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#34 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
Roy Elghanayan is still my favourite - he doesn't make movies, though...
#33 - goingtopuke (08/12/2012) [-]
bruce lee doesn't have to kill you to make you die a single stare can be so intense it will make you kill yourself
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User avatar #30 - cwilkens (08/12/2012) [-]
I don't normally bitch about reposts... But I see this picture at least twice a week.. Seriously?
#29 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
Just to let everyone know Bruce Lee actually fought regulation matches on a regular basis. When you create a new form of Martial Arts that seems to happen, and in fact Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee did have an official match against eachother....Norris lost.
User avatar #24 - arandomhuman (08/12/2012) [-]
Bruce Lee doesn't use grenades, he would throw a ROCK kill 50 people then it would explode!
#22 - eliyimbo (08/12/2012) [-]
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#17 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
inb4 ********* , also this picture is one year old, bruce lee is a faggot.
#14 - haloinblue (08/12/2012) [-]
Um... That is where your wrong... Bruce lee was a martial artist.... He would not have to toss the grenade at all... People will just drop when he needs them out of his way...
#13 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
Neither. Black Dynamite
#105 to #13 - spidermanrapeskids (08/12/2012) [-]
I posted this .gif before I walked in the room!
I posted this .gif before I walked in the room!
User avatar #39 to #13 - sirgawain ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 to #13 - snappywilliams (08/12/2012) [-]
Bless this post!
User avatar #10 - DropDeadShred (08/12/2012) [-]
I feel sorry for the man that has to face Bruce Lee when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens.
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User avatar #241 to #15 - fadetometallica (08/12/2012) [-]
Reminds me of what happened with Liu Kang in Mortal Kombats Deadly Alliance through Armageddon. Props if anybody has any clue what I'm talking about.
#46 to #15 - graknab (08/12/2012) [-]
I hope Lee wins
#40 to #15 - Oldschoolgamer (08/12/2012) [-]
Humanity when the Lee vs Lee happens.
Humanity when the Lee vs Lee happens.
#9 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
Ip Man is cooler.
User avatar #23 to #9 - asumfuck (08/12/2012) [-]
Ip man was indeed a hardcore bad ass mother ****** , but nobody is going to know who he is on this site. I shall give you a thumb to attempt to fight the red thumb sea you are going to get.
User avatar #21 to #9 - djsteveasaurus (08/12/2012) [-]
The average person isn't going to know that Ip Man was Bruce Lee's Wing Chun teacher anon
#25 to #21 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
Hey, you can Google! Good for you!
User avatar #266 to #25 - djsteveasaurus (08/13/2012) [-]
Hey, I actually own both Ip Man and Ip Man 2 DVDs! Good effort on trying to feel superior though sorry to disappoint you thought.
#8 - brazzersdotcom (08/12/2012) [-]
**brazzersdotcom rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Finally reached it **
#7 - thisnick (08/12/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris is actually a pretty badass guy. Sure, the internet hypes him as a god but he can legitimately kick ass.

Through his entire professional competitive karate career, he has lost only 10 fights. Out of 145 fights. He held the professional middleweight karate championship title for 6 consecutive years.

He was also credited with being the second Westerner in documented history of Tae Kwon Do to earn the eighth degree black belt grand master title.

Now he's old and endorses Bowflex and the bible
#36 to #7 - IrishAssassin (08/12/2012) [-]
And World of Warcraft
User avatar #12 to #7 - auesis ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
But does he know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
User avatar #223 to #12 - dadukesta (08/12/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris' chin is so hidden even his breakfest of cinnamon toast crunch can't see it
User avatar #4 - stormeye (08/12/2012) [-]
Is that even a question? Chuck Norris not only admitted that in a fight to the death, Bruce would win, but while Chuck Norris is an exceptional fighter, he's nothing that would be counted as something unusual for a human. Compared to Bruce Lee, who is superhuman in strength and speed. (Performing feats such as being able to side kick a 300lbs punching bag into the ceiling, and punch a distance of 3 ft in 0.05 seconds)

It still amazes me though that such a powerful man was killed by such an overlooked anomaly as a medication allergy.
#16 to #4 - mrdth (08/12/2012) [-]
Well, actualy Bruce Lee was more of a movie fighter, where as Chuck was not. The fight in the movie where Bruce wins, was setup (duh), but the thing worth noticing was that Bruce invited Chuck because he was the world champion, and that he would like to beat him on film. Nothing was said about who was the best, but u must wonder, that maybe it was exactly BECAUSE Bruce couldn't beat him in real life, that he wished to do it on film.

I agree that chuck started doing weak movies, and focusing less on fighting, which led to the whole meme, because he was so wickedly overpowered in the movies he did, and therefore is much less awesome than bruce, but at the time of they're first fight (the one in the movie) Chuck would properbly have won in real life.

TLDR; Chuck used to be a better fighter Bruce, but is now a ******* pussy.
User avatar #20 to #16 - stormeye (08/12/2012) [-]
I tend to differ. Bruce was known for his fighting prowess, learning several martial arts, eventually developing his own, (Which is now considered one of the best and most practical self-defense martial arts in existence) and strength training to the point exceeding what most scientists at the time was humanly possible. Though I do agree with you that it may be because he wanted to prove a point or to prove himself as a fighter. (considering Chuck Norris was one of the best martial artists at the time)

Chuck is a seasoned fighter in of himself, winning several championships, but unlike what happened in his movies, Bruce Lee was very focused on making all stunts he performed be real to show what martial arts truly looks like at it's greatest: A deadly, extremely fast and beautiful art form. It was one of the main philosophies he lived by.

Chuck hinted that the fight scene against Bruce Lee would mirror what would really happen in a fight to the death. (Except it would be much faster due to the fact Bruce was known to move so fast that they had to purposefully slow down the camera footage to capture his punches, and there was no dramatics at play so Bruce would go for the kill right there)
#27 to #20 - mrdth (08/12/2012) [-]
I never intended to write doubtingly about bruces skills, but it was to my understanding not a level that could have beaten chuck at the time.
Obviously Bruce trained just as much as Chuck, but Chucks training was aimed at tournaments, where as Bruces(to my understanding) was not.
When i speak of winning i talk of a tournament fight.
I heard this from an interview with Chuck, so it might very well be coloured, i don't know.
But i must say, that Chucks actual skill level is much underrestemated.
User avatar #31 to #27 - stormeye (08/12/2012) [-]
Okay, I do understand where you're coming from, and yes, both were excellent at their fields. Though I know from personal experience that there is a distinct difference between "Tournament fighting" and "Real fighting." Chuck, as you said, is a tournament fighter, and a tournament fighter automatically shows mercy and is not willing to go all the way or fight dirty at least at first, a real fighter, on the other hand, fights to incapacitate their opponent at any cost in the fastest way possible. (but they also show to have a greater sense of self control) This is due to Bruce growing up fighting to survive in China before he became famous. And it's probably why Bruce would so easily kill Chuck in a fight due to the fact Chuck would have trouble and hesitate in going for the kill while Bruce would not.

Just to clarify.
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User avatar #2 - megusters (08/12/2012) [-]
If Bruce was still alive, he'd have a company called Bowfrex
User avatar #1 - lecommentingderp (08/12/2012) [-]
Bruce lee by far, Chuck norris is just internet.
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