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#275 - wakaflokoflame (08/02/2012) [-]
Damnit now I can't get that government thing out of my head.   
Im gonna have to switch to discreetly fapping to Shape from now on.
Damnit now I can't get that government thing out of my head.
Im gonna have to switch to discreetly fapping to Shape from now on.
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User avatar #309 to #274 - herculespower (08/02/2012) [-]
excactly
#256 - matfield **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #294 to #256 - arnolducus (08/02/2012) [-]
your skills are off the charts!
#255 - wileecoyote (08/02/2012) [-]
Pornograph.
#254 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]
oh god the government knows i schlick
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#287 to #282 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






baby that's what porn and the **** section is for
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#270 to #254 - ahj (08/02/2012) [-]






Everyone will know if you keep going on about it on the internet.
#276 to #270 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






just thought it would be funny to read; im a people pleaser good sir
#277 to #276 - ahj (08/02/2012) [-]






very well, carry on
#262 to #254 - thebigcountry (08/02/2012) [-]






Try hitting enter six times.
#266 to #262 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






this solves nothing but thank you
#300 to #266 - arnolducus (08/02/2012) [-]
i like to whisper too
#304 to #300 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






that's funny because your mom likes to shout
#333 to #329 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






hey babe what's shaking
#336 to #333 - tjflash (08/02/2012) [-]






My hair when I whip it back and forth
#340 to #336 - tigerlilies (08/02/2012) [-]






alright then
User avatar #305 to #304 - arnolducus (08/02/2012) [-]
ooohhh buuurr.... wait what?
#251 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
At one point, all porn see contains horse penises.
#249 - darklit (08/02/2012) [-]
remembering all the horse penises I've ever seen
#325 to #249 - heartlessrobot (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Add another.
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#243 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Just because op has seen an increasing amount of horse penises doesn't mean we have or want to
#267 to #243 - vaginismus (08/02/2012) [-]
You fap to bad porn if you haven't seen at least as many horse penises as OP
User avatar #240 - tommay (08/02/2012) [-]
I like how the GF prospects goes up just a bit at the end.
#235 - jxj (08/02/2012) [-]
I've made the front page!
User avatar #261 to #235 - dragonzard (08/02/2012) [-]
From a repost.
#241 to #239 - devilnabil (08/02/2012) [-]
someone **** on his face
#252 to #241 - pimpinpenguin (08/02/2012) [-]
no, someone **** on HIS face
#253 to #252 - pimpinpenguin (08/02/2012) [-]
and it was Treebeard!
User avatar #244 to #241 - jxj (08/02/2012) [-]
looks more like someone **** out his face.
#250 to #244 - devilnabil (08/02/2012) [-]
lol or he had his face in an ass for a while that's why its all red
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User avatar #230 to #229 - rudeldenken (08/02/2012) [-]
Nope. Everyone on the internet would do that.
#205 - chupavisor ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
**chupavisor rolled a random image posted in comment #251 at Not sure if talking about Azula.. **
MFW at some the yellow line (amount of horse penises seen) hits a tangent and horse penis becomes the only thing you see
#207 to #205 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
it never actually does, it just keeps getting closer and closer
User avatar #237 to #207 - blackleather (08/02/2012) [-]
Even if it never actually hits the line, it gets close enough that it might as well be the only thing you see.

