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#35 - iwanttodie
Reply +24
(08/02/2012) [-]
i was hoping for "turns out my girlfriend is fat"
#74 to #35 - hokeymon
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
If she was fat her breakfast wouldn't suck. It would be bacon everyday.
#30 - questitty
Reply +14
(08/02/2012) [-]
that was ******* awesome
that was ******* awesome
#27 - hipstergoku
Reply +5
(08/02/2012) [-]
i don't get it
#26 - bilall
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(08/02/2012) [-]
#32 to #26 - newfalcon
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(08/02/2012) [-]
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#33 to #32 - newfalcon
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#25 - bilall
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(08/02/2012) [-]
#24 - bilall
Reply +5
(08/02/2012) [-]
no surgery can grant that power!
#42 to #24 - precision
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
Oh, ****. Nostalgia just hit me like a ******* train.   
   
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Oh, ****. Nostalgia just hit me like a ******* train.

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#23 - lividplatypus
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(08/02/2012) [-]
#22 - Lolzster
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
Commentie commentie
#194 to #22 - crampypmarc [OP]
Reply 0
(12/15/2012) [-]
oh you
oh you
#19 - hotrodhonda
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
I was waiting for "tree fiddy" or lochness monster joke
#16 - atvfrisco
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
I ******* lol'd
#15 - Yojimbo
Reply +1
(08/02/2012) [-]
Was laughing when already when he said "unwrapped me like Joker" haha, but seriously

8/10. I saw it coming, but even I couldn't see why kids love the amazing taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
#14 - etiristri
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(08/02/2012) [-]
Knowing these goddam ******* messed up /b/ posts I thought that the girl would be a cow or some **** the guy wasn't even a guy ******* i dont even ******* like there was no doctor just weird sexual ******** that doesn't even make sense then mfw im a dog shes a skyscraper
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#10 - vanoreo
Reply +2
(08/02/2012) [-]
I can.
#6 - pooplol
Reply +171
(08/02/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna turn out that the girl was uglier than nicki minaj and snooki combined. But I like this ending too
#167 to #6 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
I was expecting food to be dog poop or something
#94 to #6 - Akwardweirdo
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
same
#85 to #6 - thepicklednerd
Reply +1
(08/02/2012) [-]
if he was blind his whole life, i doubt he would have any sense for facial beauty
#37 to #6 - Danzig
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(08/02/2012) [-]
Nothing is uglier than Snookie and Minaj combined
#12 to #6 - onceman
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(08/02/2012) [-]
In what way is Nicki Minaj ugly? I mus say, for a black girl she's pretty hot, her complexion is perfect and her nose isn't like most black girls'
#185 to #12 - pooplol
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
she looks like an oompa loompa
#177 to #12 - thewhimsicalfox
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
Her lack of talent and generally annoying persona just ***** all over any chance she has of looking attractive.
#182 to #177 - onceman
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't like her as an artist, she's be better of as a porn star.
#55 to #12 - wrpen ONLINE
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(08/02/2012) [-]
She's actually a good 8/10 when she isn't dressed up like lady gaga and singing like a crying baby torturing a walrus.
#183 to #55 - onceman
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, did you see that magazine cover where she poses nude?
#7 to #6 - imagnetsux
Reply +83
(08/02/2012) [-]
i though it was gonna be a guy
#131 to #7 - systemattic
Reply +2
(08/02/2012) [-]
I thought she was giving him dog **** or barf or something like that for breakfast
#8 to #7 - holyfuckingsatan
Reply +9
(08/02/2012) [-]
I was so sure it would be one of those two things.
#4 - infinitesinz
Reply +19
(08/02/2012) [-]
Please tell me i'm not the only sick person who thought she was having her go down on her........
#5 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
"Sleepovers at my now girlfriend are not just sleepovers anymore"

Pretty sure they were boning
#3 - Lambda
Reply +28
(08/02/2012) [-]
Sad truth is, there once was a man who was born blind, and gone his whole life blind. He underwent experimental surgery to give him sight, and it was successful. However, he was never able to make sense of his newfound vision, and died an effectively blind man.
#17 to #3 - uberninja
Reply 0
(08/02/2012) [-]
He had no visual memory, which is like a database of information which is quite important in order to use your vision effectively.
#1 - ififeellikeit ONLINE
Reply +8
(08/01/2012) [-]
you're going to need this
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#2 to #1 - demonatatoo
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(08/01/2012) [-]
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