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#157 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
**thetacomaster rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Lead a stickman to the other side ** the stranger i banged
User avatar #158 to #157 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
damn right i ****** pac-man
#161 to #158 - lastsamurai (08/10/2012) [-]
You cheated on me!??
You cheated on me!??
User avatar #164 to #161 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
how long have you been saving that for? i just ran at least 20 situations and none of them could have a reason for saving that.
#166 to #164 - lastsamurai (08/10/2012) [-]
She comforts me like no one can man can...
<-- Can man
#167 to #166 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
why the 						****					 do you have these?
why the **** do you have these?
#168 to #167 - lastsamurai (08/10/2012) [-]
I don't know...
Want more of my **** ?
#169 to #168 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
#171 to #169 - lastsamurai (08/10/2012) [-]
So ehh..   
Do I have to say something funny now?
So ehh..
Do I have to say something funny now?
User avatar #172 to #171 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
at this point i dont even know
#173 to #172 - lastsamurai (08/10/2012) [-]
Me neither
Me neither
#174 to #173 - thetacomaster (08/10/2012) [-]
what's happpeeennninnnggg
#156 - terminalinfinity (08/10/2012) [-]
Have sex with stranger
#153 - demandsgayversion has deleted their comment [-]
#152 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Video Game Movie Posters ** what I bang every night
#151 - berbercurlyhair (08/10/2012) [-]
#149 - lazerdude (08/10/2012) [-]
Player is only a good thing if you're a guy. Last time I looked girls tend to avoid players, but some don't and that's why women are silly
#147 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
source on that hot girl???? :O
#155 to #150 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
that is sauce you dumb ass it's not all the same :)
that is sauce you dumb ass it's not all the same :)
User avatar #170 to #155 - irmcmuffin (08/10/2012) [-]
>Implying I can read
#146 - smokeyrainbow (08/10/2012) [-]
**smokeyrainbow rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Chairception **
#143 - midgetlord (08/10/2012) [-]
if a key fits many locks then it is a master key but if a lock is opened by many keys then it is a ****** lock
#198 to #143 - syntheticdoll (08/10/2012) [-]
If a pencil sharpener sharpens many pancils it's awesome but i it only sharpens a few it sucks. I'm just turning this dump logic backwards.
If a pencil sharpener sharpens many pancils it's awesome but i it only sharpens a few it sucks. I'm just turning this dump logic backwards.
#145 to #143 - derpherpdurr (08/10/2012) [-]
****					 YOU. I was just about to post this and was making the long trek to the leave a comment button, but then you, YOU! YOU HAD TO 						****					 IT UP
**** YOU. I was just about to post this and was making the long trek to the leave a comment button, but then you, YOU! YOU HAD TO **** IT UP
#311 to #148 - derpherpdurr (08/10/2012) [-]
I'm not angry, it's okay my starchild.
#135 - alucardshellhound (08/10/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The truth, and then some **
User avatar #132 - connorjay (08/10/2012) [-]
It's evolutionary.

Men **** to have as many kids as possible, and more partners = more kids.
Women are actually just meant to look after the child, and hope the male stays.

More or less anyway, I did an essay on this last November.
#136 to #132 - thetrolltrolley (08/10/2012) [-]
I first read the second line as "Men have to **** as many kids as possible."
User avatar #137 to #136 - connorjay (08/10/2012) [-]
Sorry typo, that's actually what I meant.
User avatar #130 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Well think of it like this.... if a key can open many locks, it's an awesome key. But if a lock can be opened by many keys, it's a ****** lock.
#129 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Female has more control over the matter of having sex, for that she can be easy or hard to get. While men will have to 'accomplish' more to get the females. So men need to work more.
#124 - djdwreck (08/10/2012) [-]
**djdwreck rolls 58**
I enjoy minecraft
#120 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
A male won't protect a female and her offspring if the male can't be sure that the offspring are his. This is why promiscuous females are frowned upon.

Nature doesn't subscribe to human concepts such as equality and fairness.
#131 to #120 - ddpk (08/10/2012) [-]
You can't 						****					 with human nature.
You can't **** with human nature.
User avatar #121 to #120 - RandomAnonGuy (08/10/2012) [-]
That actually makes sense to me...
User avatar #123 to #121 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
Humans like to think that they're not animals.
Humans like to think they can socially engineer their nature.
#125 to #123 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
Humans are idiots.

At least most of them are.
User avatar #126 to #125 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
It seems that way because idiots speak loudly. Most people aren't idiots.
User avatar #128 to #126 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
I'd like to clarify that we all make mistakes and do/say foolish things. To say you and I aren't idiots is dishonest.
#127 to #126 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
Judging from the way the world seems these days, there's more idiots than intelligent people on this planet.
User avatar #134 to #127 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
People are a product of their environment and are easily influenced.

In the Southern US children are instilled with religion. You might say that because they don't believe in evolution that they're dumb, but they haven't been taught different, and if they are given the opportunity they're told to disregard it.

