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#87 - cokklenabber (08/03/2012) [-]
Correction: 90% men jacking off.
10% shit.........
#91 to #87 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
it isn't chat roulette
User avatar #100 to #91 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
once I went on to chat roulette, just to see a guy standing on his toilet having diarrhea.
User avatar #86 - teufelshunde (08/03/2012) [-]
Not really. I always have perfect sound quality, no issues. My friends and I typically start our convos like, "niggers" or something.
#85 - auesis ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Actually, most Skype conversations usually start with "Hey, fucknugget." or something similiar.   
   
That's probably why I have next to no friends.
Actually, most Skype conversations usually start with "Hey, fucknugget." or something similiar.

That's probably why I have next to no friends.
User avatar #159 to #85 - bananaboob (08/03/2012) [-]
ILL BE YOUR FRIEND
User avatar #84 - rossdabigboss (08/03/2012) [-]
how my friend and i's skype calls start:
me: sup cunt
friend: hey faggot
me: so what minecraft server are we playing on?
User avatar #78 - kikichu (08/03/2012) [-]
I wanted to skype one of my FJ friends once... oh wait.. I dont have any friends
User avatar #97 to #78 - tabbybrookex (08/03/2012) [-]
Ill be your friend. :3
#98 to #97 - kikichu (08/03/2012) [-]
yay!!
yay!!
User avatar #103 to #98 - tabbybrookex (08/03/2012) [-]
o: Kitties<3
User avatar #79 to #78 - whysoseriouss (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm your friend.
User avatar #81 to #80 - whysoseriouss (08/03/2012) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #74 - anog (08/03/2012) [-]
That's why you use Mumble

ABadFeeling's Mumble to be exact.
#70 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Anybody here want to chat on skype? I've never got to talk to anyone on funnyjunk on a person level. If anyone's up for it maybe PM me your username?   
If not here's a cute ferret.
Anybody here want to chat on skype? I've never got to talk to anyone on funnyjunk on a person level. If anyone's up for it maybe PM me your username?
If not here's a cute ferret.
User avatar #129 to #70 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
samxdaxman. add it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - deltadeltadelta (08/03/2012) [-]
Will you mail sex in return? If not, no.
User avatar #72 to #71 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Would you accept a vibrating dildo with lubrication?
User avatar #73 to #72 - deltadeltadelta (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, so I'll go with the safe bet and say no.
User avatar #75 to #73 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Well then I'm not sure how to mail you sex.
User avatar #59 - eatshitop (08/03/2012) [-]
Use AxON by Dolby, its absolutely free, no ads or anything, BUT the catch is is there is no video chat and the chat room goes up to 24 maximum.
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#46 - gregiss **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #3 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to Skype with someone on FunnyJunk
#296 to #3 - skype (08/03/2012) [-]
seriously ?! i had to pick a better name.
#199 to #3 - supahderp (08/03/2012) [-]
I also want to skype with someone on FJ.

Guys Inbox me and we should do a group skype call.
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#185 to #3 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #188 to #185 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I didn't get banned.
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#191 to #188 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #313 to #191 - thumbs (08/03/2012) [-]
just giving me out willy nilly, for shame....
User avatar #194 to #191 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Thank you for that. I greatly appreciate it.
#253 to #194 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Wow someone who actually knows that skrillex is not the only dubstep out there. And i don't care how much of a hipster I sound like for saying this but i heard dubstep about 5 or maybe 3 years ago at a club. but now all the people i hear listing to it or in middle school and high school and i feel disappointed because they bring way to many idiots in to then there was already to begin with.
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#154 to #3 - wtfpanda (08/03/2012) [-]
Skrillexforever? id forgive this if you could name a couple solid EDM artists
User avatar #197 to #154 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Deadmau5
Bass Head
Flux Pavilion
I do believe
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#306 to #197 - rallinex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#243 to #197 - wtfpanda (08/03/2012) [-]
lol bass head is a song by bassnectar. Everyone knows who deadmau5 is and the casual listener would know flux pavilion. but i accept your effort
User avatar #301 to #243 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I was rushing when I was writing that. I wasn't paying a lot of attention
#150 to #3 - stoffanator (08/03/2012) [-]
**stoffanator rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at this is why pewdiepie is awesome ** why would you want to Skype with a junky, the whole beauty of this site is guessing who is and isn't a 12 year old boy
#145 to #3 - leeon ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
I went watching Skrillex live on the 21st February, best night of my life!
User avatar #125 to #3 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
samxdaxman. add it niggah. *creep mode activated*
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#5 to #3 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
What about it?
#244 to #7 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Fun fact.. Skrillex was at Hove in norway.. That was siiiick
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#8 to #7 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 to #8 - evilmonkeycss (08/03/2012) [-]
Just because you like skrillex that does not mean you have to be 12. your probably some faggot 16 year old who's into classic rock like Metallica,guns and roses and shit. which is good music i like it but your one of the faggots who thinks his music is good and everything else is shit.
#10 to #8 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
No, i'm actually a 15 year old girl.
<--- This is me
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#280 to #10 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #273 to #10 - ultimatedickmunch (08/03/2012) [-]
ERMAGHEVD GERLS
#270 to #10 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
False, girls do not exist on the internet so you are a very attractive boy who needs an ass pounding.
#262 to #10 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Omg a girl on the internet.
#260 to #10 - qazymoto (08/03/2012) [-]
I don't really understand FJ in the respect that they had no interest in skyping you until you reveal that you're a girl.
User avatar #254 to #10 - theannoyingFJguy (08/03/2012) [-]
you are very good looking.

