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#35 - bestestname
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(08/13/2012) [-]
abraham pls
#237 - decayingapple
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Ass was fat?
#208 - pffrad
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#148 - icyflesh
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#157 to #148 - paperluigigatxl
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MFW
MFW
#165 to #157 - notalfewtag
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#228 - ralphoe
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#48 - jakesterify
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An atheism channel?
#146 to #48 - pukingrainbows
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a really, really old atheism channel
#13 - zweiundvierzig
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why is this in atheism channel?
#46 to #13 - sodaberg
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(08/13/2012) [-]
making fun of religion
#169 - drunkturtle
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I don't get it. Can someone explain it for the atheistfags?
#171 to #169 - anon
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God asked Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac so Abraham was like "okay, yo isaac let's play 'hide the knife." And before he did it, God was like "Dude, no, i was just testing you man. I thought you'd think about it a little longer. But yeah dude, i'm flattered, you're awesome. Dont kill that boy, just a test."
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#178 to #177 - drunkturtle
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Are you asking because I'm an atheist? If so, you're reinforcing the stereotype that christians are judgmental.
#198 to #178 - theencyclopedia
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uh oh looks like people are going to get into unfruitful arguments about religion with strangers on the web!
#227 to #198 - dbar
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one does not simply kill Issac...
#223 to #198 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at yay ** GET TO SHELTER NOW!!!
#225 to #223 - beefking
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damn...the pony will have to do...god help us!
#182 to #178 - daytoday **User deleted account**
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#194 to #182 - drunkturtle
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Are you upset because I'm unfamiliar with the bible or something? Seems like a trivial thing to let bother you.
#181 to #178 - iRetaliate
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YOU were the one that implied that you were atheist.

Furthermore, I think your response is just a substitute for you confirming his suspicion that you're a hypocrite.
#186 to #181 - drunkturtle
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Look, I never personally said that atheists are superiors or anything. I don't give enough of a **** about religion to research it. But despite my lack of *****, people like you are always on my case. I know only one single bible verse because my mom has it on a plaque in our living room, and think it's very fitting.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1
#202 to #186 - iRetaliate
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I'm not a Christian. I think monotheistic and pure atheistic views are some of the worst on the planet.
#211 to #202 - drunkturtle
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#173 to #169 - liljason
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lol God told Abraham to kill his son for no reason at all... but than later he stoped him and said it was a test... so this is giving the reason haha
#217 to #169 - MartinSeth
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I don't see why that comment got a negative thumb, it's not like EVERYONE on this site grew up in a Christian family and learned about Abraham's story...

Thumbed you back up brother, hope my comment can take the heat instead.
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#179 to #169 - iRetaliate
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What happened to atheists "knowing more about religion than religious people"?
#183 to #179 - anon
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Who said that in the first place?
#184 to #183 - iRetaliate
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At least half of the atheists I know.
#185 to #184 - anon
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But not this guy.
Don't generalize.
#188 to #185 - drunkturtle
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Thank you Mr. Anon. I was busy replying to this guy's other retarded comment.
#201 to #185 - iRetaliate
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I never said he did. All I'm saying is that a vast majority of atheists are smug douchebags, and I've found one that apparently isn't.

But leave it to atheists to fly off the handle.
#205 to #201 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #125636 at Anime & Manga ** Wow way to generalize millions of people asshat.
#320 to #205 - iRetaliate
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Atheists generalize BILLIONS of people on a nearly daily basis.

I'll generalize you all as hypocrites (at the very least, YOU are a hypocrite)
#321 to #320 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Omg Spiderman.. ** Show me where i'm being hypocritical.
#322 to #321 - iRetaliate
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Sorry, I'm generalizing. Go away, you hypocritical, uneducated atheist.
#323 to #322 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #43704 at MLP Friendly Board ** Well good job with the ad hominem attacks.
#332 to #323 - iRetaliate
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That's not ad-hominem.