There is a term for that, but I forgot what it was.
#206 to #205 - chupavisor ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
**** , a good roll and i ****** it up with a typo.
Should read: "MFW the yellow line..."
Strike the "at some"
#271 to #206 - vaginismus (08/02/2012) [-]
whateva dude
#272 to #271 - vaginismus (08/02/2012) [-]
oh **** that's a typo, i meant "whatever"
User avatar #203 - danielph (08/02/2012) [-]
why would you be on a government database... unless its child pornography.
#214 to #203 - pukingrainbows (08/02/2012) [-]
Much of it I am not particularly proud of.
#217 to #214 - danielph (08/02/2012) [-]
now... did you actually search it or just so happen to come across it? pic unrelated
#218 to #217 - pukingrainbows (08/02/2012) [-]
a bit of both, plus clicking links I probably shouldn't have
not the cp, I didn't search for that, but other weird stuff
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User avatar #222 to #218 - heartlessrobot (08/02/2012) [-]
so you never searched sib so?
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User avatar #263 to #260 - heartlessrobot (08/02/2012) [-]
sib so was just a random name people chose to share child pornography photos undetected.
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#236 to #222 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
mfw i know what you're talking about, and i have a folder that im not particularly proud of
also, you're damn right im posting as anon
User avatar #223 to #222 - pukingrainbows (08/02/2012) [-]
no, and I'm not going to now
User avatar #226 to #223 - heartlessrobot (08/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't bother, they deleted all the good stuff.
User avatar #172 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
Jews dominate the production and distribution of porn. Leading pornographers with Jewish names include Wesley Emerson, Paul Fishbein, Herbert Feinberg a.k.a. Mickey Fine, Lenny Friedlander, Bobby Hollander, Rubin Gottesman, Fred Hirsch and his children Steve and Marjorie, Paul "Norman" Apstein, Steve Orenstein, Theodore Rothstein, Reuben and David Sturman, Ron Sullivan, Sam and Mitch Weston (Spinelli).

Jews accounted for most of the leading male performers of the 1970's and '80's. Hebrew studs include Buck Adams, Bobby Astyr, R. Bolla (Richard Parnes), Jerry Butler (Paul Siderman), Seymour Butts (Adam Glaser), David Christopher (Bernie Cohen), Steve Drake, Jesse Eastern, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy (Hyatt), Michael Knight, Ashley Moore, David Morris, George Payne, Ed Powers (Mark Arnold), Harry Reems (Herbert Streicher), Dave Ruby,
etc. etc.

If the Torah (Pentateuch) commands a Jew "to be a kingdom of priests and a holy nation," why do Jews dominate porn?

The main answer is simple. Jews in porn, like most Jews in academia, media and entertainment, are Jewish in name only. They do little in Jewish life, rarely belong to a synagogue and ignore the Torah. Neither rooted in their own tradition or in that of the majority Christian tradition, they live in a community of rebels.

Is there a deeper reason, beyond the mere financial, as to why Jews in particular have become involved in porn? . Al Goldstein, the publisher of Screw, said "The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism." Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. Extending the subversive thesis, Jewish involvement in the X-rated industry can be seen as a proverbial two fingers to the entire WASP establishment in America."
#379 to #172 - academia (08/02/2012) [-]
I was notified due to my name and what is this. I don't even..
#279 to #172 - ahj (08/02/2012) [-]
good for you
User avatar #195 to #172 - grrphc (08/02/2012) [-]
Why are you so ******* butthurt at everyone who didn't want to read this? I mean, **** , I read it and I regret it. It's not even interesting or entertaining in any form, let alone funny.
#194 to #190 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
KNOWLEDGE IS FOR COMMIES!!!!!!!! VIDEO GAMES AND JERSEY SHORE FTW!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL I TROLL U
User avatar #200 to #194 - nid (08/02/2012) [-]
Just because our opinions differ doesn't make you right, but of course someone like you could never learn the concept of tolerance. Also, you don't back your point at all, you just comment on the type of answers people give or make fun of us. Just goes to show who's really stupid here...
#204 to #200 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
Is it me who is not using facts or is it the Funnyjunk community? A second ago, someone said that the porn industry isn't dominated by Jews, despite the fact that all the evidence is there to label him truly ignorant.
User avatar #181 to #172 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
What's your point?
User avatar #182 to #181 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
Since you are too primitive to read a mere 2000 characters in fear of learning something, I will sum it up using 26 under the quotation of Dr. William Luther Pierce, my personal hero.

The Jews are our misfortune.
#187 to #182 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
I was trying to give you a chance to turn this into something not completely retarded. Obviously, you don't have anything other than "HURR DURR JEWS ARE EVIL". Try to make a sound argument before you bash on a group of people for what just a small part of them do.   
   
BTW: Jews don't dominate the porn industry.
I was trying to give you a chance to turn this into something not completely retarded. Obviously, you don't have anything other than "HURR DURR JEWS ARE EVIL". Try to make a sound argument before you bash on a group of people for what just a small part of them do.

BTW: Jews don't dominate the porn industry.
#191 to #187 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
"Jews don't dominate the porn industry."    
   