On MTV we see spoiled 16yo girls that have never been told no. They act like they deserve everything for doing nothing. It doesn't make them dumb. It's like giving bags of treats to a dog for no reason and then demanding it to perform tasks for no reward.

Knowledge ≠ Intelligence. Intelligence is inherent. Idiocy is subjective and opinion.

You shouldn't think of yourself superior to others.
#323 to #134 - sacredmagic (08/10/2012) [-]
I Love this thread. All of my thumbs.
User avatar #317 to #134 - jarelk (08/10/2012) [-]
You are a very smart and educated person and I want you to be in my friends list.

Because I love you.
User avatar #306 to #134 - starvaggi (08/10/2012) [-]
The last time I made the argument that you are born with intelligence, and intelligence is only a capacity for learning knowledge, (all different types of knowledge, from conceptual to simple memorization to mechanical to name a few) people thumbed me down and said that studying makes kids smarter and that dumb people are dumb because they don't do well in school, instead of the other way around.

Thank you for making this argument better than I apparently was capable of making it.
User avatar #292 to #134 - afjhahsdsl (08/10/2012) [-]
about your example about southerners, in my perspective.
I would say that a good quote would be:

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

― Albert Einstein

It's nothing important but i really like that quote and base most of my personalty upon others on it.
I was just wondering if you, as an individual share the same point of view (more/less)
as this quote.
just curious about your personality. I'm not trying to judge you. You just seem like pretty chill person who actually knows "what's up".

#154 to #134 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Please reproduce. We need people like you, not anymore gOd peeple R soo Dum !! all gurlz R whorez, we the internet peeple R awsum
#142 to #134 - nephritho (08/10/2012) [-]
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we are just a bunch of cattle ready to be abused by the people that have a higher power
we just got barely out the woods compared to the other +/- 200000 years of our existence like you told we like to think we are high and mighty
reality is different
#138 to #134 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
I never said I was superior, I simply stated my opinion. The way you're raised and the environment you're raised in aren't the two sole factors that determine how intelligent you are. Events that occur in your life, the people you meet, the way you personally view things and process things, are some of the things that make up who you are and determine what you deem acceptable behavior. It isn't that people were raised in such ways that I have issue with, it's that they deem it an acceptable way to view things. People these days seem to be self-entitled and self absorbed brats that have been spoiled rotten, and they see nothing wrong with it.

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#210 to #201 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
You say that as if nobody judges anyone else, but they do. I'd be willing to bet that even you judge the actions of others. Unless you can truthfully say that you find the actions of another person neither offensive or wonderful, you have no right to take offense to my views of the general attitude I believe most people have these days.

I suppose my opinion can be viewed as judgement, though I prefer the term observation. Either way, whether it's regarded as observation or judgement, unless you can say you don't do it as well regardless of the subject in question, your statement is hypocritical.
#214 to #210 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#216 to #214 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
What do you think of me?
#217 to #216 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#218 to #217 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
And what do you think of me so obviously trying to get you to give an opinion of me?
#219 to #218 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#221 to #219 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
And I think you're just saying that while avoided giving out any actual opinion due to wanting to avoid being accused of judging me. The truth is everyone judges, no exceptions. You aren't someone that views humanity from a non-biased point, whether or not you think you judge, you do. I don't need to goad you into judging me in order for that to be true, nor do I care to waste my time trying to do so.

#223 to #221 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#226 to #223 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
I don't need to know you. Exactly how did I prove your point? This is the internet, where anyone can make claims without needing to back it up, and where people can easily pretend things about them are true that aren't. It's not hard to make it seem like you don't judge, simply use non-descriptive words and reduce your statements to simple facts such as "You are right, I do not know you." much like what you've done in response to me. A few posts over the internet prove nothing.
#333 to #226 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#366 to #333 - chaoticwaffle (08/11/2012) [-]
Except that.. you know, you did. Calling me intolerant is a judgement, and a false one at that.
#372 to #366 - chaoticwaffle (08/12/2012) [-]
Yet again it won't allow me to reply directly to your message, this is in response to #370.

Hate is a strong dislike, and disliking something, as I've already said, is different from intolerance. You say you don't judge, yet you call me intolerant, whether or not I gave you reason to believe I'm intolerent you decided that I am. That's a judgement, and because of that as long as you continue to say that you don't judge you only lose credibility.
#370 to #366 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#368 to #366 - chaoticwaffle (08/11/2012) [-]
Seeing as it won't let me reply to your message bemysenorita, I'll have to post this response as a reply to my earlier post.

My disliking the attitude of certain people doesn't mean I'm intolerant, I'm not out on a mission to eliminate them nor do I act out against them violently. Disliking something and being intolerant of something are two entirely different things.
#367 to #366 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 to #138 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
The way you were posting you counted yourself among the superior, intelligent folk.

