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#32 - CRosBY
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(08/12/2012) [-]
He noticed you were a faggot. Only faggots choose imperials.
#243 to #32 - anon
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(08/16/2012) [-]
but I don't want to be a racist bigot..
but I don't want to be a racist bigot..
#65 to #32 - threedoggninja **User deleted account**
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#239 to #65 - CRosBY
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Faggotry
#41 to #32 - corundum
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Join the Stormcloaks! The Thalmor need YOU to help break up Tamriel so it's easier to chew!
#43 to #41 - trollchildxy
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Thank you for that XD!
#34 to #32 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Actually in the long run, choosing the imperial side is better.
The imperials actually have a chance fighting the Aldmeri Dominion as the Storm Cloaks are going to have no fighting chance against them.
Uniting the kingdom is better than having separate kingdoms.
So even though the Imperial side may seem less honorable, its more beneficial than joining the ranks of a rebel movement.
#66 to #34 - bustednose
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(08/12/2012) [-]
But the imperials are trying to take over Skyrim just so the Dominion don't attack the empire until they are ready to defend it.
#57 to #34 - taterbombs
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(08/12/2012) [-]
but maybe the storm cloaks get their Independence from the empire. (how it is in my game) but then when the domain declare war against them and the empire they just team up and fight them.
#40 to #34 - anaklusmos
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(08/12/2012) [-]
***** I'm the mother ******* dragon-born. Whoever side I'm on is gonna win.
#189 to #40 - dadukesta
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Dragonborn> Everything and anything
#36 to #34 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
YES! Of course I post this as an anon. w/e
#35 to #34 - CRosBY
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(08/12/2012) [-]
No, I mean choosing the imperial race.
#31 - JohnE
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Does race affect a lot of options? I recently console coded myself into a Khajiit from a Nord, and I know that many Nords insult non-Nords...
#29 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
I chose redguard and I feel like I am discriminated against every time they say "stay outta trouble, redguard"
#42 to #29 - rairu
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Try playing Dark Elf then :c
#53 to #42 - evilklown
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Try Playing Khajiit. ******* of Skyrim. Good at stealing and sneaking, and people always talk **** about them. Also, not wanted in cities.
#100 to #53 - Cookiez
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Strangely enough i barely get any insults as an orc, and the ****** at Dushnikh yal love me.
#89 to #53 - luakazuki
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Not wanted, but you cannot keep us out.
#28 - sirmatthew
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(08/12/2012) [-]
come up to me with your fists raised? you lookin for a beating?

well guard, i dont assume you have the gauntlet/unarmed damage perk, i win brawls.
#23 - shodaihokage
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Dark Elf master conjuration

Whiterun Guard- Hail Summoner, Conjure up a warm bed for me will you?

Me- I will not hesitate to kill you...
#37 to #23 - archyboo
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(08/12/2012) [-]
You wield... Azura's Star? How can such a thing be possible!
#19 - mrthezho
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Is that fur? ...Coming out of your ears?
#21 to #19 - ragged [OP]
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Somebody on the Brony board suggested that.
#18 - tonythetiger
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#16 - PandeeBear
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(08/12/2012) [-]
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you have to say in your defense...
#207 to #16 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
* go to jail
* use my master lockpicking skills and open my cell
* sneak past the guards, get my gear back, not even kill a guard
* sneak out of the city like a boss
#164 to #16 - arsedick
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(08/12/2012) [-]
But sir.....
But sir.....
#138 to #16 - kyller
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(08/12/2012) [-]
i think they'll see my intentions
#67 to #16 - somniumecstasi
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(08/12/2012) [-]
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO JAIL.
#54 to #16 - evilklown
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(08/12/2012) [-]
The **** you say to me?
#45 to #16 - cruptsamurai
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Chill out i'm the **** mothering thane.
#44 to #16 - iNirvana
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#49 to #44 - wryme
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#86 to #49 - timeagain
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(08/12/2012) [-]
#94 to #86 - solarhaze
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Browseing random thread, find Hana-bros. Thumbs for all of you!
#106 to #94 - solarhaze
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Well look at that, I spelled "Browsing" wrong....
#97 to #94 - timeagain
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Hana-Bros are the best bros
#102 to #97 - solarhaze
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Hanako is the best ever!
#171 to #102 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Am I too late to the party?
#231 to #171 - solarhaze
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(08/12/2012) [-]
It's never too late for Hanako, man!
#232 to #231 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Hell yeah.
#39 to #16 - archyboo
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Od-Ah-Viing!
#33 to #16 - RequieminMortis
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#30 to #16 - kramon
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#26 to #16 - TARDIS
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(08/12/2012) [-]
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#25 to #16 - angelojuusan
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(08/12/2012) [-]
What, this? They all ran into my fists with their faces.

