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#123 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
MFW boyfriend takes forever to find my clitoris..
#138 to #123 - schneidend ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
Or, maybe, Good Guy Boyfriend is trying to give you a non-clitoral orgasm so your clitoris doesn't get overstimulated and lose sensitivity over time.

Pic related, it's you when he hits Dat G-Spot.
User avatar #142 to #138 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
HA... When he does find it, he plays with it like crazy on purpose because he knows it becomes extremely sensitive. My boyfriend is a troll.
User avatar #140 to #138 - orgasm (08/12/2012) [-]
I really have to stop using this name -_- I get mentioned like every 5 minutes
User avatar #141 to #140 - schneidend ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
Ya done goofed.
User avatar #132 to #123 - bionicpanda ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
tmi
#135 to #132 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
TMI?   
   
......Are you twelve?
TMI?

......Are you twelve?
#152 to #135 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
My computer never lets me save that gif
My computer never lets me save that gif
User avatar #145 to #135 - bionicpanda ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
IM TURNING 12 IN A MONTH!!!11!!!
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User avatar #116 - Pharonix (08/12/2012) [-]
the guys at work gave me a new nickname
garden hose.

I can't imagine for the life of me where they got that.
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#143 to #115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 51** ******
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User avatar #110 to #105 - blankyyy (08/12/2012) [-]
Missing the hole eh get it get it?
#107 to #105 - zilvox (08/12/2012) [-]
There are scratch marks from all the times the key missed.
#109 to #107 - XxbobbyfinxX (08/12/2012) [-]
.....well that part was obvious...

I guess that refers to him not getting inside of girls....?
#111 to #109 - zilvox (08/12/2012) [-]
Bingo.
#112 to #111 - XxbobbyfinxX (08/12/2012) [-]
That's retarded.

Thanks for the help though!



#103 - shakeeb (08/12/2012) [-]
**shakeeb rolled a random image posted in comment #283418 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
MFW having sex
#102 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at good news everyone ** Odd... That's how I know I'm drunk
User avatar #99 - zapgod ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
is that how it normally is or is that when ur just drunk?
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User avatar #93 - paparomano (08/12/2012) [-]
Start having sex with the lights on (porch light)
User avatar #88 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
Because he has trouble getting it in.
#87 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
none of you get it.. its because he is really nervous when taking a girl home.. so he has a hard time getting the key into the lock.
#81 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Why my house's lock is so intresting?
User avatar #104 to #81 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Is it because it's in the shape of a complex maze mixed with an electronic lock which is a crossword puzzle esque and after you figure that out you have to give Chuck Norris the password before he lets you pass?
#113 to #104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really ? A Chuck Norris joke ? Is it 2008 or something ?
User avatar #118 to #113 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A TIME MACHINE SITTING IN MY BACKYARD ACCOMPANIED BY A SKELETON OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BUT I COULD BE LYING

OR YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE AS A JOKE WITH YOUR GOD GIVEN SENSE OF HUMOR, EITHER OR YOU KNOW
#128 to #118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
you seem like the kind of kid who thinks he's really funny, and doesn't figure out he's not until he's like 28
User avatar #131 to #128 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Try until everyone realizes I am funny and everyone else just hates.
#137 to #131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
you make me curious, how old are you?
User avatar #139 to #137 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Old enough to not be old enough.

You make me curious. What do you find not funny about my comments?
#147 to #139 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
That's what I thought. If you want an honest answer, you try too hard to make people laugh. Like look at your comment #104, that seemed like it took forever to read because you tried to make it sound really complex and then you mentioned chuck norris, not to mention that it had nothing to do with Michael J. Fox or Parkinson's disease. Your comments just look to me like a middle schooler to early highschooler trying to be funny.
User avatar #148 to #147 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. Picture was related where? The purple lines entertain me.
#151 to #148 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Whoa, whoa. This didn't occur to me until just now, do you not know who Michael J. Fox is?
User avatar #153 to #151 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I live beneath a rock in the middle of nowhere.

My ability to not know of things has surprised even me.
#160 to #153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Oooooohhh. That explains everything. He's an actor who has Parkinson's, a disease which causes you to shake. The joke of the picture was that the lock was his because obviously someone was very shaky with a key.
User avatar #167 to #160 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh, I get it. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABILITY TO NOT KNOW. I don't often leave that chatroom I have in another tab.
#203 to #167 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
I apologize deeply for this, I seem to have dragged you into a hole of red thumbs, this is not what I meant to happen. It is best you do not reply.
#175 to #167 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
It's cool, not everybody knows who he is I guess.
User avatar #80 - bobodevetjedan (08/12/2012) [-]
i know i'm bad at rape because i can't pick a lock
#78 - sketchysketchist (08/11/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at What? ** I'm so good at sex.
#76 - ikinkajou (08/11/2012) [-]
**ikinkajou rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Hairy Pit Women ** Why I'm terrible at pleasuring women.
#75 - MisfitsFan (08/11/2012) [-]
**** bitches get unlocked doors
User avatar #121 to #75 - kietzu (08/12/2012) [-]
Kingdom hearts in a nutshell.
#69 - randomlunchbox (08/11/2012) [-]
**randomlunchbox rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Day 42 ** how i know i am.
User avatar #68 - imusingdaforce (08/11/2012) [-]
you ******* should really leave this ******** site and go to reddit....
User avatar #124 to #68 - archangelnight (08/12/2012) [-]
**** that, reddit is confusing as hell.
#74 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2012) [-]
The 						****					 is wrong with reddit? I browse reddit and funnyjunk, and they both make me laugh. gif unrelated.
The **** is wrong with reddit? I browse reddit and funnyjunk, and they both make me laugh. gif unrelated.
#71 to #68 - lukrycia (08/11/2012) [-]
This isn't a ******** site. Why have an account if you don't seem to like this site very much?
#314 to #71 - imusingdaforce (08/12/2012) [-]
i used to like it. but in 2 years i cared, it only went downhill....
#316 to #314 - lukrycia (08/12/2012) [-]
Awww. Well, no one really gives a crap, so there was no point in posting the original comment. JS. Have fun on reddit though.
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