creepy guy on the internet
User avatar #236 to #10 - smackledorf (08/03/2012) [-]
I''m 16 and unattractive lets do this
smackledorf007
#218 to #10 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
*sigh* welcome to FJ
and welcome to the shitstorms the trolls the perverted freaks and the pathetic losers that is all

good luck
#175 to #10 - lostfaux (08/03/2012) [-]
Shitstorm of compliments incoming
Shitstorm of compliments incoming
#174 to #10 - italianchef ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
a girl?

my age?

on the internet?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
#146 to #10 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [-]
#141 to #10 - findtheanswer (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here.
User avatar #122 to #10 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
Damn, on FJ all you have to do is be average and you'll get treated like a goddess.
User avatar #255 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (08/03/2012) [-]
she's above average
User avatar #307 to #255 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
Above average?
Dude, you aren't around many girls are you....
User avatar #319 to #307 - theannoyingFJguy (08/06/2012) [-]
i hang around plenty of girls, and i honestly think that she is above average
User avatar #127 to #122 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I didn't post it to be an attention whore either.
#179 to #127 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Just cause she's a girl doesn't mean she's trying to be an attention whore you assholes...
#131 to #127 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
All he asked you was how old you were.
And you add the unnecessary fact that you're also a girl, and a picture of yourself. than add two more pictures of yourself.
Sounds like an attention whore to me.
User avatar #136 to #131 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to be one.
User avatar #134 to #131 - unnecessary (08/03/2012) [-]
what? but im no good at maths...
#138 to #134 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU SHENANIGANS.

just a heads up, I use the word Unnecessary alot. so we'll be hearing from each other alot more often.
User avatar #139 to #138 - unnecessary (08/03/2012) [-]
Pen pals!!!!


cuntnugget,I summon you!
#181 to #139 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #85303 at Anime & Manga ** BRONY BE SUMMONED!
#140 to #139 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
thunderbritchesdan

shit's goin' down now.
User avatar #320 to #140 - thunderbritchesdan (08/09/2012) [-]
Damn im late
#107 to #10 - hurrdurka (08/03/2012) [-]
You know the rule tits or gtfo.
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#68 to #10 - rallinex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #10 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/03/2012) [-]
Nice....
User avatar #52 to #49 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpionfrommk (08/03/2012) [-]
no problem ma'am.
#44 to #10 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn gurl, I would skype the shit out of you
User avatar #276 to #44 - sacredmagic (08/03/2012) [-]
I just spat my drink everywhere, holy hell that was funny. +1
#82 to #44 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
i'd do more than just skype the shit out of you
#77 to #44 - kryogen (08/03/2012) [-]
it kinda sounds dirty if you say it like that
User avatar #45 to #44 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
That'... Cool? I think.
#178 to #45 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at He Did it ** HUR DUR I'm a girl gimme attention!
#231 to #178 - torian (08/03/2012) [-]
Batman why are you even here, you're supposed to be saving the world. You're so ridiculous.
User avatar #38 to #10 - ragnablast (08/02/2012) [-]
Profile says 21.......

Stop your shenanigans!!!
User avatar #39 to #38 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
I really am 15... I do have more pictures to prove that fact.
User avatar #40 to #39 - ragnablast (08/02/2012) [-]
I can be taken to jail for those kind of pictures.....