Oh, that guy? Oh, he jumped onto a knife.
#24 to #16 - anepicnub
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(08/12/2012) [-]
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(08/12/2012) [-]
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#17 to #16 - PandeeBear
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(08/12/2012) [-]
EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE
#70 to #17 - whitenerdy
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Mordekaiser likes your style.
#14 - boaterowns
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(08/12/2012) [-]
>Be kitted out in my guildmaster armour.
>Thief holds me up.
>I want options to say, "Getting real tired of your ********, you're out of the guild."
#15 to #14 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Had the same thing happen to me, except with the Dark Brotherhood.
>walking around in Dark Brotherhood gear.
>Suddenly assassin jumps me.
>I've already gotten to the part of the questline where I become the Listener.
>Can't just tell the assassin "Get back to the sanctuary; we're going to have a family meeting to talk about this."

I don't think he was really in the Brotherhood.
#80 to #15 - zaperzero
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(08/12/2012) [-]
>Rule every guild and group.
>Thane of every group.
>Leader of the Stormcloak rebelion.
>Killed Alduin, Parthurnax, and Murmulnir (whom is the STRONGEST dragon).
>Killed the 8 Dragonprests.
>Own majority of the named items in the world.
>Odahving is the only person who shows me any respect (probably because I killed the companions.)
#190 to #80 - dadukesta
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(08/12/2012) [-]
The new dragon in Dawnguard is a pretty cool guy two.
#216 to #190 - zaperzero
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Murmulnir > Everything
#13 - redwolfradolf
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Maybe he is....

I heard Farengar sometimes wears a guards outfit for the hell of it.
#12 - gamabomb
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(08/12/2012) [-]
**** the imperials
#10 - ninjabadger
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(08/12/2012) [-]
But then they ask if you fetch mead.
#58 to #10 - gravitystereo
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(08/12/2012) [-]
you should finish the Companion missions.
you get to become a warewolf.
#38 to #10 - archyboo
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(08/12/2012) [-]
one time a guard said that while i was in Daedric armor, so I just used the master lightning spell and went ape **** on whiterun. everyone who could be killed there is dead, even Aela and Lydia. i think my bounty is +20,000
#22 to #10 - Kennyalways ONLINE
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(08/12/2012) [-]
I ******* love it especially when the guard before him comments on you being the Harbinger
#11 to #10 - anon
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(08/12/2012) [-]
yes you do its just odd that your wearing black/red today
#1 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
he can tell by your girly walk
#27 to #1 - sirmatthew
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(08/12/2012) [-]
milkdrinker
#64 to #27 - fuzzyballs
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(08/12/2012) [-]
no lollygaggin'
#2 to #1 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
or maybe, just maaaaaybe, since the only person in the whole of skyrim, who would even run around in a full Deadric set, could only be the Dragonborn, and since everyone knows who and what the Dragonborn is, he might have concluded that you, in fact, are the same imperial from when you first entered whiterun in your steel armour
#204 to #2 - falconfist
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(08/12/2012) [-]
#51 to #2 - wrpen
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(08/12/2012) [-]
If you'll notice, that guard is from either Markarth or Falkreach, not Whiterun.
#227 to #51 - ragged [OP]
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(08/12/2012) [-]
It was Falkreath.
#3 to #2 - ragged [OP]
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I make Daedric for my companions all the time. You can also make Dwarven armor before ever entering Whiterun, which has the same face obstructing headgear style. Just sayin'.
#4 to #3 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I just give them stormcloack armour and cloacks from a mod
and I have 3 of em
#5 to #4 - ragged [OP]
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I don't use mods or anything, namely because I play on a PS3, but I was able to power-level Conjuration in order to outfit them better.
#6 to #5 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
my second nord is at LvL 1, because it seems to make more sense that giants STAY deadly, not just in the first part of the game
I just cheated all my skills to lvl 100, normal bandits are 1hit, the rest of the enemies are hard as ****, it's more fun this way
#7 to #6 - ragged [OP]
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Makes sense. Bandits don't become much of a threat until Marauders and Thugs join the ranks. Chiefs get more dangerous as their gear improves, even though it sort of stops at steel-plate armor and dwarven weapons.
#8 to #7 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I just didn't like that they lied, they said no levelled loot, but eventually you'll find ebony weapons and armour everywhere
of course, you're at the level where you can make that all yourself, but if you can find ebony everywhere, why doesn't anyone ever use it? it's just stupid