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#28 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
from what movie is this last picture?
#175 to #28 - ahj
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(07/28/2012) [-]
It's Lex Luthor from the new Spiderman movie
#122 to #28 - Sataria
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i love this whole thread, btw it's superman's mortal enemy, Dare Devil
#92 to #28 - thegirlyoudespise
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(07/28/2012) [-]
You don't know?
#104 to #92 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
nope
#68 to #28 - jakekel
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(07/28/2012) [-]
It's the disabled dancer from magic mike.
#60 to #28 - grpeephole
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(07/28/2012) [-]
its the villian from total recal. havent you seen the trailers?
#49 to #28 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
wtf... i realy want to know this movie name
#52 to #49 - mastavidya
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(07/28/2012) [-]
That's obviously Loki from Die Hard 2, you ******* idiot.
#54 to #52 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Die hard is not fantasy movie
#56 to #54 - mastavidya
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Oh come on, you just can't be this retarded...
#67 to #56 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i just hawent seen the movie with this character yet
#71 to #67 - mastavidya
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Neither have I and I know it's Bane...
#47 to #28 - caiadaa
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(07/28/2012) [-]
The Avengers. That's Loki.
#53 to #47 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i haven't seen avengers yet u know...
#32 to #28 - sinonyx
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(07/28/2012) [-]
ok usually i can spot a troll fairly well... but i'm not sure if you're just a retard or not..
#34 to #32 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i realy dont know from what movie it is
#35 to #34 - sinonyx
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(07/28/2012) [-]
that's bane
#41 to #35 - yazumato
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(07/28/2012) [-]
are you shure?
#72 to #41 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
it's Bane, from the Matrix Reloaded. look it up
#94 to #72 - exrflarion
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Haha, Why did this make me laugh so hard?
#98 to #94 - thegirlyoudespise
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(07/28/2012) [-]
This whole thread was a win
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#22 - coolalliki
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(07/28/2012) [-]
BATMAN SPOILER



Anyone else agree that Bane's death/defeat at the hands of Catwoman was very, very dumb? And Talia's death even more so.
#62 to #22 - Sethorein
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(07/28/2012) [-]
the entire movie was pretty awful... that was actually one of the least offending things...
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#119 to #77 - coolalliki
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He's too negative. It was great, except for some minor things that bothered me, as afan of the comics. Go watch it, you'll enjoy it. Trust me.
#127 to #119 - Sethorein
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it's not like I didn't substantiate my negativity... oh ya, and that nuke at the end... where was the shockwave? It was just a pretty little cloud in the distance... now that jet can fly fast... but fast enough to get the blast to happen so far away there is absolutely nothing felt in Gotham?
#130 to #127 - coolalliki
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I thought that too, an you're absolutely right about that.
#134 to #130 - Sethorein
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Right. I'm not saying it's like... The Room bad... but it's a significant step down from the 2nd movie...
#142 to #134 - coolalliki
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I don't know, we seem to have very different opinions. I liked this movie just as much as the previous two. They shouldn't be compared, though. Batman Begins, the Dark Knight and Rises are three completely different movies. Begins was a real superhero movie, the Dark Knight was more of a tragic action movie (Harvey Dent's fall at the hands of the Joker as the most important part) and Rises was, in every way possible, a war movie about one man facing his destiny.

Completely different kinds of movies, in my opinion. I don't like to compare them.
#78 to #77 - Sethorein
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listen. It's not the worst thing in the world it's just... the plot didn't resonate. It felt like they were trying to do too much at once and fell flat...

Also there were a couple nasty plot holes...
#99 to #78 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
What were some of these plotholes of which you speak?
#107 to #99 - Sethorein
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(07/28/2012) [-]
How did "Robin" find the bat cave

How did the bat copter/jet thing magically appear at the prison for the batman to use

How did bruce manage to fix the auto-pilot without Fox knowing

How did bruce manage to get the clean slate before knowing that catwoman needed it

How did the batman know exactly where to park the bat copter/jet thing during that first police chase to have a getaway back when it had no autopilot...

How the hell did the batman get his spine fixed with a freaking looped rope?!

There were a lot :I
#149 to #107 - monsterme
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Wow, seriously? You're the kind of person people want to beat up because they ruin everything. Prima donna.
#153 to #149 - Sethorein
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Whine some more, I was asked what was a plot hole so I explained.

btw since I doubt you were calling me the lead female singer in an opera, a prima donna is "A very temperamental person with an inflated view of their own talent or importance."