The entire basis of my current argument is that MANY atheists are hypocrites. I'm pointing out the fact that, statistically, you're probably a hypocrite (provided you ARE an atheist)
#335 to #332 - zeustesticle
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You called me specifically a hypocritical uneducated atheist. You can claim you based it off statistics, but where are these statistics?
#340 to #335 - iRetaliate
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I know many atheists, a majority of them are hypocritical.

While not many are uneducated, you seem to be, considering that you keep throwing terms (like ad-hominem) around incorrectly.
#214 to #205 - choclategum
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So he can't generalize, but Atheists can? Like how Atheists generalize the millions of religious people as gay-hating, ***************, conservative douchebags.
#219 to #214 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #2398 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles ** When did I say it was okay to generalize for either side or anyone? However its also very different thing to generalize Christians, than it is to generalize atheists. Because Christians are suppose to believe in their interpretation of the bible according to sect. Where as atheists in theory could only share the trait of disbelief in a higher power.
**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #2398 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles ** When did I say it was okay to generalize for either side or anyone? However its also very different thing to generalize Christians, than it is to generalize atheists. Because Christians are suppose to believe in their interpretation of the bible according to sect. Where as atheists in theory could only share the trait of disbelief in a higher power.
#222 to #219 - choclategum
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You just called him an asshat for making a joke about what most atheist (Especially on this site) say all the time. The fact that they know more about the bible than Christians. He was just making a joke out of it, but you guys had to go and get all butthurt serious over something that most atheist here say all the time.
#224 to #222 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #115857 at Anime & Manga **You seem a little flustered friend. Maybe you should pull the phallic object out of your anus.
#333 to #224 - iRetaliate
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And you said that I was using ad-hominem.
#336 to #333 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at The Sound of Music... **Because you were. I was merely making a joke.
#337 to #336 - zeustesticle
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And wtf did I just roll...
#339 to #336 - iRetaliate
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Oh, so when an atheist discounts somebody's argument by insinuating that somebody is an angry homosexual is a joke, while actually MAKING an OBVIOUS joke at the expense of atheists is not?

Hypocrisy.
#341 to #339 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #524051 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** No you need to think this through. Why would a homosexual be angry with a phallic object in his anus? That makes no sense.
**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #524051 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** No you need to think this through. Why would a homosexual be angry with a phallic object in his anus? That makes no sense.
#343 to #341 - iRetaliate
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Why would a heterosexual have a dick in their ass?

Don't try and backpedal. Stand by your words, or don't type them.
#344 to #343 - zeustesticle
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I don't know why he had a penis like object in his ass you'd have to ask him.
#345 to #344 - iRetaliate
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So it isn't a joke...?
#346 to #345 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Morbid for gamers ** well it is a joke, but statistically non-atheists are prone to having penis like objects in their anus.
#347 to #346 - iRetaliate
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Actually, STATISTICALLY, I doubt that.

Most religions look down upon homosexuality.

But absolutely NICE try.
#348 to #347 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #1102 at Item Upload ** well too bad the statistics disagree with you, and they may look down on it, but that doesn't appear to stop them according to statistics.
#349 to #346 - iRetaliate
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No. Statistically, atheists are more LIKELY to be homosexuals than religious people. There are less homosexual atheists, but that's only because there are less atheists.
#350 to #349 - zeustesticle
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**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #442 at A Proper Response ** No statistically you are wrong, and it is reverse.
#132 - rambleon
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**rambleon rolls 35,735**
**rambleon rolls 35,735**
#192 to #132 - hattaz
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**hattaz rolls 3,913,140**
#51 - braviary
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As soon as I saw 'Isaac', I expected Isaac Clarke.
#20 - comstockload
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Whoops, I reflexively thumbed this down because it looked like an avatard post. Had to come back and thumb up.
#285 - gobnick
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**gobnick rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Whatever you say ** this is my god
#292 to #285 - around
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**around rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at wNReP ** this is my god
#232 - wafflelord
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I couldn't have been the only one to think of this...
#220 - ascendedwings
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#38 - buriedstpatrick
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Dat game
#311 - EllieMuffin
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Wait, what? Why is this posted in the atheism channel? That doesn't even make sense. Sure, it's related to religion, but not the non-existence of a god. Honestly, this blatantly says that God exists. Yes, I know it's a comic. But channels are made for comics and the such, so post it where it makes sense.
Wait, what? Why is this posted in the atheism channel? That doesn't even make sense. Sure, it's related to religion, but not the non-existence of a god. Honestly, this blatantly says that God exists. Yes, I know it's a comic. But channels are made for comics and the such, so post it where it makes sense.
#326 to #311 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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Its a form of satire that shows absurdity in religious text.

