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#247 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
i would kill for a sora haircut
#242 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Dsend, you suck at comedy. If sucking were an Olympic event, you would still place last just by virtue of how much you truly suck. Your comics are never funny, you just make elaborate stories that contain no punchline. The fact that you continually make the front page is a testament to this site's inability to distinguish comedy from whatever the **** this is.
#238 - epictitle (08/08/2012) [-]
made me laugh :D
#245 to #238 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
This is why Dsend makes the front page.
This is what passes for comedy.
User avatar #236 - jonnytheg (08/08/2012) [-]
I thought it was good Dsend :)
#234 - mantisinmypantis (08/08/2012) [-]
Now...this is just me being a big KH nerd, but...because his hair is black, wouldn't that mean he looks more like Vanitas?
User avatar #244 to #234 - stripedcomet (08/08/2012) [-]
Is that traverse town in the background? it looks like the 3rd district
User avatar #297 to #244 - mantisinmypantis (08/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, this is from KH1. The scene right after you defeat the Guard Armor and officially meet Donald and Goofy. This was Sora's response to "our ship runs on happy faces."
User avatar #300 to #297 - stripedcomet (08/11/2012) [-]
lol... i loved that moment!
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User avatar #228 - DrBobsPatient (08/08/2012) [-]
wow... i mean some of the content on the front page is bad, but this is just awful.
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User avatar #232 to #231 - DrBobsPatient (08/08/2012) [-]
see? my point is proven. no creativity.
#220 - dubslao (08/08/2012) [-]
How dare you show your ****** , unfunny face around here.
#235 to #220 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it, faggot?
Watcha gonna do about it, faggot?
#219 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
gta san andreas
#214 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Because the FJ community is stupid and immature, I will now list every single joke to be seen in the comic, since most of you can't understand humor any higher up than a ****** pun:

1.) DSend is suddenly buff, although he's never been buff before and was normal in his last comic.
2.) He's seen having an erection/huge dick.
3.) Meta humor in how he's acknowledging comments that were made in a previous comic with a reference to change his appearance to something more masculine.
4.) He's too lazy/stupid to actually work out, thus, he got a blow up suit instead.
5.) He's mocking his friend for having "emo faggot" hair, when he clearly comes across as flamboyant with his current look.
6.) Countless easter egg jokes and references in the background, which someone might pick up if they had any patience and didn't just breeze through the comic.
7.) Again, countless references to characters of fiction and celebrities in the background, as well as the main one to Sora.
8.) The next haircut somehow changed the appearance of his face and gave him a mustache.
9.) Because DSend got THREE different haircuts at the very fancy and expensive "Le Salon," all of which defied logic and gravity, there would be no way either of the two could pay, leading DSend's friend to have to knock out the hairdresser and escape.

You're all welcome. Stupid cunts.
#226 to #214 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
Thank you, anon.
Thank you, anon.
-7
#217 to #214 - deadboyisalive **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 - mistahlegend (08/08/2012) [-]
meh
#208 - stevemachtwo (08/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#206 - XShanaynayX (08/08/2012) [-]
Should've got the WAHAHA. Dsend, I see what you did there. Still a ****** comic, but I see what you did there
#230 to #206 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
>Using X's in the beginning and ending of a username.
>Using X's in the beginning and ending of a username.
#284 to #230 - XShanaynayX (08/08/2012) [-]
Everyone else says your comic is 						******					. I say its 						******					 and I get thumbed down? That seems fair, oh wait Im on funnyjunk. I know Im gunna get thumbed down for this too... whatever.
Everyone else says your comic is ****** . I say its ****** and I get thumbed down? That seems fair, oh wait Im on funnyjunk. I know Im gunna get thumbed down for this too... whatever.
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#221 to #202 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
Heh, nah.
Heh, nah.
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#201 - madeitforthemusic (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't know why everybody hated Dsend.
User avatar #200 - syis (08/08/2012) [-]
... Men talking about haircut....
"Oh, you look splendid! Fabulous!"

...