You won't catch me this time Chris.
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#272 to #41 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
DAMN you nose is HUGE
#126 to #41 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
You look better with the lights off.
#229 to #126 - cruzslzr (08/03/2012) [-]
A true charmer right here.
A true charmer right here.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ragnablast (08/02/2012) [-]
Last time I enlarge a picture.....Just had your face take up whole screen.

Scared the shit out of me, not saying you are ugly, was just very surprised, that is all.
User avatar #43 to #42 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Haha, okay. Nice of you to share that.
User avatar #55 to #43 - FeeFieFoe (08/03/2012) [-]
There are so many 12 year olds that wanna fuck you right now..
Dont worry about me though, Im 45, not 12 ;)
User avatar #56 to #55 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Huh, I didn't have that in mind once I posted these.
#219 to #56 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eh you probably have more people jacking off to your pic then the girls of nsfw.
User avatar #221 to #219 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Im not even that attractive...
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#318 to #221 - mittins **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #282 to #221 - jacksparojr (08/03/2012) [-]
You're above average which makes the internet jump on you like a catholic priest on a small boy
#60 to #56 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
How about we just go on cam and put our anuses on the camera lens, call it a day
User avatar #61 to #60 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
How about we don't and say we did?
#62 to #61 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Will my friends atleast think i am cool? And i sent you one, you did not accept. You got my hopes up for nothing, thought i would make my first friend today.
User avatar #63 to #62 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
If you are saying you sent me a friend request, I did not receive any.
#65 to #63 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Then send me one Superqtthemage.
User avatar #57 to #56 - FeeFieFoe (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, fj girls get bombarded with friend requests from 12 year olds and lonely 15 year olds and what not.
#58 to #57 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
So far so good on not getting any requests.
User avatar #94 to #58 - kietzu (08/03/2012) [-]
I would add you, but then we would only talk once every 1000 years and then I would forget who you are and eventually remove you.

That is the cycle of my friend list.
User avatar #96 to #94 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Seems cool... And I'm not on as often as most.
User avatar #31 to #10 - suikerpapa (08/02/2012) [-]
wanna have me rape you over skype. Cuz I'd totally do that to you
User avatar #32 to #31 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh really? That's just disturbing.
#14 to #10 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
You sure you wanna put a picture of yourself up on the internet?
User avatar #19 to #14 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes, just to prove point, I don't care what heppens to it.
#312 to #19 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
still don't care?
#20 to #19 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Check /b/ in 2 minutes...   
   
Will it be there or not?   
(I love torturing people)
Check /b/ in 2 minutes...

Will it be there or not?
(I love torturing people)
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#27 to #20 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #27 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you ever think of posting related pictures instead of rolling images all the time?
Hey, you ever think of posting related pictures instead of rolling images all the time?
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#30 to #29 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#295 to #30 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Just....just.....stop. Just stop.
#33 to #30 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Don't call me buddy, pal!
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#34 to #33 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #34 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Don't call me buddy friend!
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#36 to #35 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#180 to #36 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at So my friend left her Facebook open.... ** Don't call me pal Guy! or gal i guess
#37 to #36 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Gotta go, my Mom says it's bedtime.   
   
10/10 would troll again
Gotta go, my Mom says it's bedtime.

10/10 would troll again
#200 to #37 - madeitforthemusic (08/03/2012) [-]
Troll? You just had a conversation with this man, and you both seemed to enjoy it.
User avatar #22 to #20 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Fine by me... I honestly don't care.
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User avatar #16 to #12 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Is it a bad thing for me to enjoy listening to Skrillex? For you information, I mademy account last year I believe when I waned everything t do with Skrillex, not as much now.
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#23 to #16 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #23 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes, indeed.
#9 to #8 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Combo breaker
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#13 to #11 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**finishhimlarry rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at Or is it just me? ** I unno, Japan I guess...
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User avatar #17 to #15 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
*roll image* They're playing the song of their people.
#18 to #17 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**finishhimlarry rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at What ** whoops.
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#21 to #18 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #21 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Mine can, and I'm a male. Can't yours?

Click to enlarge<<<<
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#28 to #25 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
"Don't take anything on the internet at face value" - Bill Cosby
User avatar #1 - vomitjar (08/02/2012) [-]
Too many rage faces make it disgousting.
User avatar #4 to #1 - hehehehhehehehe (08/02/2012) [-]
disgusting...not disgousting
User avatar #263 to #4 - vomitjar (08/03/2012) [-]
but i cant spell
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