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#103 - terrorrizor (08/02/2012) [-]
What she looks like has nothing to do with the story. I thought that it was gonna turn out she fed him **** , or he was eating her out every morning.
User avatar #102 - arjunz (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought his girlfriend was going to be a guy.
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#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
ummmmmmm, can someone explain? not the biggest genius out there
User avatar #109 to #98 - grimmapple (08/02/2012) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch? You know? Because... sight... can you see...those commercials.... blind... /b/? Cmon man. Did you even read it all?
#117 to #109 - adamks ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Not everyone knows what cinnamon toast crunch is.
User avatar #186 to #117 - grimmapple (08/03/2012) [-]
Well it just seems like such common knowledge now...
User avatar #83 - totallycerealguy (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought he was going to say how ugly his girlfriend was. Then I realised he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a good-looking or bad-looking girl..
Y'know, being blind his whole life and all.
User avatar #124 to #83 - masterboll (08/02/2012) [-]
from my knowledge,
the women we find physically attractive is genetically programmed into us
User avatar #99 to #83 - dogoxd (08/02/2012) [-]
Well good luck teaching him what the hell is color
#97 to #83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Actually he still wouldn't be able to see after the operation because he was blind all his life, the first few months of your life all you see is blur, then after time your brain starts to put together all this random images for you to actually see, but since he doesn't have any of this a blind person would just see blur
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#96 to #83 - thedarkdudez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#115 to #96 - dump (08/02/2012) [-]
I DONT WANT YOUR WHOOOORES
#113 to #96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Funny, considering that meeting someone over the internet is shunned by our society.
User avatar #95 to #83 - apocalo (08/02/2012) [-]
I was waiting for him to realize what he was eating each morning, like eating her out or something
User avatar #101 to #95 - jordanface (08/02/2012) [-]
if he was eating her out, surely he would bite down and she would experience some kind of pain?
#86 to #83 - colehaffner (08/02/2012) [-]
i actually kinda wonder about that now, like would he really not know the difference or would natural instinct and natural selection come into play
User avatar #91 to #86 - justanoreo (08/02/2012) [-]
I think that finding someone attractive is a mix of conditioning and symmetry in the face. Different cultures are taught that certain things are beautiful. Our culture has pictures of "beautiful" men and women with symmetrical faces(usually edited) and optimal fitness and so on so we're being conditioned to believe that's what is attractive.
#88 to #86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
There's the whole golden standard of beauty which determines if someone is attractive on a scientific level taking into consideration facial symmetry and such. But who knows, different people like different things, some people like fit women and some like fat women. It's rather hard to say.
#82 - ednaeoj (08/02/2012) [-]
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #190 at Would you? **
#81 - coursicar (08/02/2012) [-]
**coursicar rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at I would feel the same too... ** what i thaught the girl was going to look like when the bandages were taken off
User avatar #71 - srskate (08/02/2012) [-]
i was a bit suspicious about the whole surgery thing
User avatar #70 - frempo (08/02/2012) [-]
I read "I couldnt see since I was born" as "I couldnt pee since I was born"
I was like, HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!
#90 to #70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Some pigs are born without assholes. The females are okay because the **** goes through the vagina but the males die. Or they would die that is, if a farmer finds a male piglet like that he would kill it, nobody would want to die from something like that. So I guess it's possible someone could be born with a closed urethra or something.
User avatar #75 to #70 - cubanwhiteman (08/02/2012) [-]
Lol, you seem pissed.
User avatar #84 to #75 - frempo (08/02/2012) [-]
I mean, 4chan, It wouldnt suprise me, but... Howd they do it this time...?
#69 - shinote (08/02/2012) [-]
**shinote rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Happy birthday Dog **

My face if I were blind
#63 - narunarunaru (08/02/2012) [-]
**narunarunaru rolled a random image posted in comment #7621151 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm blind
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
you cannot fix blindness if you have born with it.

only blindness acquired later in life can be restored depending on the damage.

thus the guy in real life whether would never have such an operations or actually was born with impaired sight and was not blind
#53 - coyoteseeker (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought his girlfriend was going to be hideous
User avatar #54 to #53 - Sicsin (08/02/2012) [-]
Me too, or a guy.
#77 to #54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Because the breakfast was horrible.
#58 to #54 - shodaihokage (08/02/2012) [-]
I though this and that his breakfast  was going to be literal 						****
I though this and that his breakfast was going to be literal ****
#89 to #58 - zeustesticle (08/02/2012) [-]
Source?
#48 - gorillafist (08/02/2012) [-]
FYI, its talking about the taste u can see
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#47 - megapepsifreak has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #47 - thesmarterest (08/02/2012) [-]
family's
My bad.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Someone needs to ask siri this.
#191 to #43 - siri (08/03/2012) [-]
Ask me what
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User avatar #40 - swaggerboss (08/02/2012) [-]
i thought she was gonna turn out to be ugly as ****
#50 to #40 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Even if she was, he wouldn't have an understanding of beauty. As he was blind from birth, he would only be attracted to her personality until society corrupts him like everyone else...   
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Even if she was, he wouldn't have an understanding of beauty. As he was blind from birth, he would only be attracted to her personality until society corrupts him like everyone else...
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User avatar #57 to #50 - lcarnage (08/02/2012) [-]
Society corrupts our hormones? Right, so you're saying it's society's fault for guys liking low-cut tops and yoga pants? Yeah ******* right.
User avatar #62 to #57 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Hormones don't drive us to those specific things, it doesn't work like that. Of course, we are naturally attracted to each other, but what attracts us is unique to our era. Being chubby used to be a very attractive trait as it would show the amount of money you had, but the image men and women go for today are much different, hormones don't do that, you are brought up learning what to be attracted to. Some exceptions may apply, such as fetishes, or homosexuality...
User avatar #66 to #62 - lcarnage (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm aware that in, for example the middle ages people were attracted to things such as smaller breast sizes. That's not corruption though.
User avatar #68 to #66 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm saying it's corruption because the majority of people today are looking for good looks, but don't even consider good personalty which is the most important trait.
User avatar #52 to #51 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Just an easy way to spot my comment i guess...
User avatar #46 to #40 - theninjaskillz (08/02/2012) [-]
We all did.
#38 - toastfacekiller (08/02/2012) [-]
there once was a man who was blind
that met a lovely girl who didnt mind
in the morning he sought something to munch
so she fed him cinnamon toast crunch
a taste for which he never pined
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