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User avatar #61 - predominance (08/10/2012) [-]
I'm just going to get some **** out of the way before some ********* do stupid **** .

Lasers. HURT. My 1W laser will BURN your skin in less than a second, and it will blind you before your blink reflex kicks in.

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LASER. ******* . SAFETY.

NEXT. BUYING.
Lasers are NOT cheap. Pricing is as follows in $/mW:
Yellow/Gold/Cyan
Green
Purple
Blue
Red

Lazerer
DragonLaser
laserpointerforums

ALL valid places to buy a laser from.

Higher-wattage lasers do NOT mean a brighter light. A 500mW green laser will vastly outshine my 1W blue laser.

DO NOT **** WITH LASERS. THEY ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH, BUT VERY DANGEROUS.
User avatar #64 to #61 - predominance (08/10/2012) [-]
As an after-thought.

Lasers are safe around 5-6mW. Your blink reflex WILL save your eyesight.

Invisible lasers ARE ******* . DANGEROUS. IR lasers above 800mW WILL BLIND YOU PERMANENTLY WITH A BEAM YOU CAN NOT SEE.

Single-mode lasers are not focused, meaning their energy has no focal point.
Focusable lasers have the ability to create a focal point where there is a maximum amount of energy. This is the burning spot for lighting matches, popping balloons, burning clothes, etc.
#62 to #61 - thenewgizmobox (08/10/2012) [-]
but seriously thanks for the tips.
#58 - lokiwins (08/09/2012) [-]
Is it broken?
#57 - johnnyiscool ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmmm, super laser....
User avatar #55 - randomnab (08/09/2012) [-]
wickedlasers (dot) com/arctic
User avatar #60 to #55 - predominance (08/10/2012) [-]
Buy from WickedLaser.

I dare you.
#54 - iamphoenix (08/09/2012) [-]
Because science.
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User avatar #48 - Lolzster (08/09/2012) [-]
ima firin muh lazer
#44 - pariahlol (08/09/2012) [-]
Time to save my money up for a superlaser. 400 bucks and you can get a superlaser with a blade that it can attach to. Somebody has to fight the sith
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#50 to #42 - coolnerd (08/09/2012) [-]
**coolnerd rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at Dog ** indeed
User avatar #51 to #50 - coolnerd (08/09/2012) [-]
...wut
User avatar #41 - zajiczech (08/09/2012) [-]
The laser concentrate all the fotons to one point, so the balloons warm up quickly anD is DeSTROYED!!!!! ........you are welcome
#38 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
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**** you to you rat bastard.
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#53 to #49 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
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**** you too bitch nugget.
User avatar #43 to #38 - kageshi (08/09/2012) [-]
i just got that one.
User avatar #45 to #43 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Gahhhh **** . I'm guessing there's no way you'd trade. Funnyjunk cheated me out of that one, making me scroll to even see the damn captcha.
#37 - candymountain (08/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #36 - tonyri (08/09/2012) [-]
This isn't that hard to do you can buy one of these lasers for a few hundred bucks.
One site that sells them is www.wickedlasers.com/
User avatar #35 - whitcher (08/09/2012) [-]
Guys it might please you to know this is homemade entirely from computer parts.
#34 - teamsilverback (08/09/2012) [-]
**teamsilverback rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at RANDOM FACTS-60 ** now imagine those are all terrorists
#33 - thecreepyguy (08/09/2012) [-]
>You will never know what that really sounds like
User avatar #30 - ghirahn (08/09/2012) [-]
*PEW PEW*
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