I never claimed to be great or important, just that in my opinion this movie was a disappointment for reasons X Y Z...
#160 to #153 - monsterme
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But your reason are dumb. For example, who cares if batman knew where to park his flying thing. Or, who cares if it never showed how he fixed auto pilot. Or even how he got his spine fixed with the rope. I don't see how that took anything out of the movie.
#162 to #160 - Sethorein
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Takes away from immersion. I like mysteries and stuff. It's fun to try to guess what will happen next... when they have these random plot-holes it messes with the game.

Like seriously, I spent all the time from him getting in the plane to learning about the auto-pilot magically being fixed wondering how the hell he could be alive... figures it was just some off screen action...
#171 to #162 - monsterme
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You like mysteries? Well then you should have liked that they didn't show everything. Can't be more mysterious than that. I don't think they should show everything. Makes the viewer infer what happened himself. Just like when you read a book.
#185 to #171 - Sethorein
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A good riddle gives you enough information to solve it without being too obvious... this is like a riddle that intentionally leaves out information to make itself impossible

Like... A man is running down a hall with a letter in hand and the lights flicker. The man becomes depressed and leaves. Why did he become depressed?
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#133 to #129 - Sethorein
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I also found it odd that they name the guy Robin just for him to become the next batman...
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#145 to #140 - Sethorein
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but he coulda just been a successor without having to be named Robin xD
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#148 to #147 - Sethorein
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maybe... maybe... Barbara better be introduced eventually... When they said that Gordon's family left him I was slightly peeved o.o
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#156 to #152 - Sethorein
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(07/28/2012) [-]
whaaaaaaaaat?! ....damn....
#114 to #107 - brainydud
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Just what I have to say on some. I may be wrong.
Wasn't Robin given coordinates found in the bag the woman gave him.
Wasn't the clean slate the device Bane tried to use on the stock market and Batman took it.
Maybe Batman led them there so he could escape? He probably knew that sooner or later they would surround him so he ran to there.
I think the rope was to lift his back up but I don't understand how that fixed his spine.
#118 to #114 - Sethorein
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Wait... who gave him the co-ordinates? That scene was one of the more confusing ones, missed a bunch of lines... I thought it was just for getting the "Robin" gag out there...

No it was what that stereotypical evil businessman claimed to have in order to get the employment of catwoman that Bruce managed to acquire before any of the events of the story even happened...

I'm pretty sure he was focused on chasing Bane's guys... just seemed odd that they headed right to where he needed to go...

Yup... it was one strange thing... I believe in the comics that spine crushing kick is what put him in a wheelchair for life...
#136 to #118 - brainydud
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I don't know. For all we know Alfred did it in memory of Batman or maybe Bruce was prepared for this? I really have no idea.
And thanks for the clearing of the other events.
Batman chased Bane's guys but once he got the device he took off for the Bat probably. He knew he needed to escape so he went to his get away vehicle.
#96 to #78 - greasychesticles
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Really? I thought the movie was great. Usually superhero villains are pathetic and funny, but Nolan managed to make every villain a truly frightening character. The only things I didn't like from the movie were Bane's death and the numerous plot holes.


#100 to #96 - Sethorein
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I hated Alfred's voice, I've always hated it but you know, recurrent...
The fact that "Robin" found the bat cave through magic intuition and I guess becomes the bat man which confuses me because why bother calling him robin just to make him the next batman?
I felt like the relationship between Bruce and Talia was really underdeveloped... they met like 3 times, once to introduce her, once to ****, and once to activate the reactor... seriously?
I hated Bane's voice, it sounded comical, not threatening in the slightest... You couldn't turn down the vader voice box by two octaves and sound a little sinister?

I could go on but those were some of the biggies...
#126 to #100 - coolalliki
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Alfred is British. This isn't something you should hate on. Robin finding the batcave was explained, you just didn't pay attention. Bane's voice was okay, IMO.

Still, these aren't things that make the movie worse.
#132 to #126 - Sethorein
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There are many different types of British accents. The one used by Alfred was one unique to this actor and I didn't think that it portrayed Alfred's character well at all...

No, I did pay attention, it's just a lot of times lines were garbled in the movie... I swear that scene where "Robin" picks up that random dufflebag... didn't understand what the hell was happening there

That's just like your opinion man.