Keep telling yourself that. Ben Bernanke isn't a Jew. Hollywood isn't owned by Jews. Mass media outlets aren't extremely kosher.   
   
If you keep telling yourself this mantra, it will turn into a fact, at least in your worthless mind.
"Jews don't dominate the porn industry."

Keep telling yourself that. Ben Bernanke isn't a Jew. Hollywood isn't owned by Jews. Mass media outlets aren't extremely kosher.

If you keep telling yourself this mantra, it will turn into a fact, at least in your worthless mind.
#202 to #191 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
I know your brain doesn't work very well, but try to step out of your circle of thoughts. You focus much on your hate for the Jews, and blame them for much more than is fair. There is nothing bad about porn (some obvious exceptions). Christians also do porn. Hentai is the biggest gender of porn, and Jews are fairly small there, to my knowledge.   
   
Since I think stupid people's ranting is fun, I'll give you a free card: Jews own the majority of American banks.
I know your brain doesn't work very well, but try to step out of your circle of thoughts. You focus much on your hate for the Jews, and blame them for much more than is fair. There is nothing bad about porn (some obvious exceptions). Christians also do porn. Hentai is the biggest gender of porn, and Jews are fairly small there, to my knowledge.

Since I think stupid people's ranting is fun, I'll give you a free card: Jews own the majority of American banks.
User avatar #210 to #202 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
If you would have read my article, then you would know how I am now poised to respond. You obviously didn't, however. ;(

There is a clear distinction between the Jews who participate in pornography, and religious Jews. I do not base any hatred for the religious Jewish community, for they are not the ones who participate and record degenerate pornography. They have a sense of morals, as cited in the Torah.
#225 to #210 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
Jews are Jews. Jews who do porn is also religious Jews. All your fantastic, well thought through arguments are against Jews, not "only Jews who do porn".   
You can't back away from this one: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3965385/Pornograph/182#182 "The Jews are our misfortune."   
   
I know nothing about porn, other than what I see, and I can destroy your Jew argument just by thinking for 10 sec. Maybe you should get on my level?
Jews are Jews. Jews who do porn is also religious Jews. All your fantastic, well thought through arguments are against Jews, not "only Jews who do porn".
You can't back away from this one: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3965385/Pornograph/182#182 "The Jews are our misfortune."

I know nothing about porn, other than what I see, and I can destroy your Jew argument just by thinking for 10 sec. Maybe you should get on my level?
User avatar #232 to #225 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
You obviously do not know the difference between religious Jews with Jewish ancestry and Jews who subscribe to the religion of Judaism, I cannot help you there.

Now, of course the 60 year old hooked nose Jews straight out of the corporate office wouldn't be ******* porn stars on tape, how would that be profitable? If you were to look at the porn industry as a whole, it started out Jewish, and still is overwhelmingly Jewish today despite the fact that this vile culture has spread into popular culture. The founder of Brazzers is a good example of a non-religious Jew in the porn industry.
#264 to #232 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
It's funny. I bet you're one of those who scream bloody murder any time someone suggests something that isn't completely unregulated free market, now here you are bitching about Jews taking advantage of the free market. At the same time, you'll suck the dick off of some cunt who isn't Jewish doing the same or worse.
#258 to #232 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Idk pretty sure you lost that one brah (should've came with better gifs)
#248 to #232 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
BOOM, 2nd world war. Thousands of Jews escape to different countries, including USA. Here they have to start over again, with little money and no jobs. The Jews were always hard working and established many businesses, including porn.   
This is why Jews are so high up in the banks, and have a finger in many "new" businesses. There are people from different groups in every kind of industry. Many are very religious, some are not. (In before 						******					 rant; this is mostly pointed at the last part of your original comment.)   
   
There is no great conspiracy. Now stop only focusing on one argument, when others are more important.   
   
You specifically added "The Jews are our misfortune." If you had meant anything with the "religious Jews" and "not religious Jews" 						********					, you wouldn't have added that, as it would be unbelievable counter productive. or you're really, really stupid.   
   
You never address the fact that most people in the industry is "actors", or the free stuff, often maintained by adds. All this happens regardless of, or in most cases, without interference* from the bad, scary Jews. Thus, Jews don't dominate.   
   
What is bad about porn?   
   
