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#648 - MotokoKatachiRox
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(08/11/2012) [-]
This is from Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, from the back of the book.
#633 - beatmasterz
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I love how everyone knows what to do in an apocalypse, but probably everyone would really just die or panic.
#616 - floridaeskimo
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(08/11/2012) [-]
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#606 - celticspirit
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Hey guise! i got a good idea for next series of deadliest warrior... why don't we, now listen closely this is the good part, why don't we compare two warriors on how long they would survive in a zombie apocalypse?
#638 to #606 - wrought
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Sounds great!
#600 - permanentlyscrewed
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#642 to #597 - rangerofgondor
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(08/11/2012) [-]
and cloverfield..
#641 to #597 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
tell that to the movie Quarantine
#688 to #641 - jordoguy
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Quarantine is a ****** rip off of the much superior film REC
#643 to #641 - youngfearless
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(08/11/2012) [-]
yeah but everyone was bound to die in the movie anyway, they wouldn't let anyone out
#686 to #643 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
And cloverfield
#596 - paperpunch
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(08/11/2012) [-]
What if zombies wont look the same and act the same as we think they would? what if they would all be like boomers from l4d2? will melee weapons be needed? **** NO. you'll be covered in puke..
#578 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Uhmm.. if a Zombie Apocalypse happens who would join me i have blades and knives and silenced rifles for rabbit hunting :)

#620 to #578 - BrotherDeath
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Where is it that you live? (roughly)
#622 to #620 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
South England in chichester :D
#624 to #622 - BrotherDeath
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I'm in the East; count me the hell in ^^
#636 to #624 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
We would have to get to a safe place first............
Bar all way in make sure they's a ladder for us to get in?
#733 to #636 - BrotherDeath
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Simple enough; if we can find a multi-story building, clear the top floors and destroy any way up (other than perhaps a removable ladder) then we can stay there for a few years. If it's a block of flats we can scavenge all the food we need, and live in relative comfort. We should designate a meeting place, however; any town or city in mind?
#735 to #733 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
My town is **** so nope we will have to find another but we will raid this one first for food then bag up with supplies and then move out with caution find survivors they's a police station right next tot the town so we go oin there find guns and ammo....
#736 to #735 - BrotherDeath
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(08/11/2012) [-]
That's a good start. We can also do the one thing I've always wanted to do. Find a deserted supermarket, get a trolley each, and grabe anything we want. After that, we'll have to travel to a town or city with a preferably tall block of flats; of we destroy or barricade the stairs and sabotage the lift, we can hold out for at least a few weeks before needing to venture out for supplies. I'm not too familiar with the Chichester area; anywhere with a block of flats within , say, ten miles?
#737 to #736 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
They's a school my old one its got 3floors and sheltered roof , errr a pub a cathedral, cinema and lots restaurants there but the supe rmarkets are like 1 1/2 mile from the town. we would have to get back packs and tight clothing to easy maneuvering round places they's car parks 4story carpark swimming center we got good things for survival
#738 to #737 - BrotherDeath
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(08/11/2012) [-]
OK, so we have weapons, supplies, and shelter. That's about all we can plan for at this stage; we'll have to make the rest up as we go along, I suppose. Thank you in advance for your hospitality, and I hope we don't start shooting each other rather than the zombies. See you at the apocalypse.
#739 to #738 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
You will be a good asset i wouldn't shoot you :D
See you at the Apocalypse :D
#734 to #733 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
:D
#677 to #636 - Odobisean
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(08/11/2012) [-]
To the Winchester?
(Horrible Shaun of the Dead reference)
#679 to #677 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Maybe would you join us? if not and you're a rebel we would kill you...
#683 to #679 - Odobisean
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Nah I think I'll just stay in my Cold War era bomb shelter with 3 years worth of food and enough gas to run the generator for 6 months
#687 to #683 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
So you're far away then?
#691 to #687 - Odobisean
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Yeah
#694 to #691 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Then you're safe from me and Brotherdeath :D
#625 to #624 - puresoul
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Yay :D
#577 - classiccolour
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Also cemeteries are safe. Mainly because you have wide vision, and no zombie could come out of the ground due to the mass of the dirt and the closed coffin itself.
#614 to #577 - daisynomnom
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(08/11/2012) [-]
They're no safer than fields?
#617 to #614 - classiccolour
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Hmmm, well depends on what kind of fields. Like tall grass is an issue within itself, just because everything is hidden. Even so, he only really wrote about cemeteries to show that they're actually pretty safe places. But yeah, similar to fields i guess =P
#618 to #617 - daisynomnom
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Fair (:
#574 - honditar
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Rule nr.1: Don't be black
#572 - lolfire
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Surely the best thing to do would be to dig a trench around your house and fill it with Hydrofluric acid...
They would just walk in, then dissolve (bones included) and the acid would not be used up...
#598 to #572 - crilleballe
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(08/11/2012) [-]
And how are you gonna dig a trench into the concrete road outside your house without heavy equipment? And how are you gonna get your hand on 500.000 litres of hydroflouric acid?
#603 to #598 - lolfire
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(08/11/2012) [-]
With heavy machinery. That's how.
Actually I've already said that it's only 280 litres
And it can be bought from chemical supplies
10 metric tons of Hydrofluric acid only costs £300
#605 to #603 - crilleballe
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(08/11/2012) [-]
If you only use 280 litres you're gonna have a 10 cm deep 30 cm wide trench. That's not gonna stop anything.
#608 to #605 - lolfire
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(08/11/2012) [-]
They can't get out, so there's no need for it to be deep, just let them slowly burn
Of course you could always substitute the acid for any other corrosive liquid
#610 to #608 - crilleballe
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(08/11/2012) [-]
They can't get out of a 10 cm deep trench? Well in that case they can get over it.
I'd say you need at least 1m wide by 50 cm deep. That's half a ton of acid per metre around your house.
#611 to #610 - lolfire
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(08/11/2012) [-]
No, what I'm saying is a 7 foot trench with a very thin layer of corrosive liquid at the bottom