I listed several plotholes elsewhere...
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#81 to #79 - Sethorein
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curse those damn 3rd sequels!
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#57 to #22 - oenomaus
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Yup. The death was ******* ******, other than that the movie was ********************

#46 to #22 - Awesomecarrot
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Definetely. Bane was such an initimidating and generally
awesome character who beat Batman easily, and then
for some reason he was able to be beaten up. There needed
to be a much more dramatic death for him than being shot
like he was.
#48 to #46 - coolalliki
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Indeed. In the Knightfall storyline in the comics the reason Bane can defeat Batman so easily is because Batman is exhausted from weeks of work. In the movie, there is no reason for Batman being crushed by Bane first and easily defeating him a few months later.
#50 to #48 - Awesomecarrot
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I've not read the comics so I didn't have any high expectations
for Bane's character in the first place, but it was bad enough
for me, so I do feel sorry for people like you who were let down.
Anyway besides the anticlimaticism (is that a word?) of the movie
near the end, it was definetely worth watching.
#55 to #50 - coolalliki
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Yes, I agree. While Talia's and Bane's deaths were pretty stupid, I did find myself thinking "Oh God, yes... YES!" at a lot of points in the movie (Scarecrow's cameo, Catwoman and Batman fighting together, Robin (this was ******* awesome), Bane breaking Batman's back, Alfred seeing Bruce at the end, Bane's army and the police clashing in the streets, Batman being chassd by hundreds of police cars, etc...)
#115 to #55 - Awesomecarrot
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Yeah, the ending was definetely a good one
#43 to #22 - puppybiscuit
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Honetsly the only thing i did not like was that Bane
sounded like an evil version of Sean Connery.
#84 to #43 - spearpwi
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Sean Connery is Scottish. He has a Scottish accent. He sounds nothing like Tom Hardy even with the freaky mask thing on.
#91 to #84 - puppybiscuit
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That was not just Tom Hardy's voice. Nolan had to rerecord and heavily
process huge sections of Banes speech because in the first test version
of the film it was unintelligible. What they wound up with sounds like
Evil Sean Connery IMHO.
#27 to #22 - foop
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no i thought it was realistic and humorous. batman had already defeated bane 10 minutes prior, and bane was only saved by talia's intervention.
#30 to #27 - coolalliki
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Realistic? Yes. But it was the last we saw of him, couldn't they at least give hima last kick against his head? Or have Batman say: "Now you have my permission to die." Hell, they didn't check he was really dead/out of the game.
#38 to #30 - foop
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well he did say now you have my permission to die earlier, plus that gun could blow up cars and it shot bane at pointblank, theres no way he didn't die
#44 to #38 - coolalliki
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Yes, but still, I think a few seconds showing him dying wouldn't have hurt.

Just my opinion, though. I understand why you think different.
#51 to #44 - foop
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naw i see what you mean, hey did kinda make him irrelevant with the talia part. Maybe if he was incinerated instead of flying offscreen there would have been more closure
#24 to #22 - russiankadenskii
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yes very anticlimactic. Bane was the ******* man.

**** talia
#26 to #24 - coolalliki
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Talia was a great character in the comics, better than Catwoman, IMO. But anyone who has ever read a Batman comic could see her reveal coming from a mile away.

Also? Who else whispered "**** yeah..." to themselves when they saw Scarecrow? I was so goddamn happy when I saw Cillian Murphy sitting in that courtroom.
#25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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Talia? Last I checked Catwoman was named Selina Kyle.
#29 to #25 - coolalliki
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Did you see the movie? Talia was 'Miranda Tate', the daughter of Ra's al Ghul.

C'mon, man, get it together.
#33 to #29 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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I have not. But when you said,"**** Talia," I assumed you were suffering to Catwoman, who they really should have gotten a better actor for.
#42 to #33 - coolalliki
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You think so? I think Catwoman was cast perfectly. She really stole the show the first hour. I really, really liked her in this movie. As much as Michelle Pfeifer, actually.
#45 to #42 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Eh, not a big Anne Hathaway fan.
#101 to #45 - anon
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Maybe you would understand/agree if you saw the movie
#103 to #101 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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Maybe.
#13 - afroturf [OP]
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Look, she's a slow texter damnit
#11 - theaveragejoe
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op i have spent at least an hour on that much battery life
#10 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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That's more than enough battery to send and receive like five more texts OP.
#8 - impetergriffin
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that last panel has been my background since i saw dark knight rises
#7 - aamirmir
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(07/28/2012) [-]
if the battery was on the screen like that it was already plugged in...
#6 - zapgod
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it still has quite a bit of battery left, for an iphone it will last for another 30 minutes to an hour
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#3 to #2 - anon
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He was clearly outside.
#1 - hampuncher
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#9 to #1 - edalo
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alot in common

dam paint skills
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