#198 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Well.... I liked it, don't see everyone else has to scream it sucks just because it didnt fit your taste.
#197 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
Was I supposed to laugh? Dsend, you have no comic talent and you are a mediocre artist at best. I don't care if anyone says I'm being too harsh. This guy gets thousands of thumbs a post and for what? The only discernible joke that I was able to decipher was some cheap "blow-up-muscles" bit that I last saw when reading the comedy section of a newspaper from 1954. (Beyond me why I'm reading it, but you get the point) Dsend, you are a urine stain on the underwear that is Funnyjunk. We have ousted you from this site once, and we will inevitably do it again once the community takes notice to this atrocity. However the majority of FJ has the memory of a gold fish, so it takes them a while to realize when someone uses the same unfunny jokes in every comic. I wish you bad luck in everything you do.
#218 to #197 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
TL;DR: I'm very mad.
#225 to #218 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
Says the man who just downvoted all comments that criticized his content. I'll let your fanboys spam my comments with red thumbs unlike a certain someone who deletes their comments when losing an argument. Honestly, now that I know that you're reading this, where was the joke in this post? I still don't get how this was supposed to be comedy. Posts like this are on a par with iMagnet comics.
#241 to #225 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
>implying I lost an argument and didn't just delete the comment because of a spelling error.
>implying that i'm the one who downvoted all the negative comments.
Also, how about you actually read the comic instead of skimming through it. Nice paragraph by the way.
#261 to #241 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
>Implying that your post contained any comic value to be found.
#246 to #241 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
Remind me of the last time someone got over -100 thumbs for a spelling error. Also please stop trying to seem like a veteran by typing ">implying." This is Funnyjunk, not 4chan. By the way, you are yet to explain to me where the joke was in this comic. I still simply cannot comprehend the comic value in this post. Could you please help me out?
User avatar #251 to #246 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
I think the anon below us already covered that for you bud.
lrn2read.
#267 to #251 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
Allow me to cut the sarcasm for a brief moment, because clearly to get a point across to you, it takes all the subtlety of the Kool-aid man. Your comics have a blunt and unfunny punchline every time; this same punchline is consistently unfunny. Although you put an estimated 30 minutes into the artistry of this post, that cannot make up for the horrid lack of comedy in it. I do not hate you. I legitimately want you to succeed, but you can only do so if you break free from the bonds of cheesy-childish jokes. It shows poorly upon both the site, and the internet as a whole. Due to your inexplicable fame on Funnyjunk, you have amassed a minor attention on the internet, so I'd be grateful if you could make even the slightest effort to be funny in your posts. (seeing as it will be viewed by more than just the standard community within the walls of Funnyjunk) Now I'd appreciate it if two people can post on the internet with both side flinging red thumbs at one another. Hopefully this post will get though to you, cause honestly, theres no other way to explain it to you.
#273 to #267 - dsendcomics (08/08/2012) [-]
While I thank you for your criticism, I do believe there are some flaws in your wall of text. It took me 7 hours to make this comic, or most of the comics I make. Have you checked out my previous comic by any chance? I kinda like it better than this one to be honest. I also have a new comic underway that I guarantee will give you at least a chuckle.
While I thank you for your criticism, I do believe there are some flaws in your wall of text. It took me 7 hours to make this comic, or most of the comics I make. Have you checked out my previous comic by any chance? I kinda like it better than this one to be honest. I also have a new comic underway that I guarantee will give you at least a chuckle.
#233 to #225 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
I got this one, DSend.

1.) DSend is suddenly buff, although he's never been buff before and was normal in his last comic.
2.) He's seen having an erection/huge dick.
3.) Meta humor in how he's acknowledging comments that were made in a previous comic with a reference to change his appearance to something more masculine.
4.) He's too lazy/stupid to actually work out, thus, he got a blow up suit instead.
5.) He's mocking his friend for having "emo faggot" hair, when he clearly comes across as flamboyant with his current look.
6.) Countless easter egg jokes and references in the background, which someone might pick up if they had any patience and didn't just breeze through the comic.
7.) Again, countless references to characters of fiction and celebrities in the background, as well as the main one to Sora.
8.) The next haircut somehow changed the appearance of his face and gave him a mustache.
9.) Because DSend got THREE different haircuts at the very fancy and expensive "Le Salon," all of which defied logic and gravity, there would be no way either of the two could pay, leading DSend's friend to have to knock out the hairdresser and escape.

You're all welcome. Stupid cunts.
#239 to #233 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
I like the part where you copy/pasted comment #214, because apparently you weren't capable of typing a coherent comment of your own. Now allow me to dumb don my post to your level.
1.) His jokes are about as funny as a wet carrot.
2.) He makes no attempt a subtle humor. Instead he prefers to mercilessly beat the punchline into the ground like it owes him money.
3.) He designs his posts to appeal to the greatest common denominator (AKA: You )
4.) Dsend is to comedy what "Call of Duty" is to FPS games. (Devoid of all edge to avoid controversy)
#210 to #197 - isus (08/08/2012) [-]
Winning
Winning
#203 to #197 - DaColonel (08/08/2012) [-]
I love you.   
You speak the truth.
I love you.
You speak the truth.
#205 to #203 - TheBagel (08/08/2012) [-]
I'll take the red thumbs if it means spreading the awful truth of the matter.
I'll take the red thumbs if it means spreading the awful truth of the matter.
User avatar #196 - ademan (08/08/2012) [-]
i liked the first haircut better
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