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#55 - paintballplayer
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#49 - analleakage
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CONSIDERING each medal won at the olympics was made by different people, you got 2549 people out of 330.000.000 that has won a medal at the olympics. That's less than 0,000008% that has won a medal.

Taking Denmark for instance (I live there, so obvious pick) 171 out of 5.500.000 people has won a medal. That's more than 0,00003% that has won a medal in Denmark.

Sry, America. You're fat. And you just got lawyered
#858 to #49 - rokulda
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#835 to #49 - cfeuer
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Not our fault your populace is the size of a state.
#705 to #49 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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Someone's mad
#477 to #49 - pooplol
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#669 to #477 - rhetoricalfunny
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Oh would you look at that. That is not you
#832 to #669 - JoshBauer
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BUTTHURT EUROFAG ALERT
#914 to #832 - rhetoricalfunny
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BUTTHURT AMERIFAG ALERT
Seriously bro, look at my profile picture, look at it for one second. If you can't identify it, you are one dumbass american.
#921 to #914 - JoshBauer
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The Canadian flag, except with a pot leaf instead of a maple leaf.

BUTTHURT CANADAFAG ALERT
#924 to #921 - rhetoricalfunny
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How exactly am I butthurt? Explain to me your obviously so infallible logic!
#930 to #924 - JoshBauer
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Judging by the fact that you oppose any pro-American comments, you're butthurt.
#942 to #930 - rhetoricalfunny
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If I see flawed logic, I correct it.
If an American claims that he is not fat, because one person won a gold medal. Or that he is not stupid because one person landed on the moon. Then they are using the accomplishments of a miniscule portion of society and trying to represent themselves with it.
#359 to #49 - Viggiator
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And today we just got a silver medal in shooting. Freaking awesome dane-bro!
#308 to #49 - piplh
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Considering your logic, India must be a **** load fatter and lazier than America.

21 total medals in olympic history, 1.2 billion people.

That's about 1 medal for every 57 million people. Damn they're fat and lazy there.
#484 to #308 - anon
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That's not his point and your logic is idiotic. Does India look fat and lazy to you? They're just a goddamn 3rd world country. America has the largest population out of all 1st world countries so consider that.
#611 to #484 - anon
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You guys know that 1st 2nd and 3rd world countries are political alignments in the cold war right? ********.
#353 to #308 - guywithafork
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Because India is filled with enough healthy foods for every single person?
3rd world countries don't count.
#222 to #49 - anon
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Smells like butthurt.
#190 to #49 - failtolawl
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So in your logic, china and India should have more medals than the USA, but they don't.
#250 to #190 - analleakage
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No, but that's because India and China is bad at the Olympic Games that are being played. Just like the low-middle populated countries with few medals.

Seriously, does anyone have some goddamn logic, on funnyjunk?
#825 to #250 - JoshBauer
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So you're saying that the USA is good at the Olympics? Then why are you calling us fat?
#174 to #49 - trenchman
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The post is not referring to per capita but overall, so yes, it may be because America has the fourth-largest population in the world, but it DOES hold the most medals. So lawyering it wasn't necessary, it was just your attempt to discredit any national pride we can feel.

...and to be honest, right now the only country in Europe I have respect for is Germany, considering they aren't slowly sinking into economic despair.
#252 to #174 - analleakage
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The picture refers to per capita by saying Americans aren't fat, because they have some few medals in a country with a high population. My comment is to show that his statement doesn't make Americans appear thinner.
#127 to #49 - xboxencounters
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#853 to #127 - anon
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You mean the moon the Russians got you too? With some help from German scientists? Ok america
#666 to #127 - rhetoricalfunny
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Oh you've been to the moon? Please tell me all about your trip.
#862 to #666 - rokulda
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Oh you've won an olympic gold medal? Please tell me about your experience.
#912 to #862 - rhetoricalfunny
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I never said I won a medal.
I simply said you hadn't been to the moon.
#701 to #666 - amishgamer
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getting mad because we use the "we've been to the moon" thing even though only a fraction of our people have actually been there is just as silly as calling every american fat just because a fraction (keep in mind it is a slightly bigger fraction than most) of our people are fat.
#821 to #701 - JoshBauer
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Logic'd
#691 to #666 - xboxencounters
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Sorry bud, that's classified. Only people who have made the front page can hear all about it. ~
#128 to #127 - anon
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how is it possible for you too participate
#129 to #128 - xboxencounters
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*to and what the **** are you talking about anon?
#115 to #49 - anon
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That's cute, you attempt to slam America, then quote an America television show.
#146 to #115 - analleakage
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I'm saying they're fat, not that their products are bad
#184 to #146 - failtolawl
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then you are just an ignorant son of a bitch for thinking such things.
#553 to #184 - cruzslzr
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overweight has always been much of the lifestyle of a conformist in my family, that's why I have habits of eating moderately and foods with high carbs and water in order to stimulate the metabolism and stay fit.
#130 to #115 - failtolawl
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on an American site, using American technology, speaking a language globally popularized by Americans.
#558 to #130 - anon
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English was spoken 1378 years before the Americas even existed. Europe globally popularized it first and America made the language well known.
#168 to #130 - anon
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(07/31/2012) [-]
exactly
#86 to #49 - ninetwenty
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Norway: 440... Only 4 800 000 people
#96 to #86 - ninetwenty
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Oh, and yeah, the winter olympics
USA=253
Norway=303
For everything: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
#760 to #96 - randomlunchbox
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It only snows in like half of the u.s
#76 to #49 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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^^
THIS
#71 to #49 - Laver
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I wish I were from Denmark...
#60 to #49 - tomhefailin
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denmark had nine centuries to get good at sports america has what two hundred years under their belts and kicks all asses
#836 to #60 - JoshBauer
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Please stop making us look bad. I'm absolutely positive if Michael Phelps was alive 900 years ago he wouldn't have been swimming laps every day, practicing to get better.
#124 to #60 - freddyhollensen
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#66 to #60 - analleakage
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"Americans" came from countries SUCH AS Denmark, and from your statement, you're implying that different techniques can't be taught from country to country.

