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#100 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
The ironic thing is, they're only talking to her because she is beautiful. If she was ugly and had a good personality, none would be interested. If a man is ugly or less attractive than the woman, they expect more and make a ****/piss storm about how superficial women are. Double standards.
#115 to #100 - fuzzy lumpkins
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(08/09/2012) [-]
The point, though, is that if two mean of equal attractiveness were presented to her, she would choose the one who was a douche over the one who is genuinely a good person.  I've never met a girl who wasn't at least kind of attracted to douchebags, simply because they are douchebags. And I think that's because guys see all their douchebaggy ******** and see it for what it is, while girls see all that as balls. There is a massive difference between a guy who is actually strong and can stand up for himself, and a douchebag. I'm just saying. gif unrelated.
The point, though, is that if two mean of equal attractiveness were presented to her, she would choose the one who was a douche over the one who is genuinely a good person. I've never met a girl who wasn't at least kind of attracted to douchebags, simply because they are douchebags. And I think that's because guys see all their douchebaggy ******** and see it for what it is, while girls see all that as balls. There is a massive difference between a guy who is actually strong and can stand up for himself, and a douchebag. I'm just saying. gif unrelated.
#116 to #115 - fuzzy lumpkins
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(08/09/2012) [-]
two *men* of equal attractiveness.
#105 to #100 - Spikeydeath
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(08/09/2012) [-]
********, i look for personality
i dont care about looks, just dont be an idiot
#145 to #105 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
your fooling yourself or your a ******* saint.
#153 to #145 - Spikeydeath
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(08/09/2012) [-]
I'm a ******* saint, ive never dated an "attractive"girl
#104 to #100 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
you are definitely right about that.
#102 to #100 - TheJailerPedo
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Ugly chicks do the same thing and ugly dudes will actually try to look better instead of just sitting around eating ice cream and complaining
#113 to #102 - hopeadope
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Oh look! Another fat guy doing nothing about it!
#114 to #113 - TheJailerPedo
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Haha yeah alright I was thinking more like chubbyish fat guys that hadn't given up at trying to get a woman haha but no ur rite
#122 to #114 - hopeadope
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Nah it's fine :) I just wanted an excuse to use my fat guy pictures
#108 to #102 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Listen to yourself, man. Have you any idea how stupid you just sounded right there?
#107 to #102 - hopeadope
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Oh will he?
#99 - beroty
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Why she have a mustache?...
Why she have a mustache?...
#97 - lolollo
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Everyone saying the top one is a creep:   
   
"Oh my God why can't I find someone who cares for me, loves me for me, and would respect me as a human being?!"   
"Hi, my name is derp, and I can't help but want to get to know you."   
"MG CREEP GET AWAY FROM ME *pepper spray*"   
   
Rather counter intuitive don't ya think?
Everyone saying the top one is a creep:

"Oh my God why can't I find someone who cares for me, loves me for me, and would respect me as a human being?!"
"Hi, my name is derp, and I can't help but want to get to know you."
"MG CREEP GET AWAY FROM ME *pepper spray*"

Rather counter intuitive don't ya think?
#93 - bacabac
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(08/09/2012) [-]
**bacabac rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at Stuck in a game... ** MFW I go "sploosh"
#147 to #93 - upsideyourface
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Patric Star, master of Wumbo
#92 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
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#90 - jigglepuff
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(08/09/2012) [-]
OK, this was pretty funny but if i was a girl and i got the same message from the first guy, i'd be kinda creeped out.
#80 - sefercil
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(08/09/2012) [-]
except...no
except...no
#96 to #80 - monkeylovefishy
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(08/09/2012) [-]
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#78 - bakinboy ONLINE
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#76 - kingredeaded
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(08/09/2012) [-]
**kingredeaded rolled a random image posted in comment #90660 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles ** MFW my ex was like that
#73 - waffleofdoom
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Sploosh
#72 - waffleofdoom
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(08/09/2012) [-]
What's if a girl finds both of those to be creepy. I personally wouldn't send either of those to a girl I have had one or two conversations with in person... Maybe it contributes as to why I have been single my whole life, but it just seems creepy and the opposite of what I have to do.
#106 to #72 - mortality
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Both of those are creepy. The second one is just a ******* douche, and guys like the first one say sweet things, but they usually turn out to be really desperate and just as creepy. Not saying that's the case with all, but I've just had way too much experience with the sweet, yet desperate type.
#101 to #72 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
and yet you have been single your whole life....what i took from that paragraph is taht you don't know what your doing
#71 - ericzxvc
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(08/09/2012) [-]
I'm tired of the stupid people saying they do look for personality over looks, that's ********. First off, first impressions are incredibly important and you can't look across a room and tell somebodies personality, the only thing you can determine is their looks. Our DNA is programmed to look for good looking individuals so don't give me some BS about how you don't value them, IT IS HARD WIRED INTO YOUR ******* BRAIN. And don't pretend you're some good ******* person for not liking guys for their looks because all you're doing is ******* over evolution.

- Personalities in general are not bad, sure there's a douche or bitch here and there, but most people's personalities are good; they're different, but not good or bad.

- Hate to break it to you but people who are good looking tend to be more popular causing increased social development and in turn causing a "better" personality.

- Just because you find a guy who like ******* Zelda or something does not make him good compared to a guy who likes football, those are interests and they are completely subjective and do not make one person's personality better than the other.

- If you are one of those girls who says they don't care about looks then 99% time they're either, lying, or they've never been in the position where they've been offered both. If the girl is average and never gets the guys with the looks, then you are in absolutely no position to make that call. If one day guys were all over you, then you're going to pick the guy who is good looking; because that's how life works, if you say no then you're probably just lying to yourself.
#124 to #71 - otik
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(08/09/2012) [-]
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#89 to #71 - memeinmycoffee
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(08/09/2012) [-]
I agree with this so hard.
#77 to #71 - pineappleninja
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#87 to #77 - ericzxvc
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, yeah, it's long, read it if you want, or don't if you don't. Just thumb me down for disagreeing with the message, not the length.
#88 to #87 - pineappleninja
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(08/09/2012) [-]
actually i did not thumb you up or down, but i have thumbed you up because of your down thumb because i didnt read it
actually i did not thumb you up or down, but i have thumbed you up because of your down thumb because i didnt read it
#91 to #88 - ericzxvc
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(08/09/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down...
#95 to #91 - pineappleninja
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(08/09/2012) [-]
i mean that i didnt do anything other than the post, but then i thumbed you up because someone did thumb you down ;)
#68 - willypmedina
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(08/09/2012) [-]
**willypmedina rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at swan from hell ** HFW
#61 - metaldubstepotato
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(08/09/2012) [-]
hfw
#60 - silverlance
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(08/09/2012) [-]
If those guys spend the same amount of time working out as they do fagging up their hair, they would have no problems with women
#58 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Top one is a creep
#57 - flappingtitties
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(08/09/2012) [-]
This made me laugh so hard,I wish I had more thumbs to give
#54 - AWAL
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Yes, seems about right. Sploosh.
#46 - lcknightswill
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Holes
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