The problem with trying to anal rape yourself with the use of portals, is that as you thrust in, you thrust away, meaning you wouldnt be able to unless you could move the walls.
#38 to #37 - wombathqo
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If you have a huge dick like me it easy.
#40 to #38 - turtlecat
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That made me laugh
#34 - KayRed
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That's gotta be a coordination nightmare.
#33 - zeylin
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i love portal threads, gives me a reason to use this gif
i love portal threads, gives me a reason to use this gif
#24 - frenchgenocide
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(08/14/2012) [-]
Heres on for you OP! find a narrow passage way so that you barely fit, shoot the portals, and go **** yourself in the ass!
#30 to #24 - OHaiMark [OP]
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good idea
good idea
#23 - badluck
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That's going on my wall.
#21 - kiksi
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then try to pull the hand
#19 - Javascap
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Ya know what? Here's a song!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc
#22 to #19 - freespeech
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#17 - Javascap
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If I had a portal gun....
If I had a portal gun....
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#29 to #17 - garymuthafuknoak
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imagine how much that would hurt trying to get out....
#110 to #29 - dparasite
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and you would accelerate to infinity, and eventually burn out
#127 to #110 - bothemastaofall
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The related achievement is called "Terminal Velocity" for a reason.
#16 - anon
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or rape yourself
#13 - anon
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Before you leave friends home before going to the sea or other fun place (like Ul'yanovskaya oblast) place portal in hallway in his/her apartment and then when you leave fun place make a portal there. When said friend/secret lover comes home he/she will fall into portal and go back to the sea/Ul'yanovskaya oblast and will hopefully drown.
Tank you for reading!
#11 - chooseme
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(08/14/2012) [-]
i finished that game not to long ago

it was amazing, i'm sad it ended
#9 - MrThug
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If you look closely....is someone else holding there hand? or are they bending it?
#10 to #9 - xtwinblade
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no the left hand you show the palm of your hand forwards, the right hand with the palm pointing back.
#3 - notsofunnycomedy
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repeat the process if you want to **** yourself
#2 - shadowstepone
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#28 to #2 - amarazengiku ONLINE
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Is it just me or would he kick himself in the head through that portal?
#6 to #2 - beartoast
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just imagining a fighting game with the use of portals seems fun as ****.
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#20 to #6 - jinkazama
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Portal guns in a game like smash bros would be awesome
#7 to #6 - sanshiiuum
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They did it for Mario. It was crazy, specially with more than one player.
#1 - givehimthemulk
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Portal thread? Portal thread
#15 to #1 - bloodbathmcbullet
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#12 to #1 - snapze
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#44 to #12 - stimpiltan
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dat gif...nostalgia of old internet days
#5 to #1 - traviver
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#4 to #1 - pixelcole
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Portal thread you say?
Portal thread you say?
#8 to #4 - thebarnacle **User deleted account**
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