Of course I'm basing all of this the tactic I use in Terraria by digging a trench and filling it with magma....
#613 to #611 - crilleballe
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Aaah okay, that's a clever idea. I still don't think 280 litres is enough tho. Depends on the size of your house. Also, do you plan on leaving your fortress for food and water or did you wanna grow it on your own?
#580 to #572 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
what do you use to contain the acid?
#592 to #580 - lolfire
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Glass or concrete
#569 - justacritic
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(08/11/2012) [-]
But this is just on the back of the Zombie Survival Guide by
Max Brooks?
#565 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
2 is ********
3 is ********
4 is ********
6 requires is only slightly ********
7 is ********
10 is just stupid and should just go away
#583 to #565 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I agree 7 is stupid, but the rest seem to make..sense... somewhat
blades don't need reloading, they need sharpening
#568 to #565 - oniiking ONLINE
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I actually slightly agree with you on 6 & 7, certain situations man. But other than that, I say you are the first to die.
#584 to #568 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
's wrong with destroying the staircase? you can still get down, but they can't get up
#586 to #584 - oniiking ONLINE
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(08/11/2012) [-]
that would depends how the stairs are designed, yeah if it's would you could burn/destroy/chop it up. but lets say your running from a horde. do you have time to C4 2 flights of cement steps.
that would depends how the stairs are designed, yeah if it's would you could burn/destroy/chop it up. but lets say your running from a horde. do you have time to C4 2 flights of cement steps.
#590 to #586 - oniiking ONLINE
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(08/11/2012) [-]
God, so many mistakes... I'm sorry for anyone who had to read this. I'm really tired.
God, so many mistakes... I'm sorry for anyone who had to read this. I'm really tired.
#589 to #586 - fuzzyballs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I think it's implied are easily destroyed
#593 to #589 - oniiking ONLINE
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Implications, I guess I just take some of these too seriously. I'm slightly expecting to need this information one day.
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#560 - thepiratemonkey
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(08/11/2012) [-]
**** the bike, I'm on a boat.
#558 - kornadth
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(08/11/2012) [-]
just sayin'
#556 - pjuns
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(08/11/2012) [-]
If you follow the first thing, it wont get far, and it'll be boring, and all those I hate wont die. so, skip the first one
#553 - xlettersx
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I got some tanto's and bowie knives, I require more.

Like laser beam vision. :|
#544 - johndapro
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Man, Max Brooks is a really good writer. If you want to buy a good zombie survival guide buy this one, it's made by Max Brooks and it goes through every aspect of everything you can think of
#539 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I wish I had a dirt bike.