Its subtle, but it's still a dig.
#327 to #326 - EllieMuffin
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That's true, but I don't think it's quite enough to consider it to be atheistic. It seems to me the poster of this just wanted some thumbs from a repost that I saw a couple months ago, so they posted it in a popular channel without thinking too much.
That's true, but I don't think it's quite enough to consider it to be atheistic. It seems to me the poster of this just wanted some thumbs from a repost that I saw a couple months ago, so they posted it in a popular channel without thinking too much.
#328 to #327 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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I Posted it, and I posted it from facebook's "Atheist Bible commentary" page because I found it funny, It was subtle dig at the nonsensical and absurd story of abraham.

I'm all for brazen blasphemy, but this is just below the line of insult that starts the butthurtings.

#329 to #328 - EllieMuffin
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Who was the idiot who put it in the "Atheist Bible commentary" then? And alright, if you got it from a place that was centered around Atheism then you would naturally want to post it in that channel. And excuse me, replace "the poster of this" to "you".
Who was the idiot who put it in the "Atheist Bible commentary" then? And alright, if you got it from a place that was centered around Atheism then you would naturally want to post it in that channel. And excuse me, replace "the poster of this" to "you".
#330 to #329 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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What is considered atheistic humor may well be perceived as humorous to theists who acknowledge some of the logical and moral pitfalls of biblical literalism, just as well this is well below the low brows spectrum of insult, which still doesn't make this any less of a secular point.

I am not sure what your argument is, or your point of objection for that matter. Is it that this humor is not traditionally "Atheistic", Or that posting it in Atheism channel helped this reach front page and that is wrong? Because i've posted less than kosher things in the Atheism channel and didn't get anywhere near the frontpage, if anything putting this in the Atheism channel harmed its thumb turnout.

As for the first point of conjecture, I await to see what you think is "atheistic" and why it does not qualify a such.

#331 to #330 - EllieMuffin
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Why are you taking so much offense to this? No need to get all riled up and start using bigger words. I'm not even meaning it in a harsh way. I don't have an argument, I was just curious as to why something that was if anything going against atheism was in the atheism channel, that's all. If you wrongly interpreted anything from the comment prior as sarcastic, it wasn't, I was being honest, no harm intended.
#334 to #331 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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Yea, Im sorry about that, These treads by nature Attract The peanut galleries diatribes that I loathe, and its been along day, and I'm feeling unnecessarily argumentative.

The vocabulary comes with my job, I don't mean to sound condescending.

You didn't deserve the butt end of a bad day, Im sowwy.
#338 to #334 - EllieMuffin
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It's fine, it's not a big deal. Now I'm curious, what do you do for a job?
#342 to #338 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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Editor/columnist for a local Periodical.

I also write articles that are spread amongst left wing/ moderate political forums and websites.

I'm writing a Novel as well, but Im not paying the bills with that endeavor.

I'll be the first to admit using my literary chops on a site like funnyjunk can be perceived as a bit "My **** doesn't stink" When I'm arguing, it's completely involuntary, but i've had the "Stop using big words" tossed at me a few times, in less polite terms then you used, I take it as a complement.
#213 - shadowrated
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#190 - whatugawkinat
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#176 - ranchochupacabra
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#151 - scorcher
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#155 to #151 - anon
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omg joel haymen