Also check your grammar, dude.
#175 to #66 - trenchman
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So what you are claiming is that whenever an American does something that deserves praise, a country somewhere else deserves credit because you're an ancestor?

Sorry, but that argument doesn't work. Technically, YOU'RE a descendant of an Ethiopian man, but Ethiopia doesn't claim credit every time you do something right, does it? That, and they're a bit too hungry to care.
#197 to #175 - analleakage
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No that is NOT what I am saying. They are too many generations out.
I'm saying that they have had the SAME amount of time to practice.
#73 to #66 - tomhefailin
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you is right yous am are is all smartness
#74 to #73 - analleakage
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haha looks like someone is butthurt
#77 to #74 - tomhefailin
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it hurts so bad. your inability to take jokes, irrelevant correlational statistics, and pedanticalness have demeaned the medals america buries you in and literally penetrated my butthole   
   
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it hurts so bad. your inability to take jokes, irrelevant correlational statistics, and pedanticalness have demeaned the medals america buries you in and literally penetrated my butthole

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#80 to #77 - anon
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still gay
still gay
#57 to #49 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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i think america needs this now
#43 - erethilful
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Ye well.. That's true.
#42 - youraccountsucks
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#41 - Maroon ONLINE
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it also sends some of the most athletes of any country, so its slightly less impressive
#46 to #41 - anon
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so we have more athletes in our country, MURICA **** YEAH
#48 to #46 - anon
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you also have more fat people...
#19 - rappinboutsnacks
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Brace yourselves!
#14 - celestiasbeard
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we have a couple athletic people to represent us but it doesn't mean the group is like that, this will be a stretch i know but it's like Middle Easterners; there are some bad ones but not all of them are bad
#9 - mattmanhemi
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total medals   
china-429   
germany-1,099   
great Britain-737   
Soviet Union-1,204   
usa-2,549
total medals
china-429
germany-1,099
great Britain-737
Soviet Union-1,204
usa-2,549
#40 to #9 - Carthusia
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MFW 2,549 medals
#7 - mrgreatreturns
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That may be true, but come on.

99.9% of us ARE fat and lazy.
#186 to #7 - anon
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Stadistics

made up 78% of the time
#83 to #7 - anon
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maybe where you live..
#18 to #7 - telfyr
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99.9 % are lazy but only around 50% are fat
#801 to #18 - starvaggi
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In America, over 2/3 of adults and almost half of all children are overweight.

I don't think we can get an accurate statistic for laziness.
#176 to #18 - trenchman
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99.9% of everyone in every country is lazy...
99.9% of everyone in every country is lazy...
#21 to #18 - mrgreatreturns
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I hope that's true, all I know is we're no longer the fattest country, I think Germany is. (Some weird statistic I heard awhile ago)
#81 to #21 - anon
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3. fattest
but there are only islands fatter than you so no need to eat a cake from happiness
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#199 to #22 - anon
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Returrrrn the slaaaab.... Or face the consequences....
#68 to #22 - funmanigro
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whats his name?
whats his name?
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#24 to #23 - mrgreatreturns
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I genuinely don't even know where one would find something like that...
#25 to #24 - mvtjets ONLINE
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You just gotta believe!!!!
You just gotta believe!!!!
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#35 to #34 - mvtjets ONLINE
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I will perform unspeakable acts upon your anus when I murder you...........
I will perform unspeakable acts upon your anus when I murder you...........
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#45 to #35 - dduucckk
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Look at all the pretty purple lines.jpg
#36 to #35 - mrgreatreturns
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...of gifs...
#3 - thewalruss
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Actually China is the top leader... They have the same number of medals, but more gold medals.
#1 - deadbeatswagg
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(07/31/2012) [-]
**deadbeatswagg rolled user farrett ** Rape?
#5 to #1 - farrett
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(07/31/2012) [-]
why not? now bend over
#6 to #5 - deadbeatswagg
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ok, i will bend over....for about tree fiddy