As I explained, that's nurture. It's how they were raised and conditioned, they don't know any different. It takes an awful lot to shake the only belief, lifestyle or values you've ever known. Children are highly impressionable. You're acting like Humans aren't animals, that they can't be so easily influenced, that they're born with critical thinking skills, that they all share the same experiences.

I'm vain, jaded, apathetic, unambitious, uncharismatic, emotionally detached and unable to maintain long-term relationships. Just because I was raised in a non-religious household with critical thinking skills and I wasn't handed everything on a silver platter doesn't mean that I'm intelligent.
#175 to #144 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
Your nurturing is beside the point... nurture isn't the only thing that will determine how someone behaves, I already said that so your post serves no purpose. I never said humans weren't impressionable, I didn't even so much as imply it, considering one of my issues is that many people follow the same trend of acting as if common sense was never even something that existed. Most of the culture these days is absolute trash and people blindly follow it, acting like no decent human being would because it's "just the normal thing to do."
User avatar #186 to #175 - deltadeltadelta (08/10/2012) [-]
Nurture is how our environment influences us. Nature is the inherent. Those are the two thinks which determine who we are so I don't know what you're eluding to.

I don't mean to belittle your speech, but your narrative has consistently been the angsty teenager belief of "everyone is **** , but I'm special". You should keep in mind that the people you look down on may look down on you. You'll find no shortage of your peers in full agreement with what you've said.
#276 to #186 - ilikebigdick (08/10/2012) [-]
The stuff you have posted is the most profound thinking I have read on this website.
Thumbz 4 u
#191 to #186 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
My apologies if that's the tone I'm trying to express my thoughts with, but being special isn't exactly important to me. If people choose to look down on me then that's their choice, seeing as I have no control over what they think and vice versa.

I was never trying to argue what factors determine how a person learns and develops their personality and attitude, simply state that I personally disapprove of the general attitude of most people these days.
#204 to #191 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 to #204 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh? Where did I state that the people I was referring to were on tv? I'm speaking from personal experience with such people, and how they seem to outnumber those that are actually decent human beings. Don't make assumptions.
#215 to #209 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#222 to #215 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
It's not the people I hate, simply the behavior I dislike.
#224 to #222 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#227 to #224 - chaoticwaffle (08/10/2012) [-]
You do realize that "you are intolerant" is a judgement, right?

Just because I dislike a certain attitude doesn't mean I'm intolerant, it's ignorant to assume so.
#264 to #227 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
"Humans are idiots.

At least most of them are."

I've bet you've never been outside your country, or region. You're judging certain people, probably from afar, since you would not talk to someone you deem intolerable. Once you judge them, you automatically assume "most humans are like this", hence your above statement. There are 7 billion people, assuming "most" would have to be higher then the median of humans, 3.5 billion, and I highly doubt you've met 3.5 billion people. How about you take a step of your high horse and stop judging. Those humans you dislike, are humans altogether. If you want to do something better than judging, how about you try to help them? Don't just talk about them on the internet.

#365 to #264 - chaoticwaffle (08/11/2012) [-]
I don't have to meet 3.5 billion people, you could consider those people that I've met and decided are idiots a sample size. When scientists research a certain subject and there's a large amount, or when researchers send out surveys, they don't do it all at once. They take a sample size and base their results off that.

Certain people act stupidly and immaturely, whether or not you think me judging them is okay is irrelevant. The amount of people that act in such a way is irrelevant. I never said ALL the people in the world act in such a way, just that most do. Going out and meeting every single person in the world would be tedious and serve no purpose because even if I did, and say you were right, that most of them aren't that idiotic, the fact is there will still be that large population that acts like that.

Either way my opinion is correct, regardless of the amount of people in question.
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#118 - sanepane (08/10/2012) [-]
I've posted this once, and I'll post it again!
#108 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #108 - usmcoorah (08/10/2012) [-]
Yes. This. Thank you for putting into words what I could not.
User avatar #111 to #108 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
True, but the implications are entirely different. To most guys, more sex is a compliment, whereas it's an insult to a woman, and vice verse.
#107 - belakewe (08/10/2012) [-]
**belakewe rolls 06**
#140 to #107 - varric (08/10/2012) [-]
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**varric rolls 33** take mine, friend
#113 to #107 - anonymusisgone (08/10/2012) [-]
You might be needing this.
#101 - fuckinTroll (08/10/2012) [-]
this is why i hate double standards. so, you take a girl. and she starts having sex with a lot of guys then everyone is like "OMG SHE IS SUCH A SLUT!!!" but if a guy does the same then people just call him gay.
#103 to #101 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
you stole that from tumblr
#105 to #103 - fuckinTroll (08/10/2012) [-]
i dont use tumbler
User avatar #102 to #101 - psydoc (08/10/2012) [-]
That's a hole different situation.
User avatar #110 to #102 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I really hope you were going for a pun on that one.
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