*probably wrong word, but you should be able to understand it anyways.
BOOM, 2nd world war. Thousands of Jews escape to different countries, including USA. Here they have to start over again, with little money and no jobs. The Jews were always hard working and established many businesses, including porn.
This is why Jews are so high up in the banks, and have a finger in many "new" businesses. There are people from different groups in every kind of industry. Many are very religious, some are not. (In before ****** rant; this is mostly pointed at the last part of your original comment.)

There is no great conspiracy. Now stop only focusing on one argument, when others are more important.

You specifically added "The Jews are our misfortune." If you had meant anything with the "religious Jews" and "not religious Jews" ******** , you wouldn't have added that, as it would be unbelievable counter productive. or you're really, really stupid.

You never address the fact that most people in the industry is "actors", or the free stuff, often maintained by adds. All this happens regardless of, or in most cases, without interference* from the bad, scary Jews. Thus, Jews don't dominate.

What is bad about porn?

*probably wrong word, but you should be able to understand it anyways.
User avatar #185 to #182 - nid (08/02/2012) [-]
Damn son, you're ignorant...
#189 to #185 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
One liberals ignorance is another man's free thought.

I love how ********* like you rape the dictionary with ******** denotations. "DATZ IGNORANT." "DATZ HOMOPHOBIC"

I think the best example of this is the word "gay." In the old days, it used to mean something along the lines of jolly, but the homosexuals changed it into meaning homosexual.

Because sticking your cock up another man's ass is jolly?
User avatar #192 to #189 - nid (08/02/2012) [-]
Do you really think the word 'ignorant' is a ******** denotation? So much hate for no reason, I'm really sorry you have to live like this =/
User avatar #201 to #192 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
If you were to observe typical argument between a hip and trendy liberal and a strong minded Conservative White male, it is a cliche for the worthless skunk smelling vermin left winger to resort to using buzzwords like RACIST and IGNORANT.

YOU are using "Ignorant" through a ******** denotation because in YOUR MIND, the word "Ignorant" means a man who is not politically correct.

User avatar #208 to #201 - rainbowrush (08/02/2012) [-]
Psychology 101

>strong minded Conservative White male

This ruins your arguments in more than 3 ways, and reveals how you think.
Your assignment here is to find 3 or more wrong things in that.
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Ignorant:

ig·no·rant (gnr-nt)
adj.
1. Lacking education or knowledge.
2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake.
3. Unaware or uninformed.
User avatar #381 to #208 - starvaggi (08/06/2012) [-]
I was thinking that exact same thing when I read it. This guy is one of the most bigoted people I've ever seen on this website.
#220 to #208 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
poopy

I don't need no friggin assignment
#179 to #178 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
I CANT READ ALL THAT LOL READING IS FOR NAZIS! DID YOU KNOW HITLER WROTE A BOOK?!?!?!?!/1111!!?!?!?

SAVE A TREE BURN A BOOK!
#382 to #179 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
"SAVE A TREE BURN A BOOK"
But the book was already made from a torn down tree...
#193 to #179 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
You are the most ignorant piece of **** I have seen on this site in days.

Seriously go **** yourself you racist bigot.
User avatar #216 to #193 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm not retarded, I'm Eric.
User avatar #175 to #172 - litobahamas (08/02/2012) [-]
k..jpg
#177 to #175 - byposted (08/02/2012) [-]
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!!!!11111

...lol
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#165 - duelingdog (08/02/2012) [-]
I love how number of horse penises seen has an upward slope.

Fetish development anybody?
User avatar #224 to #165 - heartlessrobot (08/02/2012) [-]
That's how it went for me.
#211 to #165 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
It's not the fetish, it's just that if you spend long enough time swimming in the ocean you'll eventually see a shark.
#163 - pappulogic (08/02/2012) [-]
**pappulogic rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Olympic Opening Ceremony **   
Finally some good content i haven't seen before!!! Thumbs for you OP
**pappulogic rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Olympic Opening Ceremony **
Finally some good content i haven't seen before!!! Thumbs for you OP
#176 to #163 - supermegasherman (08/02/2012) [-]
this is older than my cat. my cat is ******* ancient
#184 to #176 - pappulogic (08/02/2012) [-]
not a good analogy
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