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User avatar #129 - teevee (08/07/2012) [-]
i always use the word douchepickle! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
#171 to #129 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
you do know that smosh is for 13 year olds.
#128 - xbenas (08/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #157 to #128 - szymonf (08/07/2012) [-]
a recycled joke doesn't make it oc
#127 - spangle (08/07/2012) [-]
I really don't know what to say here...
#113 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/07/2012) [-]
I just watched See No Evil, Hear No Evil yesterday.
#131 to #130 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/07/2012) [-]
It was hilarious....
#134 to #132 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/07/2012) [-]
Gene Wilder....
#141 to #137 - skiddmarxx (08/07/2012) [-]
OH man...Somebody needs to cap this thread. Lol'd so hard.
OH man...Somebody needs to cap this thread. Lol'd so hard.
User avatar #109 - Aspirin (08/07/2012) [-]
Douchepickle? I'm gonna use that more often now.

Consider this neologism to be part of my dictionary and take pride in it, OP!
User avatar #111 to #109 - Zeigh ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
"Neologism" first time I've heard that word here.
In fact, this is the first time I've heard that word in ANY conversation.
#107 - rplix (08/07/2012) [-]
Blind people!
Blind people!
#105 - nowbackatme (08/07/2012) [-]
MFW Douchepickle. Oh god this is the first time I have laughed on here in so long. My sides.
User avatar #104 - imnotironman (08/07/2012) [-]
ye.. i understand the blind guy. Im blind too you know.
User avatar #138 to #104 - imnotironman (08/07/2012) [-]
I love how no one got the joke.
User avatar #112 to #104 - ahj (08/07/2012) [-]
and that's how you read this comic
User avatar #119 to #112 - ikinkajou (08/07/2012) [-]
Naw, man.

He's got one of them braille computers.
#118 to #112 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (08/07/2012) [-]
he obviously used siri to read it too him and post the comment
#101 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #78003 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#122 to #101 - greatcornholio (08/07/2012) [-]
yes. definitely relevant.
#95 - paesani (08/07/2012) [-]
I saw what you did there
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#91 - xathos (08/07/2012) [-]
I like it.

I like it.
#196 to #91 - ishouldplayzelda (08/07/2012) [-]
how about douchecanoe?   
please let this become a popular phrase
how about douchecanoe?
please let this become a popular phrase
User avatar #96 to #91 - furryflava (08/07/2012) [-]
#87 - krizz (08/07/2012) [-]
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I didn't SEE that coming! haha
funny right guise?

User avatar #106 to #87 - eddiethead (08/07/2012) [-]
Thanks Fwad.
#85 - solarhaze (08/07/2012) [-]
Blind Guys face when
User avatar #83 - imaburr (08/07/2012) [-]
#82 - kazakami (08/07/2012) [-]
This is amazing.. I haven't laughed so much in a while now.
User avatar #73 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
Blind people don't know who they're fucking with.
#74 to #73 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
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>Makes witty blind joke
>Gets thumbed down

What, you find this offensive or something? Guess we're free to make nigger-jokes, but when it's a poor, helpless blind person we're talking about, we all turn into scholars and gentlemen.
User avatar #120 to #74 - jimmyprice (08/07/2012) [-]
i bet it was a blind guy that thumbed him down..... oh wait.... nevermind
#97 to #74 - xathos (08/07/2012) [-]
This is how FJ works, my fellow funnyjunker.

1. You post a clever comment.
2. A single asshole thumbs you down, because he is an asshole.
3. The mob-like mentality of most of these fucking retarded people who use this site then also thumb down what you say, because they already see a red thumb.
4. You say something like, "why are you thumbing me down?"
5. People see that you have red thumbs, and realize there is no reason to red thumb you
6. People feel all cool again by thumbing you back up, again because of mob-like mentality.

In the end, FJ is a website comprised of mostly fucking retarded children. Don't take red or green thumbs personally, everyone here is just a blithering idiot.
#190 to #97 - ishouldplayzelda (08/07/2012) [-]
personally i think negative thumbs should be removed from funnyjunk because shit like that happens all the time. if nobody likes a comment, it should just stay at 0 thumbs. if everyone likes it, it should get their green thumbs. that way crap like the red thumb mobbing stuff you mentioned would not go on and people would have to be more clever with their trolling
here, have a happy clown for your troubles. i would give you a cookie but i'm out of cookies
User avatar #99 to #97 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
However, when I say "Why are you thumbing me down?", they thumb me down even more.
#102 to #99 - xathos (08/07/2012) [-]
that's true. you just have to get lucky, either people start shitting on you with red thumbs or they start shitting on you with green thumbs. today it looks like they gave you green lol.
User avatar #103 to #102 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
Lucky me, I guess.

Good luck on your adventures, my good man.
User avatar #98 to #97 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
How can I thank you more?

You have to be one of the very few people here who understands.
User avatar #76 to #74 - masterboll (08/07/2012) [-]
fj logic
User avatar #81 to #76 - buckoman (08/07/2012) [-]
You have absolutely no idea how hard it is to post jokes. I must be posting them when everyone is extremely serious and god-fearing.
#71 - ManInKilt (08/07/2012) [-]
**ManInKilt rolled a random image posted in comment #303812 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **Its like arguing with a handicripple, Yu dont have a leg to stand on and niether do they...
theyd walk all over you, if they only could
#70 - caplav (08/07/2012) [-]
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